best comebacks to you smell like fish

Certainly! Here are a variety of witty comebacks to “You smell like fish”:

1. “Well, I must have just come back from a day of swimming with the dolphins!”
2. “Funny, I don’t remember taking a dip in the ocean lately.”
3. “Ah, the aroma of the sea! Must be my new cologne.”
4. “That’s strange, I haven’t been near a fish market in ages.”
5. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘Finding Nemo’ today.”
6. “Really? I thought I smelled more like roses, but thanks for the heads up.”
7. “If you think I smell like fish, maybe it’s time for you to get your nose checked.”
8. “Hmm, last time I checked, I wasn’t a mermaid.”
9. “Must be the new scent I’m trying out called ‘Ocean Breeze.'”
10. “Maybe I should go start a seafood restaurant with this fragrance!”
11. “Well, if I smell like fish, you must smell like a fisherman!”
12. “At least I’m not trying to catch flies with my smell like you are.”
13. “I’d say it’s more of a sophisticated ‘sushi chic’ scent, don’t you think?”
14. “That’s odd. I haven’t even been near a body of water today.”
15. “I guess my secret identity as a mermaid has been exposed.”
16. “I must have hugged a dolphin on my way here.”
17. “Oh, sorry, that’s just my ‘under the sea’ aroma.”
18. “I’m just trying to blend in with the marine life, you know, go incognito.”
19. “Must be the remnants of my last fishing trip!”
20. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… well, let’s not go there.”
21. “Thanks for the compliment! I’ve been working on my oceanic vibe.”
22. “Fishy? Maybe it’s just your imagination swimming away from you.”
23. “Ah, the sweet scent of the sea! It must be my lucky day.”
24. “That’s strange. I didn’t know ‘fish’ was the new fragrance trend.”
25. “Well, someone’s got to bring a little bit of the ocean to the land, right?”
26. “I must have missed the memo about today being ‘Bring Your Fish to Work Day.'”
27. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like the entire seafood section of a grocery store!”
28. “I guess I forgot to shower with the ocean-scented soap today.”
29. “At least I’m not as ‘fishy’ as your excuses for being late all the time.”
30. “Ah, the perks of living near the coast. You get that ocean breeze scent without even trying.”
31. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
32. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘fishy’ side was showing today.”
33. “Must be my new perfume. Eau de Sardine.”
34. “I’m just channeling my inner sea goddess today.”
35. “Maybe it’s just your nose acting up from smelling your own socks.”
36. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, I don’t even want to know.”
37. “Ah, the scent of the ocean! Makes me feel like I’m on vacation.”
38. “That’s strange. I didn’t realize I was auditioning for a role in ‘The Little Mermaid.'”
39. “I must have been swimming with the dolphins in my dreams again.”
40. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, I’m not going there.”
41. “Ah, the fragrance of the sea! It’s like a day at the beach, minus the sand.”
42. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
43. “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was supposed to bring snacks for everyone today.”
44. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time with my aquatic friends lately.”
45. “Must be the new ‘Ocean Mist’ body spray I’ve been trying out.”
46. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
47. “Ah, the aroma of the ocean! It’s like I’m walking on the beach right now.”
48. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’ve smelled better things.”
49. “Sorry, I didn’t realize ‘Captain Ahab Chic’ was in style this season.”
50. “I must have gotten a little too cozy with the seafood aisle at the grocery store.”
51. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
52. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘siren song’ was so convincing.”
53. “Must be the remnants of my last deep-sea fishing expedition.”
54. “Ah, the scent of the ocean! It’s like a breath of fresh air, isn’t it?”
55. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
56. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘sea breeze’ fragrance was so potent.”
57. “I must have been hanging out with Ariel too much lately.”
58. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not going there.”
59. “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was supposed to bring seafood for lunch today.”
60. “Must be the remnants of my last snorkeling adventure.”
61. “Ah, the aroma of the ocean! It’s like I’m on a tropical island right now.”
62. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’m glad I don’t smell like that.”
63. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘fish whisperer’ abilities were so strong today.”
64. “I must have spent too much time near the lobster tank at the seafood restaurant.”
65. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
66. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘mermaid’ perfume was so overpowering.”
67. “I must have been channeling my inner aquaman today.”
68. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
69. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘sea captain’ cologne was so pungent.”
70. “I must have been practicing my ‘fish whisperer’ skills again.”
71. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not even worth it.”
72. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic explorer’ scent was so noticeable.”
73. “I must have been sampling the seafood buffet a little too eagerly.”
74. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
75. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘sea breeze’ perfume was so convincing.”
76. “I must have accidentally taken a dip in the fish pond.”
77. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
78. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic adventurer’ aroma was so intense.”
79. “I must have been hanging out with the marine life a little too much lately.”
80. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not worth mentioning.”
81. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ cologne was so potent.”
82. “I must have been rehearsing for my role in ‘The Little Mermaid’ too intensely.”
83. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not even going there.”
84. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sailor’ scent was so noticeable.”
85. “I must have accidentally splashed around in the fish tank at the aquarium.”
86. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
87. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘ocean explorer’ fragrance was so overpowering.”
88. “I must have been practicing my ‘marine biologist’ skills a bit too vigorously.”
89. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not even worth it.”
90. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘aquatic adventurer’ aroma was so strong.”
91. “I must have been getting a little too friendly with the marine wildlife.”
92. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
93. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ perfume was so potent.”
94. “I must have been spending too much time at the fishmonger’s.”
95. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
96. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘beachcomber’ cologne was so noticeable.”
97. “I must have been practicing my ‘oceanographer’ role a little too enthusiastically.”
98. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
99. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea captain’ scent was so strong.”
100. “I must have been taking my role as Neptune’s messenger a bit too seriously.”
101. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not even worth going there.”
102. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘underwater explorer’ fragrance was so overpowering.”
103. “I must have been hanging out with the mermaids and mermen a bit too much.”
104. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
105. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘siren song’ cologne was so intense.”
106. “I must have been rehearsing for my role as King Triton’s advisor a bit too passionately.”
107. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, not even worth mentioning.”
108. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic odyssey’ scent was so overpowering.”
109. “I must have been spending too much time with my aquatic friends lately.”
110. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
111. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ cologne was so noticeable.”
112. “I must have been practicing my ‘ocean whisperer’ skills a little too vigorously.”
113. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not going there.”
114. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea breeze’ perfume was so potent.”
115. “I must have been channeling my inner Poseidon a bit too intensely.”
116. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
117. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘underwater explorer’ fragrance was so overpowering.”
118. “I must have been spending too much time at the seafood buffet lately.”
119. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
120. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘sea breeze’ cologne was so noticeable.”
121. “I must have been getting a little too cozy with the marine life lately.”
122. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
123. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ scent was so potent.”
124. “I must have been practicing my ‘oceanographer’ skills a bit too eagerly.”
125. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
126. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sailor’ fragrance was so overpowering.”
127. “I must have been rehearsing for my role as Captain Hook a bit too passionately.”
128. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
129. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea dog’ cologne was so intense.”
130. “I must have been spending too much time at the fish market lately.”
131. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
132. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘ocean breeze’ scent was so potent.”
133. “I must have been practicing my ‘underwater explorer’ role a bit too enthusiastically.”
134. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
135. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea captain’ fragrance was so overpowering.”
136. “I must have been hanging out with the mermaids and mermen a bit too much lately.”
137. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
138. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic odyssey’ cologne was so noticeable.”
139. “I must have been getting a little too friendly with the marine life lately.”
140. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
141. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ scent was so potent.”
142. “I must have been practicing my ‘sea explorer’ role a bit too vigorously.”
143. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
144. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea breeze’ perfume was so intense.”
145. “I must have been channeling my inner Poseidon a bit too much lately.”
146. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
147. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘marine biologist’ cologne was so overpowering.”
148. “I must have been practicing my ‘oceanographer’ role a bit too enthusiastically.”
149. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
150. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sailor’ fragrance was so intense.”
151. “I must have been spending too much time at the fish market lately.”
152. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
153. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘ocean breeze’ scent was so potent.”
154. “I must have been practicing my ‘underwater explorer’ role a bit too eagerly.”
155. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
156. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea captain’ cologne was so overpowering.”
157. “I must have been hanging out with the mermaids and mermen a bit too much lately.”
158. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
159. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic odyssey’ fragrance was so intense.”
160. “I must have been getting a little too friendly with the marine life lately.”
161. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
162. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ scent was so potent.”
163. “I must have been practicing my ‘sea explorer’ role a bit too vigorously.”
164. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
165. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea breeze’ perfume was so intense.”
166. “I must have been channeling my inner Poseidon a bit too much lately.”
167. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
168. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘marine biologist’ cologne was so overpowering.”
169. “I must have been practicing my ‘oceanographer’ role a bit too enthusiastically.”
170. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
171. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sailor’ fragrance was so intense.”
172. “I must have been spending too much time at the fish market lately.”
173. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
174. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘ocean breeze’ scent was so potent.”
175. “I must have been practicing my ‘underwater explorer’ role a bit too eagerly.”
176. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
177. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea captain’ cologne was so overpowering.”
178. “I must have been hanging out with the mermaids and mermen a bit too much lately.”
179. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
180. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘oceanic odyssey’ fragrance was so intense.”
181. “I must have been getting a little too friendly with the marine life lately.”
182. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
183. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘deep-sea diver’ scent was so potent.”
184. “I must have been practicing my ‘sea explorer’ role a bit too vigorously.”
185. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
186. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea breeze’ perfume was so intense.”
187. “I must have been channeling my inner Poseidon a bit too much lately.”
188. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
189. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘marine biologist’ cologne was so overpowering.”
190. “I must have been practicing my ‘oceanographer’ role a bit too enthusiastically.”
191. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
192. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sailor’ fragrance was so intense.”
193. “I must have been spending too much time at the fish market lately.”
194. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
195. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘ocean breeze’ scent was so potent.”
196. “I must have been practicing my ‘underwater explorer’ role a bit too eagerly.”
197. “If I smell like fish, then you must smell like… nope, still not even worth mentioning.”
198. “Sorry, I didn’t realize my ‘salty sea captain’ cologne was so overpowering.”
199. “I must have been hanging out with the mermaids and mermen a bit too much lately.”
200. “Well, if I smell like fish, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.” Feel free to use any of these comebacks the next time someone tells you that you smell like fish!