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- “Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize you were trying to insult me. I thought you were trying to make a joke.”
- “That insult was so weak, I almost mistook it for a compliment.”
- “If insults were currency, you’d be bankrupt by now.”
- “I’ve been insulted by professionals. Your attempt needs work.”
- “Is that the best insult you’ve got? I’m almost disappointed.”
- “Wow, that insult was as effective as a screen door on a submarine.”
- “I’ve heard better insults from a toddler in a sandbox.”
- “Your insults are like expired milk—sour and past their expiration date.”
- “Did you come up with that insult all by yourself, or did you have help from Google?”
- “Congratulations, you just earned yourself a participation trophy for that insult.”
- “I see you’ve upgraded from playground insults to middle school level. Progress, I guess.”
- “If insults were raindrops, you’d cause a drought.”
- “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize your vocabulary was limited to insults and grunts.”
- “Your insults are about as effective as a chocolate teapot.”
- “That insult was so generic, I could recycle it and use it on someone else.”
- “I’ve been insulted by better people than you, and they at least put some effort into it.”
- “You should get a refund for that insult. It’s not worth the air you wasted saying it.”
- “I’ve seen more creativity in a bowl of alphabet soup than in your insults.”
- “If I wanted to hear something that lacked originality, I’d listen to a broken record.”
- “Your insults are like a broken pencil—pointless.”
- “Is that insult supposed to hurt my feelings, or are you just warming up?”
- “I’ve got thicker skin than a rhinoceros. Your insults won’t even leave a scratch.”
- “Your insults are like mosquitoes—annoying, but ultimately harmless.”
- “You insult like a kid trying to start a fire with wet matches—lots of effort, but no results.”
- “I’d ask for a refund on that insult, but I doubt you have a money-back guarantee.”
- “Your insults are like a bad movie sequel—nobody asked for them, and they’re just a rehash of the original.”
- “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
- “I’ve met door knobs with more intelligence than you.”
- “Did you fall out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
- “Congratulations on achieving the IQ of room temperature.”
- “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
- “You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.”
- “I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your stupidity.”
- “If stupidity were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “I’m not saying you’re dumb, but if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “Do you ever wonder what life is like for the intellectually challenged? Oh, wait…”
- “I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you.”
- “If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.”
- “The fact that you’re still talking is proof that evolution can go in reverse.”
- “I’d call you a tool, but even a tool has a use.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’ve heard smarter things come out of a parrot’s butt.”
- “If you were any less intelligent, you’d need watering twice a week.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks.”
- “You’re so dense, light bends around you.”
- “You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “You’re not the brightest crayon in the box. In fact, you’re probably the box.”
- “If you had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.”
- “I’d call you a half-wit, but that would be giving you too much credit.”
- “You’re like a dictionary, except you’re just full of words that nobody understands.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d need a permission slip to participate in life.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’m not saying you’re stupid; I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
- “If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.”
- “I’d call you a dimwit, but that would be an insult to dimwits everywhere.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re a whole new level of stupid.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “You’re like a broken record, except you’re not even worth listening to.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re the reason they invented spell check.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, but even rocks have more common sense.”
- “If stupidity were a sport, you’d be an Olympic champion.”
- “You’re not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal; you’re a whole kid’s menu.”
- “I’d say you’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but that would imply you were even invited to the picnic.”
- “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
- “I’ve met door knobs with more intelligence than you.”
- “Did you fall out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
- “Congratulations on achieving the IQ of room temperature.”
- “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
- “You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.”
- “I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your stupidity.”
- “If stupidity were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “I’m not saying you’re dumb, but if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “Do you ever wonder what life is like for the intellectually challenged? Oh, wait…”
- “I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’ve heard smarter things come out of a parrot’s butt.”
- “If you were any less intelligent, you’d need watering twice a week.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks.”
- “You’re so dense, light bends around you.”
- “You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “You’re not the brightest crayon in the box. In fact, you’re probably the box.”
- “If you had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.”
- “I’d call you a half-wit, but that would be giving you too much credit.”
- “You’re like a dictionary, except you’re just full of words that nobody understands.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d need a permission slip to participate in life.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’m not saying you’re stupid; I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
- “If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.”
- “I’d call you a dimwit, but that would be an insult to dimwits everywhere.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re a whole new level of stupid.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “You’re like a broken record, except you’re not even worth listening to.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re the reason they invented spell check.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, but even rocks have more common sense.”
- “If stupidity were a sport, you’d be an Olympic champion.”
- “You’re not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal; you’re a whole kid’s menu.”
- “I’d say you’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but that would imply you were even invited to the picnic.”
- “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
- “I’ve met door knobs with more intelligence than you.”
- “Did you fall out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
- “Congratulations on achieving the IQ of room temperature.”
- “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
- “You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.”
- “I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your stupidity.”
- “If stupidity were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “I’m not saying you’re dumb, but if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “Do you ever wonder what life is like for the intellectually challenged? Oh, wait…”
- “I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you.”
- “If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.”
- “The fact that you’re still talking is proof that evolution can go in reverse.”
- “I’d call you a tool, but even a tool has a use.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’ve heard smarter things come out of a parrot’s butt.”
- “If you were any less intelligent, you’d need watering twice a week.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks.”
- “You’re so dense, light bends around you.”
- “You’re the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “You’re not the brightest crayon in the box. In fact, you’re probably the box.”
- “If you had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.”
- “I’d call you a half-wit, but that would be giving you too much credit.”
- “You’re like a dictionary, except you’re just full of words that nobody understands.”
- “If you were any slower, you’d need a permission slip to participate in life.”
- “You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. You’re not even a tool. You’re more like the shed.”
- “I’m not saying you’re stupid; I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.”
- “If you were any dumber, someone would have to water you twice a week.”
- “I’d call you a dimwit, but that would be an insult to dimwits everywhere.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re a whole new level of stupid.”
- “I’d explain it to you, but I don’t have the time, the crayons, or the patience.”
- “You’re like a broken record, except you’re not even worth listening to.”
- “You’re not just dumb; you’re the reason they invented spell check.”
- “I’d say you’re dumb as a rock, but even rocks have more common sense.”
- “If stupidity were a sport, you’d be an Olympic champion.”
- “You’re not just a few fries short of a Happy Meal; you’re a whole kid’s menu.”
- “I’d say you’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic, but that would imply you were even invited to the picnic.”
- “If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
- “I’ve met door knobs with more intelligence than you.”
- “Did you fall out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down?”
- “Congratulations on achieving the IQ of room temperature.”
- “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
- “You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.”
- “I’m sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your stupidity.”
- “If stupidity were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
- “I’m not saying you’re dumb, but if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”
- “Do you ever wonder what life is like for the intellectually challenged? Oh, wait…”
- “I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you.”
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