Sure, here are a variety of comebacks to “You smell like poop”:
- “Well, I must have just stepped out of a stinky situation!”
- “Really? I thought I smelled more like roses, but thanks for the heads up.”
- “That’s odd, I don’t remember rolling around in a sewage plant today.”
- “If you think I smell like poop, maybe it’s time for you to clean out your nostrils.”
- “Ah, the aroma of nature’s fertilizer! Must be my new cologne.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for the role of a sewer rat today.”
- “Hmm, last time I checked, I wasn’t a compost bin.”
- “Must be the new scent I’m trying out called ‘Eau de Garbage.'”
- “I’d say it’s more of a sophisticated ‘trash heap chic’ scent, don’t you think?”
- “That’s strange, I didn’t realize I was attending a manure festival.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like a porta-potty in the summer!”
- “Thanks for the compliment! I’ve been working on my organic aroma.”
- “Funny, I don’t remember taking a stroll through a landfill today.”
- “Ah, the sweet scent of decay! It must be my lucky day.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the sewers to the party.”
- “Must be the remnants of my last visit to the city dump!”
- “At least I’m not trying to attract flies with my smell like you are.”
- “I’d say it’s more of an avant-garde ‘garbage fire’ fragrance, wouldn’t you agree?”
- “Well, if I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s not go there.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in flowers and sunshine this morning.”
- “If you think I smell like poop, maybe it’s time for you to upgrade your olfactory system.”
- “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Landfill’ today.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the sewer. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “That’s strange. I didn’t know ‘garbage’ was the new fragrance trend.”
- “Well, if I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, I don’t even want to know.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Trash’ day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’ve smelled better things.”
- “Thanks for the compliment! I’ve been working on my earthy vibe.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the sewer to the boardroom meeting.”
- “Ah, the aroma of decay! It’s like a breath of fresh air, isn’t it?”
- “Sorry, I didn’t realize ‘dumpster chic’ was in style this season.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, let’s just say I’m glad I don’t smell like that.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Gar bage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the barnyard to the office.”
- “Ah, the fragrance of the landfill! Makes me feel like I’m on a scavenger hunt.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… never mind, I won’t stoop to your level.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the compost pile lately.”
- “I didn’t know I was supposed to bring the scent of the landfill to the dinner party.”
- “Ah, the sweet smell of refuse! Must be my lucky day.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even compare.”
- “I guess I forgot to bathe in roses and lavender this morning.”
- “I didn’t know I was auditioning for ‘The Scent of a Dumpster’ today.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… well, I’ll let you fill in the blank.”
- “I guess I missed the memo about today being ‘Eau de Garbage’ day.”
- “Ah, the perks of living near the landfill. You get that authentic urban aroma without even trying.”
- “If I smell like poop, then you must smell like… actually, let’s not even go there.”
- “I guess I’ve been spending too much time in the sewer lately.” Feel free to use any of these comebacks if someone tells you that you smell like poop!