best responses to bless your heart

Sure, here are various responses you can give when someone says “bless your heart”:

Witty Responses:

1. “Well, bless your heart for thinking I need your blessing.”
2. “Aw, bless your heart for trying to be nice… I think.”
3. “Bless your heart, but I’ll take my blessings with a side of sarcasm, please.”
4. “Thanks, but my heart’s already been blessed with an abundance of sass.”
5. “Bless your heart, but I think I’ll stick to my own heart’s guidance.”
6. “Bless your heart for thinking I needed your two cents. I’ll put it in my sarcasm fund.”
7. “Thanks, but my heart is already overflowing with glitter and sarcasm.”
8. “Bless your heart, but I’ll pass on the blessings and keep the sass.”
9. “Bless your heart for thinking you have any say in my blessings.”
10. “Bless your heart for trying to bless mine, but I’m doing just fine.”

Gracious Responses:

1. “Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment.”
2. “That’s very kind of you, thank you.”
3. “Thank you, I’ll take all the blessings I can get.”
4. “Thanks, I could always use a little extra blessing.”
5. “I appreciate your kindness, thank you.”
6. “That’s sweet of you to say, thank you.”
7. “Thanks for thinking of me, I’ll take all the blessings I can get.”
8. “I’ll gladly accept your blessing, thank you.”
9. “Thank you, may your kindness come back to you tenfold.”
10. “I’m grateful for your blessing, thank you.”

Playful Responses:

1. “Bless your heart, and may your day be as delightful as your attempt to bless mine.”
2. “Aw, bless your heart, you’re too kind… or are you?”
3. “Bless your heart, and may your blessings be as abundant as your heart is.”
4. “Thanks for the blessing, I’ll try not to let it go to my head… or my heart.”
5. “Bless your heart for trying to bless mine, but I think I’ll stick to my own blessings.”
6. “Thanks for the blessing, may your day be as bright as your heart is.”
7. “Bless your heart, and may your blessings be as endless as your attempts to bless mine.”
8. “Thanks for the blessing, may your day be filled with as much joy as you’ve brought to mine.”
9. “Bless your heart for thinking of me, I’ll be sure to pay it forward.”
10. “Thank you for the blessing, may your heart be as full as your kindness.”

Confident Responses:

1. “Thanks, but I think my heart’s doing just fine without the extra blessing.”
2. “I appreciate the sentiment, but my heart’s already filled with enough love and sass.”
3. “Bless your heart, but I’m pretty good at handling my own blessings.”
4. “Thanks, but my heart’s already got enough sass to handle any situation.”
5. “I’ll take your blessing with a grain of salt, thanks.”
6. “Thanks, but my heart’s already overflowing with joy and sarcasm.”
7. “Bless your heart for thinking I need your blessing, but I think I’ll pass.”
8. “Thanks, but I’m good without the extra blessing.”
9. “Bless your heart, but I’ll stick to my own blessings, thank you.”
10. “Thanks for the offer, but my heart’s already blessed with enough sass to handle anything.”

Humorous Responses:

1. “Well, bless your heart for thinking I need blessings. But I’ve got it covered, thanks!”
2. “Aw, bless your heart, but I’m already blessed with enough sass to power a small country.”
3. “Thanks, but my heart’s already been blessed with enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.”
4. “Bless your heart, but I think I’ll stick to my own brand of blessings. They come with extra sass.”
5. “Thanks for the blessing, but my heart’s already filled with enough love… and a healthy dose of sarcasm.”
6. “Bless your heart for trying to bless mine. But I’ve already got enough sass to handle anything life throws my way.”
7. “Thanks for the blessing, but my heart’s already overflowing with enough mischief to keep me entertained for a lifetime.”
8. “Bless your heart, but I’ve already got enough sass to handle any situation. Thanks anyway!”
9. “Thanks, but my heart’s already been blessed with enough sass to rival a stand-up comedian.”
10. “Bless your heart for thinking of me, but I think I’ll pass on the extra blessings. I’m already blessed with enough sarcasm to keep me going.”

Friendly Responses:

1. “Thank you, that’s very kind of you.”
2. “I appreciate the sentiment, thank you.”
3. “Thanks for thinking of me, I’ll take all the blessings I can get.”
4. “That’s sweet of you to say, thank you.”
5. “I’m grateful for your kindness, thank you.”
6. “Thank you, may your kindness come back to you tenfold.”
7. “I’ll gladly accept your blessing, thank you.”
8. “Thank you for your thoughtfulness, it means a lot to me.”
9. “Thanks for the blessing, may your day be as bright as your heart is.”
10. “I appreciate your kindness, may your day be filled with as much joy as you’ve brought to mine.”

Sassy Responses:

1. “Well, bless your heart for trying to bless mine. But I’ll stick to my own brand of blessings, thank you.”
2. “Thanks for the blessing, but I think I’ll pass. My heart’s already filled with enough sass to handle anything.”
3. “Bless your heart, but I’ll take my blessings with a side of sarcasm, please.”
4. “Thanks, but my heart’s already been blessed with an abundance of sass.”
5. “Bless your heart, but I think I’ll stick to my own heart’s guidance.”
6. “Thanks, but my heart’s already got enough sass to handle any situation.”
7. “Bless your heart for thinking I needed your two cents. I’ll put it in my sarcasm fund.”
8. “Thanks, but I’m good without the extra blessing.”
9. “Bless your heart for trying to bless mine, but I’m doing just fine.”
10. “Thanks for the offer, but my heart’s already blessed with enough sass to handle anything.”

Feel free to choose a response that fits the situation and your personality best!