When someone suggests you have “hoes,” the implication can be playful, teasing, or even accusatory. Your response can vary based on the context and your relationship with the person. Here are 200 possible comebacks, ranging from funny and light-hearted to direct and serious:
- “Only if you’re one of them.”
- “Just one: you.”
- “Nah, just loyal to you.”
- “Only got time for you.”
- “You mean friends? Sure.”
- “Just one special girl.”
- “Why, you jealous?”
- “You wish.”
- “Nope, just admirers.”
- “None as important as you.”
- “Only in your dreams.”
- “Just trying to make you jealous.”
- “Who needs hoes when I have you?”
- “Only you in my contacts.”
- “Just you, my queen.”
- “If by ‘hoes’ you mean friends.”
- “Only one: my heart belongs to you.”
- “Just you, and that’s enough.”
- “You’re my only VIP.”
- “I call them fans, not hoes.”
- “You know you’re my favorite.”
- “Nope, just you.”
- “None that matter.”
- “Just you, and that’s all I need.”
- “I left them all for you.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “I prefer quality over quantity.”
- “Only you, my love.”
- “You’re the only one I care about.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You complete me.”
- “Just you, my one and only.”
- “Nope, just you and me.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Only in your imagination.”
- “You know you’re my only girl.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “My heart is all yours.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “Just you in my life.”
- “None can compare to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “No one but you.”
- “Only got room for you.”
- “Just one: you.”
- “None that matter.”
- “You have my heart.”
- “You’re the only one I think about.”
- “My heart is taken by you.”
- “You know you’re my only.”
- “None, just you.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “Only one special girl: you.”
- “None as special as you.”
- “You have all my attention.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Just you and me.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only got eyes for you.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You’re my only one.”
- “You complete me.”
- “My heart belongs to you.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You have all my attention.”
- “Only you in my life.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You have my heart.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “Just you in my world.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “None as special as you.”
- “You have all my attention.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You have my heart.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only got eyes for you.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Just you and me.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “None as special as you.”
- “You have all my attention.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Just you in my life.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Just you in my world.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Just you and me.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Just you in my life.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you, always.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “You’re my one and only.”
- “Just you in my world.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Just you and me.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
- “No hoes, just you.”
- “You outshine them all.”
- “Only you in my heart.”
- “You’re my one true love.”
- “No one else matters.”
- “Only you in my world.”
- “You’re the only one for me.”
- “No one compares to you.”
- “Only have room for you.”
- “You’re my everything.”
- “Just you in my life.”
- “Only have eyes for you.”
- “You’re the only one I see.”
These comebacks cover a range of tones and contexts, from playful and humorous to sincere and reassuring, giving you plenty of options to choose from based on the situation and your relationship with the person.