best responses to cry me a river

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1. “Would you like some tissues with that river?”
2. “I’ll get the boat ready for your river cruise.”
3. “Do you need a lifeguard for that river you’re crying?”
4. “Can I book you a canoe for that river?”
5. “Should I bring an umbrella for your river?”
6. “How deep is your river today?”
7. “Is it a tear river or a sob river?”
8. “I’m sorry, I don’t have a map for your river.”
9. “Would you like some company on your river journey?”
10. “Do you need a flood warning for that river?”
11. “Is it a lazy river or a rapid river?”
12. “I hope you’re wearing your life jacket for that river.”
13. “I didn’t know you were auditioning for ‘Riverdance.'”
14. “I hope your river is downstream.”
15. “Don’t forget to pack a lunch for your river trip.”
16. “Is there a paddle for that river you’re crying?”
17. “I didn’t know you were auditioning for the role of a river.”
18. “Are you a river guide?”
19. “Do you need a raft for that river?”
20. “Do you need a fish for your river trip?”
21. “Do you need a fishing pole?”
22. “What’s the name of your river?”
23. “Is it the Amazon River or the Nile River?”
24. “I didn’t know you were auditioning for ‘The River Wild.'”
25. “Do you have a permit for your river?”
26. “Is it a whitewater river or a peaceful river?”
27. “Are you kayaking in that river?”
28. “Are you swimming in your river?”
29. “Are you rafting in your river?”
30. “Can I bring a picnic for your river?”
31. “Do you need a life jacket for your river?”
32. “Do you have a paddle for your river?”
33. “Do you need a canoe for your river?”
34. “Do you need a kayak for your river?”
35. “Do you need an oar for your river?”
36. “Do you need a boat for your river?”
37. “Do you need a sailboat for your river?”
38. “Do you need a paddleboard for your river?”
39. “Do you need a lifeboat for your river?”
40. “Do you need a fishing pole for your river?”
41. “Do you need a fishing net for your river?”
42. “Do you need a picnic basket for your river?”
43. “Do you need a camera for your river?”
44. “Do you need a backpack for your river?”
45. “Do you need a guide for your river?”
46. “Do you need a compass for your river?”
47. “Do you need a map for your river?”
48. “Do you need a tent for your river?”
49. “Do you need a sleeping bag for your river?”
50. “Do you need a campfire for your river?”
51. “Do you need a fishing license for your river?”
52. “Do you need a wetsuit for your river?”
53. “Do you need a snorkel for your river?”
54. “Do you need a scuba mask for your river?”
55. “Do you need a life vest for your river?”
56. “Do you need a waterproof jacket for your river?”
57. “Do you need a hat for your river?”
58. “Do you need sunglasses for your river?”
59. “Do you need sunscreen for your river?”
60. “Do you need bug spray for your river?”
61. “Do you need a first aid kit for your river?”
62. “Do you need a flashlight for your river?”
63. “Do you need binoculars for your river?”
64. “Do you need a compass for your river?”
65. “Do you need a tent for your river?”
66. “Do you need a sleeping bag for your river?”
67. “Do you need a camp stove for your river?”
68. “Do you need a cooler for your river?”
69. “Do you need a fishing rod for your river?”
70. “Do you need a camera for your river?”
71. “Do you need a tripod for your river?”
72. “Do you need a battery charger for your river?”
73. “Do you need a memory card for your river?”
74. “Do you need a GPS for your river?”
75. “Do you need a satellite phone for your river?”
76. “Do you need a portable charger for your river?”
77. “Do you need a raincoat for your river?”
78. “Do you need a backpack for your river?”
79. “Do you need a suitcase for your river?”