Responding to pickup lines with clever and witty comebacks can be a fun way to handle unwanted attention. Here are 200 clever responses to various pickup lines:
- “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
- “No, but I have a GPS that can show you the way out.”
- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
- “It’s definitely just me.”
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Must be a bad trick. I see everyone just fine.”
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
- “You can call me ‘leaving now.'”
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “And you’ve got ‘violation’ written all over you.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”
- “I’m more like Wikipedia: full of interesting facts and not always accurate.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit loop’.”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
- “Maybe try the exit this time.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.”
- “Then you must know I’m about to walk away.”
- “Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Better follow their advice and find a new dream.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “You should be more careful where you fall.”
- “Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
- “No, but I guess you’re a work in progress.”
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
- “I’m just naturally radiant.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “Sorry, I’m all out of loans.”
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
- “Interest rates are pretty high right now.”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “Actually, it’s Lip Gloss, and I’m not interested.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Too bad, this fire’s already out.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Must be a weak signal.”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
- “And now I’m falling out of this conversation.”
- “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”
- “Looks like it’s made of polyester to me.”
- “Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
- “Sorry, I only drink tea.”
- “Can you take a picture with me so I can prove to my friends that angels are real?”
- “Only if you promise to disappear afterward.”
- “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “Actually, I’m made of ‘no-thank-you’ and ‘goodbye.'”
- “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
- “And if you were a shape, you’d be a circle: pointless.”
- “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
- “I don’t carry mirrors, but you should reflect on that line.”
- “Are you a snowstorm? Because you’ve just made my heart race.”
- “Then you should probably slow down.”
- “Is your name Dunkin’? Because I donut want to be without you.”
- “I prefer Krispy Kreme.”
- “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.”
- “Then go back to where you came from.”
- “If you were a library book, I’d check you out.”
- “And I’d place you back on the shelf.”
- “Is it okay if I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Only if your dreams include a restraining order.”
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “Then why do I feel like I’m in the dark?”
- “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “Must be a delayed flight.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Nope, just tired of hearing that line.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I’m fresh out of both.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “Sorry, I’m more of a dog person.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “And you must be toast, because you’re done.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Try harder.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit fly’.”
- “Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Then follow them far away from me.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this camp is closed.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
- “No, but I can see you’re full of dough.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
- “More like the ‘no’ you see.”
- “Are you a magician’s assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Maybe you should disappear too.”
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
- “Better bring a big eraser.”
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “And you must be made of ‘no’ and ‘thank you.'”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “More like a bouncer, and heaven’s full.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Too bad it’s password-protected.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Better go to a doctor for that.”
- “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “And you’re driving me bananas.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “More like Ursula, because I’m about to take your voice.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “I believe in ‘no.'”
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
- “And you’re blocked.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’m better off barefoot.”
- “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
- “And if you were a tissue, I’d throw you away.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “And you need to look up ‘no.'”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “And if you were a book, you’d be overdue.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “More like ‘Yoda one to leave.'”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “More like lip gloss, and you’re not sticking around.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this fire’s been extinguished.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Signal’s weak.”
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “More like a strobe light—annoying.”
- “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “Better check your flight plan.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Not tired, just uninterested
.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I’m fresh out of both.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “Sorry, I’m allergic to cats.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “And you must be toast, because you’re done.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Try harder.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit fly’.”
- “Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Then follow them far away from me.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this camp is closed.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
- “No, but I can see you’re full of dough.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
- “More like the ‘no’ you see.”
- “Are you a magician’s assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Maybe you should disappear too.”
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
- “Better bring a big eraser.”
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “And you must be made of ‘no’ and ‘thank you.'”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “More like a bouncer, and heaven’s full.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Too bad it’s password-protected.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Better go to a doctor for that.”
- “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “And you’re driving me bananas.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “More like Ursula, because I’m about to take your voice.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “I believe in ‘no.'”
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
- “And you’re blocked.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’m better off barefoot.”
- “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
- “And if you were a tissue, I’d throw you away.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “And you need to look up ‘no.'”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “And if you were a book, you’d be overdue.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “More like ‘Yoda one to leave.'”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “More like lip gloss, and you’re not sticking around.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this fire’s been extinguished.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Signal’s weak.”
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “More like a strobe light—annoying.”
- “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “Better check your flight plan.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Not tired, just uninterested.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I’m fresh out of both.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “Sorry, I’m allergic to cats.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “And you must be toast, because you’re done.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Try harder.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit fly’.”
- “Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Then follow them far away from me.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this camp is closed.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
- “No, but I can see you’re full of dough.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
- “More like the ‘no’ you see.”
- “Are you a magician’s assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Maybe you should disappear too.”
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
- “Better bring a big eraser.”
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “And you must be made of ‘no’ and ‘thank you.'”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “More like a bouncer, and heaven’s full.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Too bad it’s password-protected.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Better go to a doctor for that.”
- “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “And you’re driving me bananas.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “More like Ursula, because I’m about to take your voice.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “I believe in ‘no.'”
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
- “And you’re blocked.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’m better off barefoot.”
- “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
- “And if you were a tissue, I’d throw you away.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “And you need to look up ‘no.'”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “And if you were a book, you’d be overdue.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “More like ‘Yoda one to leave.'”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “More like lip gloss, and you’re not sticking around.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this fire’s been extinguished.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Signal’s weak.”
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “More like a strobe light—annoying.”
- “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “Better check your flight plan.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Not tired, just uninterested.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I’m fresh out of both.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “Sorry, I’m allergic to cats.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find
.”
– “And you should keep looking.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “And you must be toast, because you’re done.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Try harder.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit fly’.”
- “Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Then follow them far away from me.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this camp is closed.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
- “No, but I can see you’re full of dough.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
- “More like the ‘no’ you see.”
- “Are you a magician’s assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Maybe you should disappear too.”
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
- “Better bring a big eraser.”
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “And you must be made of ‘no’ and ‘thank you.'”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “More like a bouncer, and heaven’s full.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Too bad it’s password-protected.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Better go to a doctor for that.”
- “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “And you’re driving me bananas.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “More like Ursula, because I’m about to take your voice.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “I believe in ‘no.'”
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
- “And you’re blocked.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’m better off barefoot.”
- “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
- “And if you were a tissue, I’d throw you away.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “And you need to look up ‘no.'”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “And if you were a book, you’d be overdue.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “More like ‘Yoda one to leave.'”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “More like lip gloss, and you’re not sticking around.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this fire’s been extinguished.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Signal’s weak.”
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.”
- “More like a strobe light—annoying.”
- “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
- “Better check your flight plan.”
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
- “Not tired, just uninterested.”
- “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
- “I’m fresh out of both.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “Sorry, I’m allergic to cats.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “And you must be toast, because you’re done.”
- “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
- “Try harder.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “And if you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fruit fly’.”
- “Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
- “Then follow them far away from me.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this camp is closed.”
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
- “No, but I can see you’re full of dough.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
- “More like the ‘no’ you see.”
- “Are you a magician’s assistant? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Maybe you should disappear too.”
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
- “Better bring a big eraser.”
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “And you must be made of ‘no’ and ‘thank you.'”
- “Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.”
- “More like a bouncer, and heaven’s full.”
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Too bad it’s password-protected.”
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
- “Better go to a doctor for that.”
- “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
- “And you’re driving me bananas.”
- “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
- “More like Ursula, because I’m about to take your voice.”
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.”
- “I believe in ‘no.'”
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
- “And you’re blocked.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’m better off barefoot.”
- “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
- “And if you were a tissue, I’d throw you away.”
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
- “And you need to look up ‘no.'”
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
- “And if you were a book, you’d be overdue.”
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.”
- “More like ‘Yoda one to leave.'”
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.”
- “More like lip gloss, and you’re not sticking around.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Sorry, this fire’s been extinguished.”
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
- “That’s a loan I can’t afford.”
- “Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
- “And you should keep looking.”
- “Do you have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
- “Signal’s weak.”
These witty comebacks can keep the conversation light-hearted and playful while also setting boundaries when necessary.