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  1. If I were, I’d already know what you’re going to ask next.
  2. Well, let me check my crystal ball and get back to you on that.
  3. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every game of charades.
  4. Unfortunately, my telepathy license expired last week.
  5. Sorry, I can’t read minds today. It’s my day off.
  6. If I were telepathic, I’d be having a much easier time with crossword puzzles.
  7. Telepathy? Is that the new app everyone’s downloading?
  8. I wish! Then I could predict the next trending meme.
  9. My telepathic powers are on the fritz today. Maybe I need new batteries.
  10. If I were telepathic, I’d be starring in my own reality show by now.
  11. Telepathy? Nah, I prefer to communicate the old-fashioned way: through interpretive dance.
  12. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  13. Unfortunately, my telepathic abilities are currently experiencing technical difficulties.
  14. Telepathy? Is that what they’re calling Wi-Fi these days?
  15. If I were telepathic, I’d be placing bets in Vegas right now.
  16. My telepathic powers are reserved for communicating with my pet goldfish.
  17. Telepathy? I think you’re confusing me with Professor X.
  18. If I were telepathic, I’d be selling my services to the highest bidder.
  19. Unfortunately, my telepathic hotline is closed for the day.
  20. Telepathy? That’s so last season. I’m into telekinesis now.
  21. If I were telepathic, I’d be solving crimes with a quirky detective sidekick.
  22. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the scent of freshly baked cookies.
  23. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of communicator.
  24. If I were telepathic, I’d be giving TED talks on the power of the mind.
  25. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my forgetfulness.
  26. Telepathy? I think you’re confusing me with my imaginary friend.
  27. If I were telepathic, I’d be tuning into people’s thoughts like a radio station.
  28. My telepathic abilities are reserved for finding lost socks and TV remotes.
  29. Telepathy? I think my psychic hotline got disconnected.
  30. If I were telepathic, I’d be writing bestselling novels about my adventures.
  31. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are currently on vacation in the Bahamas.
  32. Telepathy? That’s just a fancy word for guessing, right?
  33. If I were telepathic, I’d be making a killing in the stock market.
  34. My telepathic abilities are only activated during full moons and solar eclipses.
  35. Telepathy? I prefer to communicate through interpretive mime.
  36. If I were telepathic, I’d be a master at poker.
  37. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my roommate’s snoring.
  38. Telepathy? That’s just a polite way of saying mind reading, right?
  39. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own late-night talk show.
  40. My telepathic abilities are only activated when someone mentions pizza.
  41. Telepathy? I think my fortune cookie predicted that once.
  42. If I were telepathic, I’d be living on a yacht in the Caribbean.
  43. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my cat’s aloofness.
  44. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a superhero.
  45. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every game of Scrabble.
  46. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  47. Telepathy? I think I saw that in a sci-fi movie once.
  48. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  49. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my mom’s intuition.
  50. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of person.
  51. If I were telepathic, I’d be solving mysteries like Sherlock Holmes.
  52. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  53. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a psychic hotline.
  54. If I were telepathic, I’d be the world’s greatest therapist.
  55. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my phone’s autocorrect.
  56. Telepathy? I’m more of a Morse code kind of communicator.
  57. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  58. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  59. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading for introverts.
  60. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every game of Twenty Questions.
  61. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my dog’s selective hearing.
  62. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of communicator.
  63. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  64. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  65. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the 24th century.
  66. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  67. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my cat’s indifference.
  68. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the movies.
  69. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  70. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  71. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the comics.
  72. If I were telepathic, I’d be the world’s greatest detective.
  73. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my roommate’s snoring.
  74. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a psychic hotline.
  75. If I were telepathic, I’d be solving mysteries like Sherlock Holmes.
  76. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  77. Telepathy? I think you’re confusing me with a superhero.
  78. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  79. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my mom’s intuition.
  80. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a psychic hotline.
  81. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  82. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  83. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of communicator.
  84. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of communicator.
  85. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  86. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  87. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the 24th century.
  88. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  89. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my cat’s indifference.
  90. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the movies.
  91. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  92. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  93. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the comics.
  94. If I were telepathic, I’d be the world’s greatest detective.
  95. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my roommate’s snoring.
  96. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a psychic hotline.
  97. If I were telepathic, I’d be solving mysteries like Sherlock Holmes.
  98. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  99. Telepathy? I think you’re confusing me with a superhero.
  100. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  101. Unfortunately, my telepathic powers are no match for my mom’s intuition.
  102. Telepathy? I think you’re mistaking me for a psychic hotline.
  103. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  104. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  105. Telepathy? I’m more of a carrier pigeon kind of communicator.
  106. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  107. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  108. Telepathy? I think that’s what they call mind reading in the 24th century.
  109. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  110. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  111. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  112. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  113. If I were telepathic, I’d be the world’s greatest detective.
  114. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  115. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  116. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  117. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  118. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  119. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  120. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  121. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  122. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  123. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  124. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  125. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  126. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  127. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  128. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  129. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  130. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  131. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  132. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  133. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  134. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  135. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  136. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  137. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  138. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  139. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  140. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  141. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  142. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  143. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  144. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  145. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  146. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  147. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  148. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  149. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  150. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  151. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  152. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  153. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.
  154. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the smell of fresh coffee in the morning.
  155. If I were telepathic, I’d be winning every argument.
  156. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to avoid awkward small talk.
  157. If I were telepathic, I’d be composing symphonies in my head.
  158. My telepathic abilities are only activated when I’m trying to remember where I left my keys.
  159. If I were telepathic, I’d be hosting my own reality show.
  160. My telepathic abilities are only activated by the sound of someone opening a bag of chips.
  161. If I were telepathic, I’d be predicting the weather with 100% accuracy.

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