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  1. “Oh, phew! I thought you were going to say let’s be arch enemies.”
  2. “Sure, but can I put ‘with benefits’ after that?”
  3. “Great! I’ve been looking for a new best friend to do my laundry.”
  4. “Okay, but can we add a ‘with occasional pizza dates’ clause?”
  5. “Being friends means I get half your fries, right?”
  6. “Friends it is! Just remember, I have a strict ‘no borrowing socks’ policy.”
  7. “Can we still have ‘friends with mutual admiration for each other’s Netflix queues’?”
  8. “Perfect! Now I can finally introduce you to my collection of weird socks.”
  9. “I was actually going for ‘friends with a shared obsession for Taco Tuesdays.’ What do you think?”
  10. “Friends? I accept this rose.”
  11. “Sure thing! Just know, I have high expectations for our friendship montage.”
  12. “Being friends sounds great, as long as we get to compete in epic thumb wars.”
  13. “Friends it is! But you should know, my friendship comes with a lifetime supply of dad jokes.”
  14. “Awesome! Now we can go on double dates with our respective Netflix accounts.”
  15. “Sure, but can we still have secret handshakes and inside jokes?”
  16. “Friends it is! I’ll start working on our friendship bracelets.”
  17. “Sounds like a plan! Just know, I take my friendship duties very seriously.”
  18. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to laugh at my bad jokes, right?”
  19. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the witty banter.”
  20. “Great! Just remember, I have a strict ‘no ghosting during game night’ rule.”
  21. “Friends? That’s music to my ears! Now, do you prefer jazz or rock for our friendship anthem?”
  22. “Friends it is! But just know, I have a tendency to break into spontaneous dance parties.”
  23. “Sure, but can we still have sleepovers and binge-watch terrible reality TV shows?”
  24. “Being friends means you’re automatically invited to my annual cheese-tasting party.”
  25. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the board games.”
  26. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no spoilers’ policy for our friendship.”
  27. “Friends? Can I put that on my resume?”
  28. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to send random memes at 2 AM.”
  29. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the pizza, you bring the good vibes.”
  30. “Awesome! Now we can go on adventures and take embarrassing selfies together.”
  31. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who communicate solely through gifs’?”
  32. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me move next weekend, right?”
  33. “Friends it is! I’ll start brainstorming our matching Halloween costumes.”
  34. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no stealing the last slice of pizza’ policy.”
  35. “Friends? Does that mean we get to share secret handshakes and code names?”
  36. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to break into spontaneous karaoke sessions.”
  37. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the witty commentary.”
  38. “Awesome! Now we can go on road trips and argue over the perfect playlist.”
  39. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who support each other’s questionable life choices’?”
  40. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me brainstorm puns, right?”
  41. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the jokes, you bring the pun-ishment.”
  42. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no leaving the toilet seat up’ policy for our friendship.”
  43. “Friends? Can I put that on my list of achievements for the year?”
  44. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to impromptu dance-offs.”
  45. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the movie marathon, you bring the comfy blankets.”
  46. “Awesome! Now we can go on spontaneous road trips and get lost together.”
  47. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who enable each other’s caffeine addictions’?”
  48. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to join me for midnight pancake runs, right?”
  49. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the laughs, you bring the snacks.”
  50. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no stealing my fries’ policy for our friendship.”
  51. “Friends? Can I put that on my vision board?”
  52. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to absurd food-eating contests.”
  53. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the adventure, you bring the spontaneity.
  54. “Awesome! Now we can go on late-night food runs and debate the best dipping sauce.”
  55. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who make impromptu dance routines in grocery store aisles’?”
  56. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to participate in my annual ugly sweater party, right?”
  57. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the bad jokes, you bring the eye-rolls.”
  58. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no ghosting during hide and seek’ policy.”
  59. “Friends? Does that mean we get to share embarrassing childhood stories and laugh at each other’s fashion choices?”
  60. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to outrageous dares.”
  61. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the karaoke machine, you bring your best singing voice.”
  62. “Awesome! Now we can go on spontaneous adventures and get lost together.”
  63. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who binge-watch entire TV series in one sitting’?”
  64. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me plot my revenge on the person who stole my favorite pen, right?”
  65. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the movie marathon.”
  66. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no spoilers’ policy for our friendship.”
  67. “Friends? Can I put that on my list of accomplishments for the year?”
  68. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to absurdly competitive board game nights.”
  69. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the laughter, you bring the good vibes.”
  70. “Awesome! Now we can go on road trips and argue over the perfect playlist.”
  71. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who support each other’s questionable life decisions’?”
  72. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me brainstorm puns for my next Instagram caption, right?”
  73. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the jokes, you bring the pun-ishment.”
  74. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no leaving the toilet seat up’ policy for our friendship.”
  75. “Friends? Can I put that on my vision board?”
  76. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to absurd food-eating contests.”
  77. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the adventure, you bring the spontaneity.”
  78. “Awesome! Now we can go on late-night food runs and debate the best dipping sauce.”
  79. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who make impromptu dance routines in grocery store aisles’?”
  80. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to participate in my annual ugly sweater party, right?”
  81. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the bad jokes, you bring the eye-rolls.”
  82. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no ghosting during hide and seek’ policy.”
  83. “Friends? Does that mean we get to share embarrassing childhood stories and laugh at each other’s fashion choices?”
  84. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to outrageous dares.”
  85. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the karaoke machine, you bring your best singing voice.”
  86. “Awesome! Now we can go on spontaneous adventures and get lost together.”
  87. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who binge-watch entire TV series in one sitting’?”
  88. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me plot my revenge on the person who stole my favorite pen, right?”
  89. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the movie marathon.”
  90. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no spoilers’ policy for our friendship.”
  91. “Friends? Can I put that on my list of accomplishments for the year?”
  92. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to absurdly competitive board game nights.”
  93. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the laughter, you bring the good vibes.”
  94. “Awesome! Now we can go on road trips and argue over the perfect playlist.”
  95. “Sure, but can we still have ‘friends who support each other’s questionable life decisions’?”
  96. “Being friends means you’re contractually obligated to help me brainstorm puns for my next Instagram caption, right?”
  97. “Friends it is! I’ll bring the jokes, you bring the pun-ishment.”
  98. “Great! Just know, I have a strict ‘no leaving the toilet seat up’ policy for our friendship.”
  99. “Friends? Can I put that on my vision board?”
  100. “Sure thing! Just know, I have a tendency to challenge you to absurd food-eating contests.”

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