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funny answers to what is the meaning of life

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  1. “42, but that’s just a rough estimate.”
  2. “To find the TV remote without looking.”
  3. “To pet as many dogs as possible.”
  4. “To find out what those cats are really up to.”
  5. “To eat pizza and never get full.”
  6. “To take more naps and drink more coffee.”
  7. “To turn coffee into code.”
  8. “To binge-watch every show ever made.”
  9. “To avoid laundry for as long as humanly possible.”
  10. “To find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.”
  11. “To be the best at something totally useless.”
  12. “To turn every situation into a meme.”
  13. “To make dad jokes great again.”
  14. “To find Waldo in every book.”
  15. “To win the lottery and buy a yacht.”
  16. “To stay up all night and regret it in the morning.”
  17. “To figure out why we park in driveways and drive on parkways.”
  18. “To become a professional procrastinator.”
  19. “To eat dessert first.”
  20. “To always find the best parking spot.”
  21. “To become a morning person… eventually.”
  22. “To find out if cereal is a soup.”
  23. “To finally beat that video game boss.”
  24. “To always hit the snooze button just one more time.”
  25. “To find the end of a rainbow and see if there’s really a pot of gold.”
  26. “To see if you can lick your elbow.”
  27. “To laugh until you snort.”
  28. “To win an argument with a toddler.”
  29. “To eat tacos on a Tuesday.”
  30. “To make puns at every possible opportunity.”
  31. “To figure out the plot of ‘Inception’.”
  32. “To take a selfie with Bigfoot.”
  33. “To find a comfortable pair of jeans.”
  34. “To discover why the chicken crossed the road.”
  35. “To make every day feel like a Friday.”
  36. “To dance like no one’s watching (because hopefully, no one is).”
  37. “To travel back in time and tell yourself not to make that awkward comment.”
  38. “To discover the secret menu at every fast-food restaurant.”
  39. “To match all your socks correctly.”
  40. “To find out if a hotdog is a sandwich.”
  41. “To figure out why we have silent letters in words.”
  42. “To never run out of battery on your phone.”
  43. “To learn how to fold a fitted sheet.”
  44. “To discover the real reason for daylight saving time.”
  45. “To be the person your dog thinks you are.”
  46. “To understand the rules of cricket.”
  47. “To finally get that catchy song out of your head.”
  48. “To find out how many times you can sneeze in a row.”
  49. “To discover if cats have a secret society.”
  50. “To eat ice cream for breakfast without judgment.”
  51. “To solve the mystery of who let the dogs out.”
  52. “To find out why toast always lands butter side down.”
  53. “To become a meme legend.”
  54. “To remember where you parked your car.”
  55. “To avoid stepping on Legos.”
  56. “To make the perfect pancake flip.”
  57. “To find out why yawning is contagious.”
  58. “To master the art of small talk.”
  59. “To live life like a musical, breaking into song randomly.”
  60. “To finally understand how to use the word ‘whom’ correctly.”
  61. “To make the perfect cup of tea.”
  62. “To figure out why we have eyebrows.”
  63. “To make your bed, and then unmake it for a nap.”
  64. “To find out if aliens really exist.”
  65. “To learn to juggle flaming torches (or maybe just balls).”
  66. “To figure out how to put a USB in correctly on the first try.”
  67. “To find out why we dream.”
  68. “To become fluent in Minion speak.”
  69. “To win every game of rock-paper-scissors.”
  70. “To find the perfect comeback 10 minutes earlier.”
  71. “To never run out of hot water in the shower.”
  72. “To make the perfect avocado toast.”
  73. “To figure out why we laugh when tickled.”
  74. “To become a master at parallel parking.”
  75. “To find out if Bigfoot is real.”
  76. “To live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.”
  77. “To solve the mystery of crop circles.”
  78. “To learn to speak fluent emoji.”
  79. “To find out if mermaids exist.”
  80. “To make people smile, even on Mondays.”
  81. “To discover the cure for hiccups.”
  82. “To live without ever having to do math again.”
  83. “To make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.”
  84. “To become a Jedi, or at least learn to use the Force.”
  85. “To find out why we have fingerprints.”
  86. “To figure out why cats purr.”
  87. “To finally understand why pineapple on pizza is so controversial.”
  88. “To find the best way to reheat pizza.”
  89. “To become a professional Netflix critic.”
  90. “To unlock all the secrets of Area 51.”
  91. “To discover the best way to cook bacon.”
  92. “To figure out how to always find the best seat in the theater.”
  93. “To make the ultimate peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
  94. “To figure out why we have to sleep.”
  95. “To always catch the ice cream truck.”
  96. “To learn the art of the perfect high-five.”
  97. “To understand why the sky is blue.”
  98. “To find out how to never get a paper cut again.”
  99. “To become a connoisseur of instant noodles.”
  100. “To solve the Rubik’s Cube in less than a year.”
  101. “To never lose your socks in the laundry.”
  102. “To figure out why mosquitoes love you so much.”
  103. “To make the perfect snow angel.”
  104. “To discover the best hiding spots for hide and seek.”
  105. “To find out how to always have a good hair day.”
  106. “To become a wizard at making grocery lists.”
  107. “To understand why dogs tilt their heads.”
  108. “To always find the fastest line at the grocery store.”
  109. “To learn to speak in movie quotes.”
  110. “To make the best homemade popcorn.”
  111. “To figure out why our noses run and our feet smell.”
  112. “To find out how to stay young forever.”
  113. “To learn to perfectly time a photo bomb.”
  114. “To discover why socks always disappear in the dryer.”
  115. “To master the art of not burning toast.”
  116. “To figure out how to always get free shipping.”
  117. “To learn the secret recipe for happiness.”

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