Sure, here are 200 funny responses to the phrase “or what”:
- “Or I might burst into spontaneous dance!”
- “Or I’ll turn into a pumpkin.”
- “Or I’ll start singing opera.”
- “Or I’ll eat an entire pizza by myself.”
- “Or I’ll name my firstborn after you.”
- “Or I’ll adopt a cat and name it after you.”
- “Or I’ll wear mismatched socks forever.”
- “Or I’ll binge-watch your favorite show.”
- “Or I’ll challenge you to a dance-off.”
- “Or I’ll start a flash mob.”
- “Or I’ll write a poem about it.”
- “Or I’ll start speaking in riddles.”
- “Or I’ll juggle flaming torches.”
- “Or I’ll become a mime.”
- “Or I’ll take up yodeling.”
- “Or I’ll run a marathon in flip-flops.”
- “Or I’ll bake cookies and not share.”
- “Or I’ll serenade you with a kazoo.”
- “Or I’ll prank call your mom.”
- “Or I’ll build a pillow fort.”
- “Or I’ll start a food fight.”
- “Or I’ll dye my hair purple.”
- “Or I’ll move to Antarctica.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the accordion.”
- “Or I’ll take up extreme ironing.”
- “Or I’ll grow a mustache.”
- “Or I’ll wear a cape everywhere.”
- “Or I’ll become a professional thumb wrestler.”
- “Or I’ll train squirrels to do my bidding.”
- “Or I’ll adopt a pet rock.”
- “Or I’ll start a snail farm.”
- “Or I’ll wear pajamas to work.”
- “Or I’ll make a quilt out of old t-shirts.”
- “Or I’ll start a lemonade stand.”
- “Or I’ll learn to breakdance.”
- “Or I’ll become a stand-up comedian.”
- “Or I’ll write a novel in a day.”
- “Or I’ll join a circus.”
- “Or I’ll start a band called ‘The Or Whats.'”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the bagpipes.”
- “Or I’ll eat ice cream for breakfast.”
- “Or I’ll dance like no one’s watching.”
- “Or I’ll learn to speak Klingon.”
- “Or I’ll juggle rubber chickens.”
- “Or I’ll build a robot sidekick.”
- “Or I’ll train for a hot dog eating contest.”
- “Or I’ll become a ninja.”
- “Or I’ll host a game show.”
- “Or I’ll write a song about it.”
- “Or I’ll perform a magic trick.”
- “Or I’ll create a new holiday.”
- “Or I’ll dress up as a superhero.”
- “Or I’ll paint a masterpiece.”
- “Or I’ll start a podcast.”
- “Or I’ll learn to surf.”
- “Or I’ll bake a cake shaped like a dinosaur.”
- “Or I’ll teach my dog to dance.”
- “Or I’ll become a professional napper.”
- “Or I’ll run away and join the Muppets.”
- “Or I’ll climb a tree and stay there.”
- “Or I’ll write a letter to Santa.”
- “Or I’ll start a book club.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play chess.”
- “Or I’ll become a human statue.”
- “Or I’ll solve a Rubik’s Cube.”
- “Or I’ll take up knitting.”
- “Or I’ll join a medieval reenactment group.”
- “Or I’ll become a beekeeper.”
- “Or I’ll start my own country.”
- “Or I’ll learn to juggle chainsaws.”
- “Or I’ll build a giant sandcastle.”
- “Or I’ll wear a different hat every day.”
- “Or I’ll invent a new dance move.”
- “Or I’ll become a fortune teller.”
- “Or I’ll make a time capsule.”
- “Or I’ll start a graffiti art project.”
- “Or I’ll make a documentary.”
- “Or I’ll become a birdwatcher.”
- “Or I’ll train for a triathlon.”
- “Or I’ll create a new language.”
- “Or I’ll start a treasure hunt.”
- “Or I’ll write a haiku.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the ukulele.”
- “Or I’ll bake a pie from scratch.”
- “Or I’ll host a talent show.”
- “Or I’ll teach a class.”
- “Or I’ll become a wine connoisseur.”
- “Or I’ll go on a road trip.”
- “Or I’ll build a treehouse.”
- “Or I’ll start a fashion line.”
- “Or I’ll learn to skateboard.”
- “Or I’ll paint my house a crazy color.”
- “Or I’ll write a screenplay.”
- “Or I’ll become a yoga instructor.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play poker.”
- “Or I’ll make a giant snowman.”
- “Or I’ll train to be a samurai.”
- “Or I’ll start a prank war.”
- “Or I’ll become a dog whisperer.”
- “Or I’ll make homemade candles.”
- “Or I’ll start a garden.”
- “Or I’ll become a chocolatier.”
- “Or I’ll build a model rocket.”
- “Or I’ll join a chess club.”
- “Or I’ll take a pottery class.”
- “Or I’ll make a scrapbook.”
- “Or I’ll learn origami.”
- “Or I’ll take up photography.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the trumpet.”
- “Or I’ll start a YouTube channel.”
- “Or I’ll become a cheese taster.”
- “Or I’ll write a comic book.”
- “Or I’ll start a jazz band.”
- “Or I’ll take up fencing.”
- “Or I’ll become a movie critic.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the harmonica.”
- “Or I’ll create a board game.”
- “Or I’ll start a bakery.”
- “Or I’ll learn to do magic tricks.”
- “Or I’ll become a stunt double.”
- “Or I’ll build a miniature city.”
- “Or I’ll start a garden gnome collection.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the violin.”
- “Or I’ll become a puppet master.”
- “Or I’ll create a new sport.”
- “Or I’ll make my own soap.”
- “Or I’ll become a rock climber.”
- “Or I’ll start a radio show.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the cello.”
- “Or I’ll build a Lego masterpiece.”
- “Or I’ll become a park ranger.”
- “Or I’ll make a clay sculpture.”
- “Or I’ll start a food blog.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the saxophone.”
- “Or I’ll create a new recipe.”
- “Or I’ll become a zookeeper.”
- “Or I’ll start a knitting club.”
- “Or I’ll take up scuba diving.”
- “Or I’ll make a quilt.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the drums.”
- “Or I’ll create a short film.”
- “Or I’ll become a tea connoisseur.”
- “Or I’ll start a flower shop.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the flute.”
- “Or I’ll make a birdhouse.”
- “Or I’ll become a barista.”
- “Or I’ll start a comic strip.”
- “Or I’ll learn to ice skate.”
- “Or I’ll build a go-kart.”
- “Or I’ll become a meteorologist.”
- “Or I’ll start a woodworking project.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the piano.”
- “Or I’ll become a sommelier.”
- “Or I’ll start a hiking club.”
- “Or I’ll make a gingerbread house.”
- “Or I’ll learn to sew.”
- “Or I’ll become a personal trainer.”
- “Or I’ll start a podcast.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the clarinet.”
- “Or I’ll become a life coach.”
- “Or I’ll start a travel blog.”
- “Or I’ll make a time machine.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the harp.”
- “Or I’ll become a meditation guru.”
- “Or I’ll start a family tree.”
- “Or I’ll build a robot.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the oboe.”
- “Or I’ll become a nutritionist.”
- “Or I’ll start a bookbinding project.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the marimba.”
- “Or I’ll become a pet therapist.”
- “Or I’ll start a quilt making group.”
- “Or I’ll make a diorama.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the dulcimer.”
- “Or I’ll become a wildlife photographer.”
- “Or I’ll start a birdhouse building club.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the didgeridoo.”
- “Or I’ll become a historical reenactor.”
- “Or I’ll start a bonsai tree garden.”
- “Or I’ll make a marionette.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the zither.”
- “Or I’ll become a gemologist.”
- “Or I’ll start a botanical garden.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the hurdy-gurdy.”
- “Or I’ll become a bike mechanic.”
- “Or I’ll start a dream journal.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the sitar.”
- “Or I’ll become a classic car restorer.”
- “Or I’ll start a coin collection.”
- “Or I’ll learn to play the kalimba.”
- “Or I’ll become a personal stylist.”