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50+ Funny Answers to Are You Still Alive!

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1. “Alive and kicking, just like a caffeinated ninja.”

2. “Last time I checked, the Grim Reaper was still on hold.”

3. “I’m not just alive; I’m living my best zombie-free life!”

4. “Yep, still here, defying the laws of entropy.”

5. “If I were any more alive, I’d be hosting a talk show.”

6. “Alive, well, and causing mischief as usual.”

7. “Alive and thriving, unlike my potted plants.”

8. “As alive as a cat plotting world domination.”

9. “I’m not just alive; I’m alive with style.”

10. “Living the dream, or at least a very interesting nap.”

11. “Yep, still rocking this mortal coil.”

12. “Living proof that caffeine keeps you alive and sassy.”

13. “Alive and kicking, but my pun game might be dead.”

14. “Alive and well, with a touch of sarcasm for flavor.”

15. “I’m so alive; even my coffee needs coffee.”

16. “Alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic… or something like that.”

17. “Alive, well, and dodging existential crises like a pro.”

18. “If I were any more alive, I’d be a caffeinated superhero.”

19. “Yep, still breathing, not sure about my plants though.”

20. “Alive and kicking, just like a disco dance floor.”

21. “Living proof that chocolate is the key to immortality.”

22. “Alive and well, considering a career in professional napping.”

23. “If I were any more alive, I’d need a theme song.”

24. “Alive and thriving, but my to-do list disagrees.”

25. “Alive, kicking, and contemplating a nap.”

26. “I’m not just alive; I’m living in the fast lane of mediocrity.”

27. “Alive and well, but my plants might need CPR.”

28. “Living the dream, one snooze button at a time.”

29. “Alive, well, and still figuring out how to adult.”

30. “If I were any more alive, I’d need a personal theme song.”

31. “Alive and kicking, but my dance moves might be questionable.”

32. “Living the reality show that is my life.”

33. “Alive and well, considering starting a fan club for myself.”

34. “If I were any more alive, I’d have my own talk show by now.”

35. “Alive, alert, and slightly alarmed at the passage of time.”

36. “Living proof that laziness is the key to immortality.”

37. “Alive and thriving, just like my collection of funny cat videos.”

38. “If I were any more alive, I’d be a walking energy drink.”

39. “Living the dream, if the dream involves lots of snacks.”

40. “Alive and well, but my phone battery disagrees.”

41. “If I were any more alive, I’d be a superhero with questionable powers.”

42. “Living the dream, or at least a really entertaining daydream.”

43. “Alive and kicking, but my plants are giving me judgmental looks.”

44. “If I were any more alive, I’d be a professional life enthusiast.”

45. “Alive, alert, and ready to make a sandwich.”

46. “Living the dream, if the dream involves endless cups of coffee.”

47. “Alive and well, just like my talent for procrastination.”

48. “If I were any more alive, I’d be the life of the party… in my imagination.”

49. “Living proof that sarcasm is the secret to eternal life.”

50. “Alive, well, and considering a career change to professional nap-taker.”

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