Sure! Here are 200 funny, witty, and playful responses to “drop dead”:
- “I can’t, I have too much living to do!”
- “But I have plans this weekend.”
- “Maybe later, I’m busy right now.”
- “Can I schedule that for next Tuesday?”
- “I tried, but gravity refused.”
- “Not without a parachute!”
- “I’d rather drop beats.”
- “I’d miss you too much!”
- “Sorry, I’m immortal.”
- “Only if you go first!”
- “I’d prefer to drop it like it’s hot.”
- “I’d rather drop the mic.”
- “Nah, I’m having too much fun.”
- “I can’t, I’m allergic to death.”
- “I’ll consider it after lunch.”
- “How about I just take a nap?”
- “I left my dying shoes at home.”
- “I’ll think about it, thanks!”
- “I’ve got a better idea: you first!”
- “I would, but my doctor said no.”
- “I’m too young for that!”
- “I don’t have the time, sorry!”
- “I’ll pass, but thanks for the suggestion.”
- “Death and I are currently on a break.”
- “That’s not in my schedule today.”
- “I’m too busy living my best life!”
- “Sorry, I’m in the middle of something.”
- “I’ll do it if you do it with me!”
- “Why drop dead when you can drop it low?”
- “How about we drop some wisdom instead?”
- “I’ll save that for my 100th birthday.”
- “I don’t feel like it today.”
- “Death said it’s not my time yet.”
- “I’ve got better things to do.”
- “I’m already dead inside, does that count?”
- “Only if it’s a drop-dead gorgeous party.”
- “I’d rather drop some knowledge.”
- “I’m too pretty to die.”
- “Not today, Satan.”
- “I’ll take a rain check on that.”
- “I would, but I’m just too stubborn.”
- “Let’s drop some jokes instead!”
- “Sorry, death isn’t on my bucket list.”
- “I have too many cookies to eat first.”
- “I’d rather drop some beats.”
- “I can’t, I have a strict no-dying policy.”
- “Death is too permanent for me.”
- “But who will entertain you then?”
- “Sorry, I’m booked until forever.”
- “I need to finish my Netflix series first.”
- “Only if I get to haunt you.”
- “I’ll do it if you drop dead gorgeous.”
- “I’d miss my cat too much.”
- “Nah, I’m too lazy to die.”
- “Death doesn’t fit into my schedule.”
- “I’d rather drop some dance moves.”
- “How about we drop this conversation instead?”
- “I’ll pencil it in for the next century.”
- “My horoscope says not today.”
- “I have too many memes to create first.”
- “I’m too busy being fabulous.”
- “Death isn’t fashionable this season.”
- “I’ll do it right after I finish living.”
- “My to-do list is already too long.”
- “I can’t, my plants need me.”
- “I’d rather drop dead funny jokes.”
- “Let’s save the drama for another day.”
- “My guardian angel said no.”
- “I have too much fun to be had!”
- “I can’t, I’m currently too alive.”
- “But I’m not done annoying you yet!”
- “Death is overrated.”
- “How about I just drop by?”
- “I’ve got better things to drop.”
- “Death? That’s so last year.”
- “I’d rather drop some wisdom.”
- “Not without a good reason!”
- “I can’t, I’m under strict orders to live.”
- “I’ve got a deadline to meet first.”
- “I’d rather drop some puns.”
- “I’m saving that for a rainy day.”
- “How about I drop everything and hug you?”
- “Death is too final for my taste.”
- “I have too much awesomeness to spread.”
- “Only if it’s a drop-dead gorgeous event.”
- “Can I drop a hint instead?”
- “I’m in the middle of something important.”
- “How about I drop by instead?”
- “Death said it’s not my time.”
- “I’d rather drop dead funny jokes.”
- “I’m too stubborn to die.”
- “I’ll pencil that in for later.”
- “I’ll pass, but thanks for the suggestion.”
- “Not today, maybe tomorrow.”
- “I don’t have the time to die.”
- “Death isn’t on my agenda.”
- “I’ll take a rain check on that.”
- “Death and I aren’t on speaking terms.”
- “I have a prior engagement with life.”
- “Only if you do it first.”
- “I’ll do it if you do it with me.”
- “I’m too busy being awesome.”
- “Death doesn’t fit into my schedule.”
- “I’m having too much fun to die.”
- “I’ll consider it after lunch.”
- “I can’t, I’m allergic to death.”
- “I’d rather drop some beats.”
- “I have too much living to do.”
- “I’m too busy for that right now.”
- “I’ll save that for my 100th birthday.”
- “I’m too young for that!”
- “I’d rather drop the mic.”
- “How about I just take a nap?”
- “Death said it’s not my time yet.”
- “I’d rather drop some wisdom.”
- “I’m already dead inside, does that count?”
- “I can’t, I’m in the middle of something.”
- “I’ll do it if you drop dead gorgeous.”
- “Let’s drop some jokes instead!”
- “I don’t feel like it today.”
- “Sorry, I’m booked until forever.”
- “Death isn’t on my bucket list.”
- “I’d rather drop some knowledge.”
- “I have too many cookies to eat first.”
- “Not today, Satan.”
- “I’ll pass, but thanks for the suggestion.”
- “Death isn’t fashionable this season.”
- “My to-do list is already too long.”
- “I have too much fun to be had!”
- “I’d rather drop dead funny jokes.”
- “I’ll pencil it in for the next century.”
- “How about I just drop by?”
- “Death is overrated.”
- “I’ve got a deadline to meet first.”
- “How about we drop this conversation instead?”
- “I’d rather drop some puns.”
- “Let’s save the drama for another day.”
- “I’ll do it if you do it first.”
- “Death doesn’t fit into my schedule.”
- “I have a prior engagement with life.”
- “I’ll take a rain check on that.”
- “I’m in the middle of something important.”
- “I’m too stubborn to die.”
- “Death and I aren’t on speaking terms.”
- “I’d rather drop some knowledge.”
- “Death isn’t on my agenda.”
- “Can I drop a hint instead?”
- “Only if you go first!”
- “I’d miss my cat too much.”
- “I can’t, I’m currently too alive.”
- “How about we drop some wisdom instead?”
- “I’m too busy being fabulous.”
- “Death isn’t fashionable this season.”
- “Death said it’s not my time.”
- “I can’t, my plants need me.”
- “How about I drop everything and hug you?”
- “I’m saving that for a rainy day.”
- “Only if it’s a drop-dead gorgeous event.”
- “I’d rather drop dead funny jokes.”
- “I’ll pencil that in for later.”
- “I’d rather drop some puns.”
- “I’ll do it if you drop dead gorgeous.”
- “Let’s drop some jokes instead!”
- “I have too much living to do.”
- “I can’t, I’m allergic to death.”
- “Death and I aren’t on speaking terms.”
- “I’ll pass, but thanks for the suggestion.”
- “How about I just drop by?”
- “Death isn’t on my agenda.”
- “I’ll consider it after lunch.”
- “I can’t, I’m in the middle of something.”
- “I’d rather drop dead funny jokes.”
- “How about we drop some wisdom instead?”
- “I don’t feel like it today.”
- “Death isn’t fashionable this season.”
- “I’ll save that for my 100th birthday.”
- “I’d rather drop the mic.”
- “Only if it’s a drop-dead gorgeous event.”
- “Death said it’s not my time.”
- “I can’t, I’m currently too alive.”
- “I have too much awesomeness to spread.”
- “How about I drop everything and hug you?”
- “I’ll take a rain check on that.”
- “Death isn’t on my bucket list.”
- “I’m in the middle of something important.”
- “I’d rather drop some beats.”
- “I’ll do it if you do it with me.”
- “I’m too stubborn to die.”
- “Death isn’t fashionable this season.”
- “I’d rather drop some knowledge.”
- “I’m having too much fun to die.”