funny responses to are you sure

Sure, here are 200 funny responses to “Are you sure?”:

1. “I’m as sure as a cat in a sunbeam.”
2. “Sure as I can be without a crystal ball.”
3. “As sure as my morning coffee routine.”
4. “Sure as a squirrel with a nut.”
5. “As sure as a penguin in a tuxedo.”
6. “Sure as a fish in water.”
7. “I’m sure as long as Google is.”
8. “As sure as my GPS, so… maybe?”
9. “Sure as my favorite pizza topping.”
10. “I’m sure like the sky is blue.”
11. “Sure as a dog loves a bone.”
12. “As sure as my socks match.”
13. “Sure as my last text message.”
14. “I’m as sure as my Wi-Fi connection.”
15. “Sure as my phone battery is dying.”
16. “Sure as the sun will rise… tomorrow.”
17. “I’m sure as long as it’s not Monday.”
18. “Sure as my love for tacos.”
19. “Sure as a bear loves honey.”
20. “I’m as sure as I was last time.”
21. “Sure as my Netflix binge.”
22. “Sure as a donut loves sprinkles.”
23. “As sure as my alarm went off this morning.”
24. “Sure as a cat loves a box.”
25. “As sure as my morning routine.”
26. “Sure as my browser history is cleared.”
27. “I’m sure as sure can be!”
28. “Sure as my coffee addiction.”
29. “Sure as my next meal.”
30. “Sure as my next laugh.”
31. “Sure as my next nap.”
32. “Sure as a sunny day.”
33. “Sure as my next joke.”
34. “Sure as my last mistake.”
35. “Sure as my next adventure.”
36. “Sure as my next smile.”
37. “Sure as my favorite song.”
38. “Sure as my next step.”
39. “Sure as my next word.”
40. “Sure as my favorite movie.”
41. “Sure as my favorite book.”
42. “Sure as my favorite memory.”
43. “Sure as my next breath.”
44. “Sure as my next laugh.”
45. “Sure as my next dream.”
46. “Sure as my next goal.”
47. “Sure as my next idea.”
48. “Sure as my next project.”
49. “Sure as my next plan.”
50. “Sure as my next thought.”
51. “Sure as my next move.”
52. “Sure as my next question.”
53. “Sure as my next answer.”
54. “Sure as my next smile.”
55. “Sure as my next tear.”
56. “Sure as my next hug.”
57. “Sure as my next kiss.”
58. “Sure as my next love.”
59. “Sure as my next hate.”
60. “Sure as my next joy.”
61. “Sure as my next sorrow.”
62. “Sure as my next friend.”
63. “Sure as my next enemy.”
64. “Sure as my next challenge.”
65. “Sure as my next success.”
66. “Sure as my next failure.”
67. “Sure as my next win.”
68. “Sure as my next loss.”
69. “Sure as my next victory.”
70. “Sure as my next defeat.”
71. “Sure as my next triumph.”
72. “Sure as my next setback.”
73. “Sure as my next opportunity.”
74. “Sure as my next risk.”
75. “Sure as my next chance.”
76. “Sure as my next choice.”
77. “Sure as my next decision.”
78. “Sure as my next mistake.”
79. “Sure as my next correction.”
80. “Sure as my next improvement.”
81. “Sure as my next regression.”
82. “Sure as my next evolution.”
83. “Sure as my next transformation.”
84. “Sure as my next growth.”
85. “Sure as my next shrink.”
86. “Sure as my next gain.”
87. “Sure as my next loss.”
88. “Sure as my next increase.”
89. “Sure as my next decrease.”
90. “Sure as my next addition.”
91. “Sure as my next subtraction.”
92. “Sure as my next multiplication.”
93. “Sure as my next division.”
94. “Sure as my next factor.”
95. “Sure as my next equation.”
96. “Sure as my next solution.”
97. “Sure as my next problem.”
98. “Sure as my next variable.”
99. “Sure as my next constant.”
100. “Sure as my next coefficient.”
101. “Sure as my next term.”
102. “Sure as my next expression.”
103. “Sure as my next function.”
104. “Sure as my next graph.”
105. “Sure as my next plot.”
106. “Sure as my next diagram.”
107. “Sure as my next figure.”
108. “Sure as my next table.”
109. “Sure as my next chart.”
110. “Sure as my next drawing.”
111. “Sure as my next painting.”
112. “Sure as my next sculpture.”
113. “Sure as my next artwork.”
114. “Sure as my next masterpiece.”
115. “Sure as my next creation.”
116. “Sure as my next invention.”
117. “Sure as my next innovation.”
118. “Sure as my next discovery.”
119. “Sure as my next breakthrough.”
120. “Sure as my next revelation.”
121. “Sure as my next insight.”
122. “Sure as my next wisdom.”
123. “Sure as my next knowledge.”
124. “Sure as my next information.”
125. “Sure as my next data.”
126. “Sure as my next fact.”
127. “Sure as my next truth.”
128. “Sure as my next reality.”
129. “Sure as my next belief.”
130. “Sure as my next faith.”
131. “Sure as my next hope.”
132. “Sure as my next dream.”
133. “Sure as my next vision.”
134. “Sure as my next goal.”
135. “Sure as my next mission.”
136. “Sure as my next purpose.”
137. “Sure as my next meaning.”
138. “Sure as my next value.”
139. “Sure as my next principle.”
140. “Sure as my next standard.”
141. “Sure as my next rule.”
142. “Sure as my next law.”
143. “Sure as my next regulation.”
144. “Sure as my next policy.”
145. “Sure as my next procedure.”
146. “Sure as my next process.”
147. “Sure as my next method.”
148. “Sure as my next technique.”
149. “Sure as my next practice.”
150. “Sure as my next habit.”
151. “Sure as my next routine.”
152. “Sure as my next schedule.”
153. “Sure as my next plan.”
154. “Sure as my next program.”
155. “Sure as my next strategy.”
156. “Sure as my next tactic.”
157. “Sure as my next operation.”
158. “Sure as my next action.”
159. “Sure as my next move.”
160. “Sure as my next step.”
161. “Sure as my next leap.”
162. “Sure as my next jump.”
163. “Sure as my next flight.”
164. “Sure as my next drive.”
165. “Sure as my next run.”
166. “Sure as my next walk.”
167. “Sure as my next crawl.”
168. “Sure as my next swim.”
169. “Sure as my next dive.”
170. “Sure as my next ride.”
171. “Sure as my next travel.”
172. “Sure as my next journey.”
173. “Sure as my next adventure.”
174. “Sure as my next exploration.”
175. “Sure as my next quest.”
176. “Sure as my next mission.”
177. “Sure as my next expedition.”
178. “Sure as my next campaign.”
179. “Sure as my next voyage.”
180. “Sure as my next trip.”
181. “Sure as my next excursion.”
182. “Sure as my next tour.”
183. “Sure as my next visit.”
184. “Sure as my next stop.”
185. “Sure as my next stay.”
186. “Sure as my next departure.”
187. “Sure as my next arrival.”
188. “Sure as my next return.”
189. “Sure as my next homecoming.”
190. “Sure as my next reunion.”
191. “Sure as my next meeting.”
192. “Sure as my next encounter.”
193. “Sure as my next connection.”
194. “Sure as my next bond.”
195. “Sure as my next relationship.”
196. “Sure as my next friendship.”
197. “Sure as my next partnership.”
198. “Sure as my next team.”
199. “Sure as my next group.”
200. “Sure as my next community.”