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Clever Responses to Fuck You!

  1. “Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!”
  2. “Ah, using those words without a license again?”
  3. “I see someone’s running low on manners today.”
  4. “Your poetry needs work, but I appreciate the effort.”
  5. “Can I take a rain check on that?”
  6. “Is that an invitation or a command?”
  7. “I’d love to, but I’m already booked for the day.”
  8. “Careful, your inner troll is showing.”
  9. “Charming as ever, I see.”
  10. “I’ll take that as a compliment. Thanks!”
  11. “I’d respond, but I left my comeback in my other pants.”
  12. “I would, but I have standards.”
  13. “Ouch, that was almost hurtful.”
  14. “Let’s save that for later. How about coffee first?”
  15. “I didn’t know we were exchanging Shakespearean insults.”
  16. “Thank you for that insightful commentary.”
  17. “That’s an interesting way to say hello.”
  18. “I’m rubber, you’re glue. You know the rest.”
  19. “Wow, tell me how you really feel.”
  20. “I’ll add that to my list of things to care about.”
  21. “Thank you, but no thank you.”
  22. “I could, but that’s too much work.”
  23. “I see you’ve been reading the dictionary of insults again.”
  24. “Let’s keep the conversation classy, shall we?”
  25. “Is that the best you’ve got?”
  26. “Your hostility is noted and dismissed.”
  27. “I didn’t know we were playing ‘Rude Bingo.'”
  28. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”
  29. “Oh, look! A wild temper tantrum appears.”
  30. “Let’s channel that energy into something productive.”
  31. “That’s a lot of anger for such a small sentence.”
  32. “I’ll take that as constructive criticism.”
  33. “Do you need a hug or a timeout?”
  34. “Wow, you’re a real ray of sunshine today.”
  35. “Let’s agree to disagree with a smile.”
  36. “If I had a dollar for every time I heard that…”
  37. “Is that your final answer?”
  38. “Such words, much wow, very classy.”
  39. “Thanks, but I’m good.”
  40. “That’s not very original, but nice try.”
  41. “I’ll file that under ‘Things to Ignore.'”
  42. “Ouch, that almost stung.”
  43. “I see we’re using our big kid words today.”
  44. “Tell me how you really feel. No, really.”
  45. “How creative of you.”
  46. “That’s one way to start a conversation.”
  47. “Let’s use our indoor voices, shall we?”
  48. “Does that come with a side of fries?”
  49. “I’d love to, but I’m on a diet.”
  50. “Your words are as sharp as a marble.”
  51. “Are we playing insult tennis now?”
  52. “That’s the spirit! Keep trying.”
  53. “You must be fun at parties.”
  54. “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.”
  55. “Is that a new catchphrase you’re testing out?”
  56. “Let’s keep the drama for the stage.”
  57. “That’s a unique way to express yourself.”
  58. “I appreciate the sentiment, but I’ll pass.”
  59. “Wow, who hurt you?”
  60. “Let’s take a deep breath and try again.”
  61. “I see you’ve been working on your comebacks.”
  62. “Is that your go-to phrase now?”
  63. “And a good day to you too!”
  64. “Let’s keep it civil, shall we?”
  65. “That’s not very productive, is it?”
  66. “Let’s redirect that energy to something positive.”
  67. “Interesting choice of words.”
  68. “I hear you, but I’m not listening.”
  69. “That’s quite an opener.”
  70. “Your verbal skills are noted.”
  71. “Let’s agree to disagree with kindness.”
  72. “That’s a lot of attitude for one sentence.”
  73. “Can we skip to the part where we get along?”
  74. “That’s an interesting perspective.”
  75. “I’d love to chat, but let’s keep it friendly.”
  76. “Nice try, but I’m unfazed.”
  77. “Let’s turn down the volume on the hostility.”
  78. “I prefer positive vibes.”
  79. “That’s not very constructive, is it?”
  80. “Let’s use our words wisely.”
  81. “Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?”
  82. “I see you’ve been practicing your insults.”
  83. “Can we try a different approach?”
  84. “That’s one way to express yourself.”
  85. “I’ll take that as a sign you need a hug.”
  86. “Let’s keep it cool.”
  87. “I appreciate your input.”
  88. “Is that the best you’ve got?”
  89. “Let’s keep it positive.”
  90. “That’s an interesting choice of words.”
  91. “I hear you, but I don’t care.”
  92. “Nice try, but I’m still standing.”
  93. “Is that really necessary?”
  94. “I see you’re having a moment. Let’s move past it.”
  95. “I’m rubber, you’re glue.”
  96. “Let’s focus on the positives.”
  97. “Your hostility is showing.”
  98. “Is that the best you can do?”
  99. “I prefer friendly conversations.”
  100. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  101. “I see you’re testing your limits.”
  102. “Let’s aim for kindness.”
  103. “That’s not very nice, is it?”
  104. “Let’s stay positive.”
  105. “Your words don’t affect me.”
  106. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  107. “I see you’re having a tough day.”
  108. “Let’s keep it friendly.”
  109. “Your negativity is noted.”
  110. “Let’s try a different approach.”
  111. “Is that really necessary?”
  112. “I prefer kindness over hostility.”
  113. “Your words don’t define me.”
  114. “Let’s focus on the good.”
  115. “Your hostility is unwelcome.”
  116. “Let’s keep it light.”
  117. “I hear you, but I disagree.”
  118. “Your negativity is noted.”
  119. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  120. “Your words don’t hurt me.”
  121. “Let’s aim for kindness.”
  122. “Your hostility is showing.”
  123. “Let’s focus on positivity.”
  124. “I see you’re having a moment.”
  125. “Let’s stay friendly.”
  126. “Your words don’t affect me.”
  127. “Let’s keep it positive.”
  128. “I prefer kindness.”
  129. “Your negativity is unwelcome.”
  130. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  131. “Your hostility is noted.”
  132. “Let’s focus on the good.”
  133. “I see you’re having a tough day.”
  134. “Let’s keep it light.”
  135. “Your words don’t define me.”
  136. “Let’s try a different approach.”
  137. “Is that really necessary?”
  138. “Your negativity is noted.”
  139. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  140. “Your words don’t hurt me.”
  141. “Let’s aim for kindness.”
  142. “Your hostility is showing.”
  143. “Let’s focus on positivity.”
  144. “I see you’re having a moment.”
  145. “Let’s stay friendly.”
  146. “Your words don’t affect me.”
  147. “Let’s keep it positive.”
  148. “I prefer kindness.”
  149. “Your negativity is unwelcome.”
  150. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  151. “Your hostility is noted.”
  152. “Let’s focus on the good.”
  153. “I see you’re having a tough day.”
  154. “Let’s keep it light.”
  155. “Your words don’t define me.”
  156. “Let’s try a different approach.”
  157. “Is that really necessary?”
  158. “Your negativity is noted.”
  159. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  160. “Your words don’t hurt me.”
  161. “Let’s aim for kindness.”
  162. “Your hostility is showing.”
  163. “Let’s focus on positivity.”
  164. “I see you’re having a moment.”
  165. “Let’s stay friendly.”
  166. “Your words don’t affect me.”
  167. “Let’s keep it positive.”
  168. “I prefer kindness.”
  169. “Your negativity is unwelcome.”
  170. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  171. “Your hostility is noted.”
  172. “Let’s focus on the good.”
  173. “I see you’re having a tough day.”
  174. “Let’s keep it light.”
  175. “Your words don’t define me.”
  176. “Let’s try a different approach.”
  177. “Is that really necessary?”
  178. “Your negativity is noted.”
  179. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  180. “Your words don’t hurt me.”
  181. “Let’s aim for kindness.”
  182. “Your hostility is showing.”
  183. “Let’s focus on positivity.”
  184. “I see you’re having a moment.”
  185. “Let’s stay friendly.”
  186. “Your words don’t affect me.”
  187. “Let’s keep it positive.”
  188. “I prefer kindness.”
  189. “Your negativity is unwelcome.”
  190. “Let’s agree to disagree.”
  191. “Your hostility is noted.”
  192. “Let’s focus on the good.”
  193. “I see you’re having a tough day.”
  194. “Let’s keep it light.”
  195. “Your words don’t define me.”
  196. “Let’s try a different approach.”
  197. “Is that really necessary?”
  198. “Your negativity is noted.”
  199. “Let’s keep it civil.”
  200. “Your words don’t hurt me.”

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