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funny replies to keep me in your prayers

  1. “Sure, but just to warn you, my prayers usually involve asking for pizza and good Wi-Fi.”
  2. “Of course! I’ll pray for you to find all the missing socks from your laundry.”
  3. “Consider it done! I’ll put in a good word with the universe for your Netflix to never buffer.”
  4. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for winning the lottery.”
  5. “Keep you in my prayers? Sure thing! But can you remind me, do you prefer blessings with or without extra cheese?”
  6. “You got it! I’ll pray for you to always remember where you parked your car in the mall parking lot.”
  7. “Consider yourself officially inducted into my daily prayer list for a lifetime supply of tacos.”
  8. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, my prayers come with a side of sarcastic commentary.”
  9. “Prayers incoming! May your internet speed be fast and your battery life everlasting.”
  10. “You’re in luck! My prayers usually involve asking for more sleep, so you’re in for some serious restful vibes.”
  11. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for extra dessert after dinner.”
  12. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to put in a good word with the universe for your phone charger to never mysteriously disappear again.”
  13. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But just so you know, I also pray for spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen.”
  14. “You bet! I’ll pray for you to always remember your passwords and never have to hit ‘forgot password’ again.”
  15. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for unlimited Wi-Fi and perfect selfies.”
  16. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for endless pizza deliveries.”
  17. “Consider it done! I’ll pray for your Netflix to never ask if you’re still watching in the middle of a binge session.”
  18. “Absolutely! I’ll keep you in my prayers for a lifetime supply of chocolate and zero calories.”
  19. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers for your phone battery to never drop below 10%.”
  20. “Consider yourself officially on my prayer list for an endless stream of good hair days.”
  21. “Prayers incoming! May your coffee always be strong and your Mondays short.”
  22. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, I also pray for never-ending weekends.”
  23. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for you to always find the perfect parking spot, even on the busiest days.”
  24. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for extra servings of dessert.”
  25. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your favorite song to always come on when you’re feeling down.”
  26. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But just so you know, I also pray for spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen.”
  27. “You bet! I’ll pray for you to always remember your passwords and never have to hit ‘forgot password’ again.”
  28. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for unlimited Wi-Fi and perfect selfies.”
  29. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for endless pizza deliveries.”
  30. “Consider it done! I’ll pray for your Netflix to never ask if you’re still watching in the middle of a binge session.”
  31. “Absolutely! I’ll keep you in my prayers for a lifetime supply of chocolate and zero calories.”
  32. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers for your phone battery to never drop below 10%.”
  33. “Consider yourself officially on my prayer list for an endless stream of good hair days.”
  34. “Prayers incoming! May your coffee always be strong and your Mondays short.”
  35. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, I also pray for never-ending weekends.”
  36. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for you to always find the perfect parking spot, even on the busiest days.”
  37. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for extra servings of dessert.”
  38. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your favorite song to always come on when you’re feeling down.”
  39. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But just so you know, I also pray for spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen.”
  40. “You bet! I’ll pray for you to always remember your passwords and never have to hit ‘forgot password’ again.”
  41. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for unlimited Wi-Fi and perfect selfies.”
  42. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for endless pizza deliveries.”
  43. “Consider it done! I’ll pray for your Netflix to never ask if you’re still watching in the middle of a binge session.”
  44. “Absolutely! I’ll keep you in my prayers for a lifetime supply of chocolate and zero calories.”
  45. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers for your phone battery to never drop below 10%.”
  46. “Consider yourself officially on my prayer list for an endless stream of good hair days.”
  47. “Prayers incoming! May your coffee always be strong and your Mondays short.”
  48. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, I also pray for never-ending weekends.”
  49. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for you to always find the perfect parking spot, even on the busiest days.”
  50. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for extra servings of dessert.”
  51. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your favorite song to always come on when you’re feeling down.”
  52. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But just so you know, I also pray for spontaneous dance parties in the kitchen.”
  53. “You bet! I’ll pray for you to always remember your passwords and never have to hit ‘forgot password’ again.”
  54. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for unlimited Wi-Fi and perfect selfies.”
  55. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for endless pizza deliveries.”
  56. “Consider it done! I’ll pray for your Netflix to never ask if you’re still watching in the middle of a binge session.”
  57. “Absolutely! I’ll keep you in my prayers for a lifetime supply of chocolate and zero calories.”
  58. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers for your phone battery to never drop below 10%.”
  59. “Consider yourself officially on my prayer list for an endless stream of good hair days.”
  60. “Prayers incoming! May your coffee always be strong and your Mondays short.”
  61. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, I also pray for never-ending weekends.”
  62. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for you to always find the perfect parking spot, even on the busiest days.”
  63. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for endless laughter and joy.”
  64. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But also, may your phone never fall facedown.”
  65. “You got it! I’ll pray for all your cookies to come out perfectly chewy, never burnt.”
  66. “Consider it done! May all your traffic lights be green and your parking spots plentiful.”
  67. “Of course! I’ll pray for your Wi-Fi to always be strong and your snacks to never run out.”
  68. “Consider yourself in my prayers for the strength to resist snooze buttons and the allure of Netflix.”
  69. “Keep you in my prayers? Absolutely! May your phone never fall into the toilet.”
  70. “Sure thing! I’ll pray for your favorite show to never get cancelled and your favorite book series to never end.”
  71. “Consider it done! May your coffee always be the perfect temperature and your cupcakes always rise.”
  72. “Absolutely! I’ll pray for your favorite song to always come on shuffle when you’re feeling down.”
  73. “Keep you in my prayers? You bet! But just so you know, I also pray for chocolate to always be within arm’s reach.”
  74. “Consider it done! May your umbrella never flip inside out and your socks always match.”
  75. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for all your mornings to start with sunshine and all your evenings to end with cozy blankets.”
  76. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for your inbox to always be free of spam.”
  77. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your favorite team to always win and your pizza to never be cold.”
  78. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for spontaneous dance parties in the rain.”
  79. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for endless belly laughs and zero awkward encounters.”
  80. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But just know, I also pray for your favorite ice cream flavor to always be in stock.”
  81. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for all your photos to turn out Instagram-worthy and all your jokes to land perfectly.”
  82. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for your alarm to always go off on time and your morning coffee to never spill.”
  83. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your plants to always thrive and your hair to never have a bad day.”
  84. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for never-ending weekends and bottomless brunches.”
  85. “Consider it done! May your pockets always be full of sunshine and your heart always full of laughter.”
  86. “You bet! I’ll pray for all your cravings to be satisfied and all your dreams to come true.”
  87. “Consider it done! May your Wi-Fi signal always be strong and your battery never run out.”
  88. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for your commute to always be traffic-free and your coffee to always be the perfect temperature.”
  89. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for your favorite TV show to never have a cliffhanger and your favorite snack to always be within reach.”
  90. “Keep you in my prayers? Consider it done! But just so you know, my prayers also include wishes for spontaneous adventures and impromptu dance parties.”
  91. “Consider yourself added to my prayers for endless joy and zero regrets.”
  92. “Keep you in my prayers? No problem! But fair warning, my prayers also include wishes for perfect weather and endless pizza.”
  93. “You’re in luck! I’ll pray for all your Netflix recommendations to be binge-worthy and all your late-night snacks to be delicious.”
  94. “Sure, I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for your phone battery to never die and your favorite playlist to never get old.”
  95. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for all your dreams to be big and your worries to be small.”
  96. “Keep you in my prayers? You got it! But just so you know, my prayers also include wishes for unlimited laughter and spontaneous dance parties.”
  97. “Consider it done! May your days be filled with joy and your nights be filled with peace.”
  98. “Sure thing! I’ll keep you in my prayers. Just know, I also pray for your morning coffee to always be strong and your evening tea to always be soothing.”
  99. “Absolutely! I’ll make sure to include you in my prayers for all your wishes to come true and all your fears to fade away.”

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