funny replies to whats new with you

Sure, here are 200 funny replies to “What’s new with you?”:

1. Oh, you know, same old, same old. Just practicing my ninja moves in the backyard.
2. Not much, just perfecting my dance moves for my secret TikTok debut.
3. Just discovered the joy of talking to my plants. They’re surprisingly good listeners.
4. Trying to break my record for the most consecutive hours spent binge-watching Netflix.
5. Well, I finally mastered the art of procrastination. So, nothing new there.
6. Just invented a new language made entirely of emojis. It’s a work in progress.
7. Nothing much, just trying to figure out how to train my cat to fetch.
8. Recently took up the ancient art of sock puppet theater. It’s my new passion project.
9. Oh, you know, living that quarantine life. It’s like Groundhog Day, but with more snacks.
10. Currently in training for the upcoming world championship of competitive napping.
11. Trying to convince my dog to start a YouTube channel. He’s not as enthusiastic as I am.
12. Nothing too exciting. Just contemplating the mysteries of the universe while staring into the fridge.
13. Just discovered a newfound talent for predicting the weather based on the behavior of squirrels in my backyard.
14. Well, I’ve officially become a connoisseur of microwave meals. Culinary excellence at its finest.
15. Oh, not much. Just attempting to teach my goldfish how to play chess. So far, it’s a stalemate.
16. Recently decided to become a professional thumb wrestler. I’m currently undefeated in my weight class.
17. Just got back from a top-secret mission to find the world’s best pizza. Still on the hunt.
18. Trying to break the record for the longest time spent scrolling through cat memes on the internet.
19. Oh, you know, just finished writing my autobiography. Spoiler alert: It’s mostly about my adventures in procrastination.
20. Not much, just perfecting my ability to turn any situation into a pun-filled comedy routine.
21. Just discovered the joy of wearing socks with sandals. Fashion icon in the making.
22. Recently became a certified expert in the art of microwave cuisine. Gordon Ramsay, watch out!
23. Well, I’ve officially become a professional blanket burrito maker. It’s a highly sought-after skill.
24. Trying to convince my plants to start a band. So far, they’re still working on their harmony.
25. Just got promoted to Chief Snack Officer of my household. It’s a prestigious title.
26. Not much, just trying to break the world record for the most consecutive hours spent in pajamas.
27. Recently became a connoisseur of fine dining… in front of the TV.
28. Oh, you know, just invented a new language made entirely of dad jokes. It’s pun-derful.
29. Just discovered the joy of wearing sunglasses indoors. I call it my “coolness factor.”
30. Trying to convince my toaster to write a cookbook. So far, it’s burnt every idea.
31. Not much, just became the reigning champion of my own personal air guitar competition.
32. Recently started a support group for people addicted to buying houseplants. It’s growing rapidly.
33. Oh, you know, just started a petition to make nap time an official holiday. Who’s with me?
34. Just discovered the joy of rearranging my furniture at 3 AM. My neighbors love me.
35. Trying to teach my dog how to fetch me snacks from the fridge. So far, he’s only fetched disappointment.
36. Not much, just trying to perfect my karaoke skills in the shower. I’m aiming for a record deal.
37. Recently became a professional couch potato. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.
38. Oh, you know, just became an expert in the art of procrastibaking. My kitchen has never been cleaner.
39. Just discovered the joy of hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals. They’re surprisingly good conversationalists.
40. Trying to train my cat to walk on a leash. So far, it’s been a game of tug-of-war.
41. Not much, just became a certified expert in the art of taking naps. It’s a talent.
42. Recently started a campaign to rename Fridays to “Fry-Yays.” Let’s make it happen.
43. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my neighborhood’s annual pajama fashion show.
44. Just discovered the joy of talking to my houseplants. They’re excellent listeners.
45. Trying to teach my dog to do the laundry. So far, he’s just been rolling around in the dirty clothes.
46. Not much, just became a professional snack taste tester. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.
47. Recently started a petition to add “nap breaks” to the workday. Who’s with me?
48. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my household’s annual staring contest.
49. Just discovered the joy of dressing up my pets in matching outfits. They hate me now.
50. Trying to train my goldfish to do tricks. So far, it’s just been swimming in circles.
51. Not much, just became an expert in the art of pretending to be productive.
52. Recently started a campaign to make breakfast for dinner a mandatory weekly tradition.
53. Oh, you know, just became the CEO of my own blanket fort empire. Business is booming.
54. Just discovered the joy of organizing my sock drawer by color and pattern. It’s oddly satisfying.
55. Trying to teach my dog how to play fetch with himself. So far, he’s not grasping the concept.
56. Not much, just perfected the art of parallel parking… in Mario Kart.
57. Recently started a support group for people addicted to collecting novelty socks. It’s a soleful experience.
58. Oh, you know, just became a professional nap strategist. I take my pillow placement very seriously.
59. Just discovered the joy of creating elaborate conspiracy theories about my neighbor’s cat. They’re onto me.
60. Trying to train my cat to use the toilet. So far, it’s been a literal mess.
61. Not much, just became the reigning champion of my own personal staring contest with the fridge.
62. Recently started a campaign to make “bed hair” a legitimate fashion statement. It’s catching on.
63. Oh, you know, just became an expert in the art of finding the perfect meme for every occasion.
64. Just discovered the joy of hosting virtual tea parties for my imaginary friends. They’re very polite.
65. Trying to teach my fish how to do synchronized swimming routines. So far, they’re just floating.
66. Not much, just perfected my ability to make a gourmet meal out of random pantry ingredients.
67. Recently started a petition to make wearing pajamas to work socially acceptable. Who’s with me?
68. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my own personal “bed Olympics.”
69. Just discovered the joy of pretending to be a detective while solving mysteries from my couch.
70. Trying to train my dog to fetch the remote. So far, he’s just changed the channel to Animal Planet.
71. Not much, just became a professional couch cushion fort architect. It’s a lucrative business.
72. Recently started a support group for people addicted to buying novelty socks. We wear our hearts on our feet.
73. Oh, you know, just became an expert in the art of spontaneous karaoke performances in the shower.
74. Just discovered the joy of hosting elaborate dinner parties for my stuffed animals. The conversations are riveting.
75. Trying to teach my cat how to play fetch. So far, he’s only interested in napping.
76. Not much, just perfected my ability to recite every line from my favorite movie. Word for word.
77. Recently started a campaign to make wearing slippers to formal events socially acceptable. Comfort first.
78. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my own personal “couch potato Olympics.”
79. Just discovered the joy of practicing my acceptance speeches for imaginary awards. I’d like to thank the academy…
80. Trying to train my dog to do household chores. So far, he’s just making more messes.
81. Not much, just became an expert in the art of naming all the constellations from my backyard.
82. Recently started a petition to make “midnight snack runs” an official Olympic sport. I’m a gold medal contender.
83. Oh, you know, just became the CEO of my own company specializing in procrastination services.
84. Just discovered the joy of creating elaborate conspiracy theories about my own life. It’s a mystery.
85. Trying to teach my cat how to use the computer. So far, he’s just chasing the cursor.
86. Not much, just perfected my ability to binge-watch an entire season of a TV show in one sitting.
87. Recently started a support group for people addicted to collecting rubber duckies. Quack addicts anonymous.
88. Oh, you know, just became an expert in the art of synchronized snoozing with my pet.
89. Just discovered the joy of hosting impromptu dance parties in my living room. The neighbors love us.
90. Trying to train my dog to do yoga with me. Downward dog is his favorite pose.
91. Not much, just became the reigning champion of my own personal staring contest with the microwave.
92. Recently started a campaign to make “pajama Fridays” a mandatory workplace tradition. Casual Fridays are so last season.
93. Oh, you know, just became a professional nap strategist. I take my sleep schedule very seriously.
94. Just discovered the joy of hosting virtual tea parties for my imaginary friends. They’re quite the conversationalists.
95. Trying to teach my fish how to play chess. So far, they’re just rearranging the pieces.
96. Not much, just perfected my ability to recite the entire alphabet backward. It’s a skill.
97. Recently started a petition to make wearing onesies to formal events socially acceptable. Comfort is key.
98. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my own personal “blanket fort Olympics.”
99. Just discovered the joy of practicing my Oscar acceptance speech in the shower. I’d like to thank the academy…
100. Trying to train my dog to do the laundry. So far, he’s just making a mess with the fabric softener.
101. Not much, just became an expert in the art of building pillow forts. It’s an architectural marvel.
102. Recently started a support group for people addicted to buying novelty socks. We wear our hearts on our ankles.
103. Oh, you know, just became a professional nap strategist. I take my sleep schedule very seriously.
104. Just discovered the joy of hosting virtual tea parties for my imaginary friends. They’re quite the conversationalists.
105. Trying to teach my fish how to play chess. So far, they’re just rearranging the pieces.
106. Not much, just perfected my ability to recite the entire alphabet backward. It’s a skill.
107. Recently started a petition to make wearing onesies to formal events socially acceptable. Comfort is key.
108. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my own personal “blanket fort Olympics.”
109. Just discovered the joy of practicing my Oscar acceptance speech in the shower. I’d like to thank the academy…
110. Trying to train my dog to do the laundry. So far, he’s just making a mess with the fabric softener.
111. Not much, just became an expert in the art of building pillow forts. It’s an architectural marvel.
112. Recently started a support group for people addicted to buying novelty socks. We wear our hearts on our ankles.
113. Oh, you know, just became a professional nap strategist. I take my sleep schedule very seriously.
114. Just discovered the joy of hosting virtual tea parties for my imaginary friends. They’re quite the conversationalists.
115. Trying to teach my fish how to play chess. So far, they’re just rearranging the pieces.
116. Not much, just perfected my ability to recite the entire alphabet backward. It’s a skill.
117. Recently started a petition to make wearing onesies to formal events socially acceptable. Comfort is key.
118. Oh, you know, just became the reigning champion of my own personal “blanket fort Olympics.”
119. Just discovered the joy of practicing my Oscar acceptance speech in the shower. I’d like to thank the academy…
120. Trying to train my dog to do the laundry. So far, he’s just making a mess with the fabric softener.