funny responses to being called selfish

Sure, here are some humorous responses to being called selfish:

1. “I’m not selfish, I’m just self-focused.”
2. “I prefer the term ‘self-care enthusiast.'”
3. “It’s called self-preservation.”
4. “I’m not selfish, I’m just really good at looking out for number one.”
5. “Hey, at least I’m consistent!”
6. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a strong supporter of self-love.”
7. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo specialist.”
8. “Sharing is overrated.”
9. “I’m not selfish, I just have excellent boundaries.”
10. “I’m not selfish, I’m just on a ‘me time’ binge.”
11. “I’m not selfish, I’m just practicing extreme self-care.”
12. “I’m not selfish, I’m just focused on my personal growth.”
13. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person fan club.”
14. “I’m not selfish, I just prefer quality over quantity.”
15. “It’s not selfishness, it’s called self-prioritization.”
16. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-investor.”
17. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo artist.”
18. “Selfish? I call it being efficiently self-sufficient.”
19. “I’m not selfish, I’m just highly independent.”
20. “I’m not selfish, I just prefer my own company.”
21. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-proclaimed VIP.”
22. “Selfish? No, I’m just the CEO of my own life.”
23. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-sustainability expert.”
24. “I’m not selfish, I just know how to treat myself right.”
25. “I’m not selfish, I’m just my own best friend.”
26. “I’m not selfish, I’m just really good at self-preservation.”
27. “I’m not selfish, I’m just an advocate for my own needs.”
28. “Selfish? I prefer ‘independently wealthy in spirit.’”
29. “I’m not selfish, I’m just an expert in personal happiness.”
30. “I’m not selfish, I’m just practicing self-fulfillment.”
31. “I’m not selfish, I’m just an advocate for self-interest.”
32. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a master of self-satisfaction.”
33. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo survivalist.”
34. “I’m not selfish, I’m just extremely self-aware.”
35. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person support team.”
36. “I’m not selfish, I’m just selectively generous.”
37. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-priority professional.”
38. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-care connoisseur.”
39. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-investment expert.”
40. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal happiness manager.”
41. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-interest strategist.”
42. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal well-being specialist.”
43. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-enhancement enthusiast.”
44. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-contentment achiever.”
45. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-prioritization guru.”
46. “I’m not selfish, I’m just my own biggest fan.”
47. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-appreciation advocate.”
48. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-satisfaction expert.”
49. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal fulfillment pioneer.”
50. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-love leader.”
51. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-care commander.”
52. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal joy specialist.”
53. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a master of self-fulfillment.”
54. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo joy adventurer.”
55. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-contentment connoisseur.”
56. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person happiness crew.”
57. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal satisfaction seeker.”
58. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a master of personal bliss.”
59. “I’m not selfish, I’m just an expert in self-prioritization.”
60. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person cheerleader.”
61. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness preservationist.”
62. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-interest guardian.”
63. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal well-being expert.”
64. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-enjoyment specialist.”
65. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo adventure enthusiast.”
66. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-love guru.”
67. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a master of self-prioritization.”
68. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal joy protector.”
69. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness specialist.”
70. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal delight aficionado.”
71. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-satisfaction seeker.”
72. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-appreciation master.”
73. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal pleasure professional.”
74. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness connoisseur.”
75. “I’m not selfish, I’m just an independent joy seeker.”
76. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-contentment advocate.”
77. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo fun explorer.”
78. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal delight enthusiast.”
79. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person bliss expert.”
80. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-prioritization pro.”
81. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness manager.”
82. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-care aficionado.”
83. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal joy expert.”
84. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-fulfillment pro.”
85. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-contentment guru.”
86. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal happiness enthusiast.”
87. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo satisfaction seeker.”
88. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-appreciation expert.”
89. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal delight leader.”
90. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person joy team.”
91. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-satisfaction guru.”
92. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal bliss expert.”
93. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness enthusiast.”
94. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo joy pro.”
95. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal contentment expert.”
96. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a one-person delight squad.”
97. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a self-love pro.”
98. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a personal joy protector.”
99. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a happiness connoisseur.”
100. “I’m not selfish, I’m just a solo fun expert.”

Feel free to use any of these responses to add a bit of humor and lightheartedness when someone calls you selfish!