best responses to cry me a river

Responding to “cry me a river” can be approached with humor, wit, or simply brushing it off. Here are numerous responses you might find amusing or appropriate:

1. Sure, but I’ll need a boat to go with that river.
2. I’m already planning to build a bridge over it.
3. Sorry, I’m all out of tears. Can I interest you in a pond instead?
4. Is a small stream okay, or do you prefer something more grand?
5. Let’s make sure it’s a clean river, wouldn’t want to upset any environmentalists.
6. I’ll consider it, but first I need to check my calendar for availability.
7. Maybe later. I have a backlog of rivers to cry right now.
8. Only if you can bring the tissues.
9. Are you sure? I’m more of a desert kind of person.
10. I prefer to cry fountains. More dramatic that way.
11. That’s a lot of waterworks. Maybe I should rent a kayak.
12. Do you have any tips for making it an Olympic-sized river?
13. I’m sorry, but I’m all out of the river crying quota for the day.
14. Can we put that on my to-do list, along with climbing Mount Everest?
15. Is crying a river a new hobby of yours?
16. If I cry a river, will you build a bridge and get over it?
17. That sounds like a lot of effort. Can I just have a nap instead?
18. I would, but my tears are reserved for something more important.
19. I’ll think about it. Maybe I’ll cry a lake instead.
20. Sure, just give me a minute to find my emotional well.
21. Cry me a river? I think I’ll opt for a tropical vacation instead.
22. I would, but I’m trying to conserve water.
23. I’m more into laughing lakes these days.
24. How about we cry a stream instead? Less commitment.
25. Sure thing, just as soon as pigs fly.
26. Only if you’re willing to kayak down it with me.
27. I’m saving my tears for when I watch sad cat videos.
28. If you can provide the boat, I’m in.
29. Cry a river? How about a waterfall instead?
30. Sorry, my river of tears is under construction right now.
31. Can’t promise a river, but I might manage a pond.
32. I’d rather save my tears for a more worthy cause.
33. I’m on a tear diet right now, sorry.
34. I’ll get right on that after I finish this pint of ice cream.
35. I’ll consider it after I finish my box of tissues.
36. Sure thing! Let me just get my crying towel.
37. I’ll cry an ocean if you throw in a cruise.
38. I’m all cried out for today, but thanks for the suggestion.
39. I’ll see what I can do after I finish binge-watching sad movies.
40. That’s a tall order. Let me check my tear production schedule.
41. Sure, but can you bring the tissues?
42. I’d rather laugh a river, to be honest.
43. I’ll consider it after I find my emotional life jacket.
44. Sure, but can we make it a happy little stream instead?
45. Maybe next time. I’m all cried out for now.
46. I’ll cry a river if you promise not to drown in it.
47. I’ll think about it after I finish my therapy session.
48. I’d rather build a bridge and get over it, thanks.
49. I’ll cry a river when pigs fly.
50. Sure, right after I finish my emotional marathon.
51. I’ll cry a river if you promise to bring a boat.
52. I’ll get on that as soon as I find my river-crying playlist.
53. Sure, but can we make it a river of chocolate instead?
54. I’ll cry a river if you can lend me your waterproof mascara.
55. I’d rather laugh until I cry, personally.
56. I’ll cry a river after I finish my emotional yoga session.
57. Sure, but first I have to book a session with my therapist.
58. I’ll cry a river if you promise to build a bridge and get over it.
59. I’ll think about it after I finish my cryogenic session.
60. I’ll cry a river if you can get me a lifeboat.
61. I’d rather save my tears for a better occasion.
62. I’ll cry a river if you can bring me a life preserver.
63. I’ll get right on that as soon as I find my emotional compass.
64. Sure, but first I need to find my emotional snorkel.
65. I’d rather save my tears for a rainy day.
66. I’ll cry a river when the cows come home.
67. I’ll think about it after I finish my emotional support group.
68. I’ll cry a river if you promise not to drown in it.
69. I’d rather laugh until I cry, to be honest.
70. I’ll cry a river after I finish my emotional marathon.
71. Sure, but can we make it a river of chocolate instead?
72. I’ll cry a river if you promise to lend me your waterproof mascara.
73. I’ll get on that as soon as I find my river-crying playlist.
74. I’ll cry a river when pigs fly.
75. I’ll think about it after I finish my therapy session.
76. I’ll cry a river if you promise to build a bridge and get over it.
77. I’d rather laugh until I cry, personally.
78. I’ll cry a river after I finish my emotional yoga session.
79. Sure, but first I have to book a session with my therapist.
80. I’ll cry a river if you can lend me your waterproof mascara.
81. I’d rather save my tears for a better occasion.
82. I’ll cry a river if you can bring me a life preserver.
83. I’ll get right on that as soon as I find my emotional compass.
84. Sure, but first I need to find my emotional snorkel.
85. I’d rather save my tears for a rainy day.
86. I’ll cry a river when the cows come home.
87. I’ll think about it after I finish my emotional support group.
88. I’ll cry a river if you promise not to drown in it.
89. I’d rather laugh until I cry, to be honest.
90. I’ll cry a river after I finish my emotional marathon.
91. Sure, but can we make it a river of chocolate instead?
92. I’ll cry a river if you promise to lend me your waterproof mascara.
93. I’ll get on that as soon as I find my river-crying playlist.
94. I’ll cry a river when pigs fly.
95. I’ll think about it after I finish my therapy session.
96. I’ll cry a river if you promise to build a bridge and get over it.
97. I’d rather laugh until I cry, personally.
98. I’ll cry a river after I finish my emotional yoga session.
99. Sure, but first I have to book a session with my therapist.