Sure, here are some funny responses to being called “daddy”:
- “Only if you say please!”
- “I think you have the wrong number.”
- “Just call me Mr. Incredible.”
- “As long as you do your homework!”
- “Only if you mow the lawn first.”
- “Better ask mom if that’s okay.”
- “Well, someone has to be the adult here.”
- “Who’s your daddy? Oh wait, it’s me.”
- “You say daddy, I say sugar.”
- “Do I get a Father’s Day card now?”
- “Does that come with a raise in allowance?”
- “Daddy duties include nap time, right?”
- “I didn’t sign up for this kind of responsibility!”
- “Only if I get a cool mug that says ‘#1 Daddy’.”
- “Daddy? More like Zaddy.”
- “And here I thought I was just the babysitter.”
- “Do I need to start wearing dad jeans now?”
- “You want dad jokes with that?”
- “I didn’t know I adopted you.”
- “Only if you do the dishes!”
- “I didn’t know I was that old!”
- “Does this mean I can ground you?”
- “I hope this comes with a pay raise.”
- “I prefer ‘Dadster’—it’s trendier.”
- “I better get a World’s Best Dad mug for this.”
- “I’m not crying, I just have something in my eye.”
- “What did I do to deserve this promotion?”
- “Can we discuss my new dad allowance?”
- “Where’s my ‘World’s Best Daddy’ award?”
- “Great, now where are my Dad sneakers?”
- “Well, someone’s gotta take charge.”
- “Only if you mow the lawn.”
- “I guess I should start telling dad jokes now.”
- “Can I ground you for calling me that?”
- “Welcome to the dad club.”
- “Only if I get a new grill.”
- “Does this come with a dad bod?”
- “Does this mean I can tell you what to do?”
- “Do I get a superhero cape with that?”
- “Guess I should start wearing Hawaiian shirts.”
- “Do I need to get a minivan now?”
- “Only if you do your chores.”
- “I didn’t know I was that responsible.”
- “Can I call you kiddo?”
- “Only if I get breakfast in bed.”
- “Does this mean I can make dad jokes?”
- “I guess I’m in charge now.”
- “I didn’t know I had kids.”
- “Do I need a new wardrobe for this?”
- “I better get a new toolset for this.”
- “Can I have a cool dad nickname?”
- “I guess I need to get a new hat.”
- “Only if you respect my dad jokes.”
- “I didn’t know I was that cool.”
- “Does this mean I get a recliner?”
- “I hope this comes with a BBQ set.”
- “Only if you take out the trash.”
- “I guess I need a new pair of shoes.”
- “Can I have a dad bod now?”
- “I guess I’m responsible now.”
- “Does this mean I get to boss you around?”
- “I hope this comes with a raise.”
- “Can I have a dad mug now?”
- “I didn’t know I was that wise.”
- “Only if you listen to my advice.”
- “I better get a new wallet for this.”
- “Does this mean I get a new chair?”
- “I guess I’m a role model now.”
- “Only if you do your homework.”
- “I didn’t know I was that respected.”
- “Does this mean I can ground you?”
- “I hope this comes with a new grill.”
- “Can I have a dad joke book now?”
- “I didn’t know I was that important.”
- “Only if you take out the trash.”
- “I guess I need a new pair of shoes.”
- “Does this mean I get a new chair?”
- “I guess I’m responsible now.”
- “Only if you listen to my advice.”
- “I didn’t know I was that wise.”
- “Does this mean I get a recliner?”
- “I hope this comes with a BBQ set.”
- “Can I have a dad bod now?”
- “I guess I’m in charge now.”
- “Only if you respect my dad jokes.”
- “I didn’t know I was that cool.”
- “Does this mean I get to boss you around?”
- “I hope this comes with a raise.”
- “Can I have a dad mug now?”
- “I didn’t know I was that responsible.”
- “Only if you do your chores.”
- “Does this mean I get a minivan?”
- “Guess I should start wearing Hawaiian shirts.”
- “Do I get a superhero cape with that?”
- “Does this mean I can tell you what to do?”
- “Does this come with a dad bod?”
- “Only if I get a new grill.”
- “Welcome to the dad club.”
- “Can I ground you for calling me that?”
- “I guess I should start telling dad jokes now.”
Feel free to use these to inject some humor into the situation!