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  1. Oh, it must have gotten lost in the mail along with my invitation to the royal wedding.
  2. I’d tell you, but then I’d have to invite you to plan your own surprise party.
  3. It’s in the same place as my motivation to attend events I’m not invited to.
  4. I must have left it next to my invisibility cloak.
  5. I’d invite you, but I’m afraid you might bring the party pooper with you.
  6. It’s with Waldo – still trying to find him.
  7. I’m saving it for your surprise party, but don’t tell anyone!
  8. Oh, it’s in the VIP section of my dreams.
  9. I’m still waiting for the holographic invite to pop out of thin air.
  10. I’m holding out for a better offer. Keep trying!
  11. Sorry, my pet unicorn ate it for breakfast.
  12. It’s right next to my invitation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
  13. I’m reserving it for my future self who’s much cooler and more social.
  14. I’d tell you, but then I’d have to invite you to join the secret society of non-invitees.
  15. It’s on the same list as the Loch Ness Monster sightings.
  16. It’s floating around in the Bermuda Triangle somewhere.
  17. It’s stuck in traffic behind the ice cream truck.
  18. It’s on the moon with the rest of my dreams and aspirations.
  19. I think it’s stuck in my spam folder with all the other important emails I ignore.
  20. I’m still waiting for the owl to deliver it – Hogwarts style.
  21. It’s with my winning lottery ticket and my keys to the Batmobile.
  22. Oh, it’s in the top-secret, double-locked, ultra-secure vault. Good luck getting in!
  23. It’s at the bottom of the ocean with Atlantis and my lost socks.
  24. Sorry, I used it as a coaster for my coffee mug.
  25. It’s hidden in plain sight, disguised as a napkin.
  26. I’ll tell you, but only if you promise not to bring your karaoke machine.
  27. It’s probably partying with the leprechauns and unicorns in the enchanted forest.
  28. I think it’s still in my imagination – I haven’t decided if I’m going yet.
  29. It’s waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Keep searching!
  30. I’m saving it for my cat’s birthday party. You’re welcome to come as his plus one.
  31. I think it got abducted by aliens along with my other missing belongings.
  32. It’s in the secret compartment of my briefcase, guarded by a ferocious hamster.
  33. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a napkin while eating pizza.
  34. It’s in Narnia, having tea with Mr. Tumnus and the White Witch.
  35. It’s at the top of Mount Everest, guarded by a friendly yeti.
  36. I think it’s hiding in the same place as my misplaced keys and TV remote.
  37. It’s at the center of a labyrinth guarded by a minotaur. Good luck finding it!
  38. Sorry, I used it as a bookmark for my favorite book.
  39. It’s on the same shelf as my magic lamp and genie.
  40. It’s on a magical quest with Frodo and the Fellowship of the Ring.
  41. It’s in a time capsule buried in my backyard. I’ll let you know when I dig it up.
  42. Sorry, I accidentally fed it to the dog thinking it was a treat.
  43. It’s in the witness protection program, living a new life under a new name.
  44. It’s on the moon, having a moonlit picnic with the man in the moon.
  45. I’d invite you, but you might outshine me with your dazzling dance moves.
  46. It’s in the same place as my lost shaker of salt – probably at Margaritaville.
  47. It’s in the enchanted forest guarded by magical creatures and a fire-breathing dragon.
  48. Sorry, I used it as a coaster for my collection of vintage soda cans.
  49. It’s on the International Space Station, orbiting the Earth.
  50. I think it’s stuck in the Bermuda Triangle along with all my missing socks.
  51. It’s in the same hiding spot as my secret stash of chocolate – I’ll never tell!
  52. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong Hogwarts house.
  53. It’s in the same place as my long-lost twin – a mystery waiting to be solved.
  54. It’s in the Land of Oz, waiting for the yellow brick road to lead you there.
  55. It’s on a top-secret mission with James Bond – shaken, not stirred.
  56. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of ambition.
  57. It’s in the enchanted castle guarded by a ferocious beast, but don’t worry, I’ve got the password: “Open Sesame!”
  58. It’s on the same quest as my missing left sock – a journey through the unknown.
  59. Sorry, I accidentally sent it on a world tour with my collection of mismatched socks.
  60. It’s in the land of dreams, waiting for the Sandman to deliver it to you.
  61. It’s in the Cloud, but not the one with data storage – the one with fluffy white clouds and rainbows.
  62. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a napkin during my midnight snack.
  63. It’s in the Upside Down world, but I’m working on finding a portal to retrieve it.
  64. It’s at the end of a treasure map guarded by riddles and puzzles. Care to join the quest?
  65. It’s on the Hogwarts Express, but I missed my stop at Platform 9 3/4.
  66. Sorry, I accidentally fed it to the office shredder thinking it was scrap paper.
  67. It’s in the lost and found box along with all the other forgotten treasures.
  68. It’s in the same place as my lost marbles – a mystery yet to be solved.
  69. It’s on a journey through time and space, but I’m still waiting for the TARDIS to return.
  70. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of hot chocolate.
  71. It’s in the Land of Oz, waiting for the yellow brick road to lead you there.
  72. It’s on a top-secret mission with James Bond – shaken, not stirred.
  73. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of ambition.
  74. It’s in the enchanted castle guarded by a ferocious beast, but don’t worry, I’ve got the password: “Open Sesame!”
  75. It’s on the same quest as my missing left sock – a journey through the unknown.
  76. Sorry, I accidentally sent it on a world tour with my collection of mismatched socks.
  77. It’s in the land of dreams, waiting for the Sandman to deliver it to you.
  78. It’s in the Cloud, but not the one with data storage – the one with fluffy white clouds and rainbows.
  79. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a napkin during my midnight snack.
  80. It’s in the Upside Down world, but I’m working on finding a portal to retrieve it.
  81. It’s at the end of a treasure map guarded by riddles and puzzles. Care to join the quest?
  82. It’s on the Hogwarts Express, but I missed my stop at Platform 9 3/4.
  83. Sorry, I accidentally fed it to the office shredder thinking it was scrap paper.
  84. It’s in the lost and found box along with all the other forgotten treasures.
  85. It’s in the same place as my lost marbles – a mystery yet to be solved.
  86. It’s on a journey through time and space, but I’m still waiting for the TARDIS to return.
  87. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of hot chocolate.
  88. It’s in the Land of Oz, waiting for the yellow brick road to lead you there.
  89. It’s on a top-secret mission with James Bond – shaken, not stirred.
  90. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of ambition.
  91. It’s in the enchanted castle guarded by a ferocious beast, but don’t worry, I’ve got the password: “Open Sesame!”
  92. It’s on the same quest as my missing left sock – a journey through the unknown.
  93. Sorry, I accidentally sent it on a world tour with my collection of mismatched socks.
  94. It’s in the land of dreams, waiting for the Sandman to deliver it to you.
  95. It’s in the Cloud, but not the one with data storage – the one with fluffy white clouds and rainbows.
  96. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a napkin during my midnight snack.
  97. It’s in the Upside Down world, but I’m working on finding a portal to retrieve it.
  98. It’s at the end of a treasure map guarded by riddles and puzzles. Care to join the quest?
  99. It’s on the Hogwarts Express, but I missed my stop at Platform 9 3/4.
  100. Sorry, I accidentally fed it to the office shredder thinking it was scrap paper.
  101. It’s in the lost and found box along with all the other forgotten treasures.
  102. It’s in the same place as my lost marbles – a mystery yet to be solved.
  103. It’s on a journey through time and space, but I’m still waiting for the TARDIS to return.
  104. Sorry, I accidentally used it as a coaster for my cup of hot chocolate.

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