best comebacks to you smell like poop

Sure, here are a variety of comebacks to “You smell like poop”:

1. “Well, I must have just stepped out of a stinky situation!”
2. “Really? I thought I smelled more like roses, but thanks for the heads up.”
3. “That’s odd, I don’t remember rolling around in a sewage plant today.”
4. “If you think I smell like poop, maybe it’s time for you to clean out your nostrils.”
5. “Ah, the aroma of nature’s fertilizer! Must be my new cologne.”
6. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for the role of a sewer rat today.”
7. “Hmm, last time I checked, I wasn’t a compost bin.”
8. “Must be the new scent I’m trying out called ‘Eau de Garbage.'”
9. “I’d say it’s more of a sophisticated ‘trash heap chic’ scent, don’t you think?”
10. “That’s strange, I didn’t realize I was attending a manure festival.”
11. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like a porta-potty in the summer!”
12. “Thanks for the compliment! I’ve been working on my organic aroma.”
13. “Funny, I don’t remember taking a stroll through a landfill today.”
14. “Ah, the sweet scent of decay! It must be my lucky day.”
15. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the sewers to the party.”
16. “Must be the remnants of my last visit to the city dump!”
17. “At least I’m not trying to attract flies with my smell like you are.”
18. “I’d say it’s more of an avant-garde ‘garbage fire’ fragrance, wouldn’t you agree?”
19. “Well, if I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s not go there.”
20. “I guess I forgot to bathe in flowers and sunshine this morning.”
21. “If you think I smell like poop, maybe it’s time for you to upgrade your olfactory system.”
22. “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Landfill’ today.”
23. “Ah, the perks of living near the sewer. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
24. “That’s strange. I didn’t know ‘garbage’ was the new fragrance trend.”
25. “Well, if I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, I don’t even want to know.”
26. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
27. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Trash’ day.”
28. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’ve smelled better things.”
29. “Thanks for the compliment! I’ve been working on my earthy vibe.”
30. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
31. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
32. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the sewer to the boardroom meeting.”
33. “Ah, the aroma of decay! It’s like a breath of fresh air, isn’t it?”
34. “Sorry, I didn’t realize ‘dumpster chic’ was in style this season.”
35. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’m glad I don’t smell like that.”
36. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
37. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
38. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
39. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
40. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
41. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
42. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
43. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
44. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
45. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
46. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
47. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
48. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
49. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
50. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
51. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
52. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
53. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
54. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
55. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
56. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
57. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
58. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
59. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
60. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
61. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
62. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
63. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
64. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
65. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
66. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
67. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
68. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
69. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
70. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
71. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Gar bage’ day.”
72. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
73. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
74. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
75. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
76. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
77. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
78. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
79. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
80. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
81. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
82. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
83. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
84. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
85. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
86. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
87. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
88. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
89. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
90. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
91. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
92. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
93. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
94. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
95. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
96. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
97. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
98. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
99. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
100. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
101. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
102. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
103. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
104. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
105. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
106. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
107. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
108. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
109. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
110. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
111. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
112. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
113. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
114. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
115. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
116. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
117. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
118. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
119. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
120. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
121. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
122. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
123. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
124. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
125. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
126. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
127. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
128. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
129. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
130. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
131. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
132. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
133. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
134. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
135. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
136. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
137. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
138. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
139. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
140. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
141. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
142. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
143. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
144. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
145. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
146. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
147. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
148. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
149. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
150. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
151. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
152. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
153. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
154. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
155. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
156. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
157. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
158. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
159. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
160. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
161. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
162. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
163. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
164. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
165. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
166. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
167. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
168. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
169. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
170. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
171. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
172. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
173. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
174. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
175. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
176. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
177. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
178. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
179. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
180. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
181. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
182. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
183. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
184. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
185. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
186. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
187. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
188. “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
189. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
190. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
191. “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
192. “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
193. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
194. “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
195. “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
196. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
197. “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
198. “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
199. “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
200. “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.” Feel free to use any of these comebacks if someone tells you that you smell like poop!