funny responses to new phone who dis

Certainly! Here are some funny responses to “new phone who dis”:

1. “New phone, who ‘dis-a-roney’?”
2. “New phone, same old me, but shinier.”
3. “New phone, who dis? More like, new phone, new me!”
4. “New phone, who dis? Guess I’ll find out when I can actually read the screen.”
5. “New phone, who dis? Hope it’s not the IRS.”
6. “New phone, who dis? Is this where I sign up for secret spy missions?”
7. “New phone, who dis? I feel like I’m in a witness protection program.”
8. “New phone, who dis? I’m just here for the emojis.”
9. “New phone, who dis? Must be from the future, it’s too fancy for me.”
10. “New phone, who dis? Let’s hope it’s not my mom calling to ask why I never call.”
11. “New phone, who dis? Just making sure you’re not a telemarketer.”
12. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not here to sell me a timeshare.”
13. “New phone, who dis? Can I call you ‘Newbie’ for short?”
14. “New phone, who dis? Don’t tell me, let’s make this a guessing game.”
15. “New phone, who dis? Are you the long-lost prince who needs my bank details?”
16. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
17. “New phone, who dis? Sorry, I only text in hieroglyphics now.”
18. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not another one of my relatives asking for tech support.”
19. “New phone, who dis? Are we texting from the future?”
20. “New phone, who dis? I hope you’re not here to ask for directions because I’m lost too.”
21. “New phone, who dis? Let’s pretend I’m not still figuring out how to answer calls.”
22. “New phone, who dis? Did you just level up in the texting game?”
23. “New phone, who dis? Is this where the party’s at?”
24. “New phone, who dis? Is this a pop quiz?”
25. “New phone, who dis? Hope you brought jokes because I’m running low.”
26. “New phone, who dis? Do you accept carrier pigeon messages too?”
27. “New phone, who dis? My old phone was so last season.”
28. “New phone, who dis? Are you my Uber driver?”
29. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not the IRS calling about my imaginary yacht.”
30. “New phone, who dis? Do you have emojis for ‘extra cheese’?”
31. “New phone, who dis? Can we communicate entirely in GIFs?”
32. “New phone, who dis? Is this the hotline for pizza emergencies?”
33. “New phone, who dis? Are we still pretending we know each other?”
34. “New phone, who dis? Is this the part where I upgrade my texting game?”
35. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not a telemarketer, I’m fresh out of credit cards.”
36. “New phone, who dis? I promise I’ll remember your number… eventually.”
37. “New phone, who dis? Can we talk in code so the aliens don’t intercept?”
38. “New phone, who dis? Is this where I sign up for the ‘Texts Anonymous’ support group?”
39. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
40. “New phone, who dis? Do you know any good knock-knock jokes?”
41. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not the IRS calling about my imaginary yacht.”
42. “New phone, who dis? Can we communicate entirely in GIFs?”
43. “New phone, who dis? Is this the hotline for pizza emergencies?”
44. “New phone, who dis? Are we still pretending we know each other?”
45. “New phone, who dis? Is this the part where I upgrade my texting game?”
46. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not a telemarketer, I’m fresh out of credit cards.”
47. “New phone, who dis? I promise I’ll remember your number… eventually.”
48. “New phone, who dis? Can we talk in code so the aliens don’t intercept?”
49. “New phone, who dis? Is this where I sign up for the ‘Texts Anonymous’ support group?”
50. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
51. “New phone, who dis? Sorry, I only speak in memes now.”
52. “New phone, who dis? I’m the upgraded version with more emojis.”
53. “New phone, who dis? Hope this isn’t another text from my dentist.”
54. “New phone, who dis? If you’re a Nigerian prince, I’m all out of money.”
55. “New phone, who dis? Is this the hotline for pizza emergencies?”
56. “New phone, who dis? Are you the tech support I called six months ago?”
57. “New phone, who dis? I hope you’re not another one of my relatives asking for computer help.”
58. “New phone, who dis? Is this where I sign up for the ‘Texts Anonymous’ support group?”
59. “New phone, who dis? I’m still trying to figure out how to turn on the flashlight.”
60. “New phone, who dis? Let’s see if I can find the ‘send’ button.”
61. “New phone, who dis? If this is about the money I owe you, let’s just pretend this never happened.”
62. “New phone, who dis? Can we communicate entirely in GIFs from now on?”
63. “New phone, who dis? I’m hoping you’re not a telemarketer.”
64. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
65. “New phone, who dis? Do you know any good knock-knock jokes?”
66. “New phone, who dis? Is this the part where I upgrade my texting game?”
67. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not a telemarketer, I’m fresh out of credit cards.”
68. “New phone, who dis? I promise I’ll remember your number… eventually.”
69. “New phone, who dis? Can we talk in code so the aliens don’t intercept?”
70. “New phone, who dis? My old phone was so last season.”
71. “New phone, who dis? Are we texting from the future?”
72. “New phone, who dis? I hope you’re not here to ask for directions because I’m lost too.”
73. “New phone, who dis? Let’s pretend I’m not still figuring out how to answer calls.”
74. “New phone, who dis? Did you just level up in the texting game?”
75. “New phone, who dis? Is this where the party’s at?”
76. “New phone, who dis? I feel like I’m in a witness protection program.”
77. “New phone, who dis? Must be from the future, it’s too fancy for me.”
78. “New phone, who dis? Is this a pop quiz?”
79. “New phone, who dis? I’m just here for the emojis.”
80. “New phone, who dis? Hope it’s not the IRS calling about my imaginary yacht.”
81. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
82. “New phone, who dis? Let’s pretend I’m not still figuring out how to answer calls.”
83. “New phone, who dis? Can I call you ‘Newbie’ for short?”
84. “New phone, who dis? Are you the long-lost prince who needs my bank details?”
85. “New phone, who dis? Are we still pretending we know each other?”
86. “New phone, who dis? Is this the part where I upgrade my texting game?”
87. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not a telemarketer, I’m fresh out of credit cards.”
88. “New phone, who dis? I promise I’ll remember your number… eventually.”
89. “New phone, who dis? Can we talk in code so the aliens don’t intercept?”
90. “New phone, who dis? Is this where I sign up for the ‘Texts Anonymous’ support group?”
91. “New phone, who dis? Did you bring snacks?”
92. “New phone, who dis? Do you know any good knock-knock jokes?”
93. “New phone, who dis? Is this the part where I upgrade my texting game?”
94. “New phone, who dis? Hope you’re not a telemarketer, I’m fresh out of credit cards.”
95. “New phone, who dis? I promise I’ll remember your number… eventually.”
96. “New phone, who dis? Can we talk in code so the aliens don’t intercept?”
97. “New phone, who dis? My old phone was so last season.”
98. “New phone, who dis? Are we texting from the future?”
99. “New phone, who dis? I hope you’re not here to ask for directions because I’m lost too.”
100. “New phone, who dis? Let’s pretend I’m not still figuring out how to answer calls.”

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