funny responses to big ego

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“I see your ego has its own gravitational pull.”

“Do you need a separate seat for your ego?”
“Wow, your ego is so big, it should pay rent.”

“Is your ego running for office? Because it’s really taking up a lot of space.”
“Your ego called; it wants its own Instagram account.”
“Do you charge your ego by the hour, or is it just a permanent resident?”

“I think your ego just took the last parking spot.”
“Your ego is so big, it’s blocking the Wi-Fi signal.”
“Is your ego on a high-protein diet? Because it’s massive.”

“Did your ego just enter the room before you?”
“If your ego gets any bigger, we’ll need to book a larger venue.”
“Your ego and the sun should have a competition to see which is bigger.”

“I didn’t know we needed a parade for your ego today.”
“Your ego must be in the Guinness World Records by now.”
“Is your ego available for autographs?”

“Your ego is so big, it has its own weather system.”
“I hope your ego has health insurance, it’s getting out of control.”
“Your ego should come with a warning label.”

“Do you and your ego have matching outfits?”
“Did you bring your ego a snack? It looks hungry.”
“Your ego has its own zip code, doesn’t it?”

“I think your ego just overshadowed the building.”
“Did your ego just ask for a raise?”
“I’m surprised your ego fits through the door.”

“Is your ego taking up two seats on the bus?”
“Your ego could use its own personal assistant.”
“Do you have to pay extra baggage fees for your ego?”

“Your ego should come with an instruction manual.”
“Is there a support group for egos that big?”
“Your ego and Mount Everest should have a face-off.”

“I think your ego just signed a movie deal.”
“Your ego must have its own Wikipedia page.”
“Is your ego available for guest lectures?”

“Your ego is so big, it should have its own postal service.”
“Your ego just applied for its own social security number.”
“I hope your ego doesn’t charge for photo ops.”

“Your ego just took up all the room in the elevator.”
“Did you hire a personal trainer for your ego?”
“Your ego just received an honorary doctorate.”

“Is your ego planning on running for president?”
“I think your ego just joined a gym.”
“Your ego just declared itself an independent nation.”

“Your ego is so big, it needs a personal chauffeur.”
“Did your ego just request a VIP pass?”
“Your ego could start its own podcast.”

“Your ego just got a sponsorship deal.”
“Does your ego have its own entourage?”
“Your ego just took up all the space on the couch.”

“Your ego has its own Twitter account, right?”
“I think your ego just set a world record.”
“Your ego just booked a world tour.”

“Your ego should have its own talk show.”
“Did your ego just sign a book deal?”
“Your ego just became a trending topic.”

“Your ego just asked for a selfie.”
“Your ego just launched its own brand.”
“Your ego could have its own reality show.”

“Your ego just got verified on social media.”
“Is your ego planning a press conference?”
“Your ego just received a standing ovation.”

“Your ego could fill a stadium.”
“Did your ego just ask for a private jet?”
“Your ego is the new celebrity in town.”

“Your ego just landed a major endorsement deal.”
“Your ego just demanded a red carpet entrance.”
“Your ego is trending on all platforms.”

“Your ego just published an autobiography.”
“Your ego should charge for appearances.”
“Did your ego just get elected to office?”

“Your ego is bigger than Hollywood.”
“Your ego just signed up for a fan club.”
“Your ego just got a star on the Walk of Fame.”

“Your ego just hosted a TED Talk.”
“Your ego just got its own theme song.”
“Your ego just requested a standing ovation.”

“Your ego just bought a billboard.”
“Your ego could start its own business.”
“Your ego just made the Forbes list.”

“Your ego just booked a spot on late-night TV.”
“Your ego just asked for a personal stylist.”
“Your ego just launched a fashion line.”

“Your ego just requested a throne.”
“Your ego just threw a gala in its own honor.”
“Your ego just opened a museum exhibit.”

“Your ego just hired a publicist.”
“Your ego just negotiated a merger.”
“Your ego just secured a patent.”

“Your ego just opened a startup.”
“Your ego just became a brand ambassador.”
“Your ego just filed for a trademark.”

“Your ego just took out an ad in Times Square.”
“Your ego just produced a documentary.”
“Your ego just led a keynote speech.”

“Your ego just bought a sports team.”
“Your ego just funded a space program.”
“Your ego just opened a theme park.”

“Your ego just designed a perfume.”
“Your ego just made a cameo in a blockbuster.”
“Your ego just hosted a charity ball.”

“Your ego just curated an art exhibit.”
“Your ego just signed an endorsement deal.”
“Your ego just directed a music video.”

“Your ego just became a fashion icon.”
“Your ego just launched a skincare line.”
“Your ego just threw a New Year’s Eve party.”

“Your ego just opened a chain of restaurants.”
“Your ego just headlined a music festival.”
“Your ego just became a sports commentator.”

“Your ego just released a fragrance.”
“Your ego just bought a private island.”
“Your ego just headlined a conference.”

“Your ego just produced a reality show.”
“Your ego just published a memoir.”
“Your ego just landed a magazine cover.”

“Your ego just became a lifestyle brand.”
“Your ego just hosted an awards show.”
“Your ego just started a YouTube channel.”

“Your ego just got cast in a sitcom.”
“Your ego just started a vineyard.”
“Your ego just funded a scholarship.”

“Your ego just chaired a foundation.”
“Your ego just headlined a book tour.”
“Your ego just released an app.”

“Your ego just launched a startup incubator.”
“Your ego just got its own coat of arms.”
“Your ego just won an international award.”

“Your ego just joined the board of directors.”
“Your ego just sponsored a sports league.”
“Your ego just became an ambassador.”

“Your ego just wrote a bestseller.”
“Your ego just got a patent.”
“Your ego just chaired a summit.”

“Your ego just started a nonprofit.”
“Your ego just got a Nobel Prize.”
“Your ego just sponsored a space mission.”

“Your ego just wrote a play.”
“Your ego just made the cover of Time magazine.”
“Your ego just led a masterclass.”

“Your ego just opened a school.”
“Your ego just started a podcast network.”
“Your ego just signed with a record label.”

“Your ego just curated a film festival.”
“Your ego just started a hedge fund.”
“Your ego just got an honorary degree.”

“Your ego just designed a monument.”
“Your ego just started a political party.”
“Your ego just opened a tech hub.”

“Your ego just headlined a concert.”
“Your ego just released a tech gadget.”
“Your ego just opened a spa.”

“Your ego just launched a TV channel.”
“Your ego just started a sports franchise.”
“Your ego just launched a book club.”

“Your ego just started a research lab.”
“Your ego just founded a university.”
“Your ego just launched a fashion week.”

“Your ego just bought an art gallery.”
“Your ego just started a record label.”
“Your ego just hosted a global summit.”
“Your ego just wrote a screenplay.”
“Your ego just headlined a TED Talk.”
“Your ego just produced a film.”
“Your ego just opened a design studio.”
“Your ego just started a wine label.”
“Your ego just released a fitness line.”
“Your ego just launched a gourmet food brand.”
“Your ego just curated a museum.”
“Your ego just founded a think tank.”
“Your ego just published a cookbook.”
“Your ego just started a film studio.”

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