funny responses to send me a pic

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1. “Sure, but do you have a permit for that much awesomeness?”
2. “Hold on, let me find my good side.”
3. “Only if you promise not to screenshot it!”
4. “Are you sure you can handle this level of fabulous?”
5. “Alright, but brace yourself for my selfie game.”
6. “Sure, but I charge a selfie tax.”
7. “Do you want a masterpiece or a candid ‘just woke up’ look?”
8. “Is there a filter for ‘just rolled out of bed’?”
9. “Let me put on my Snapchat filter first.”
10. “Sending you a pic… in 3… 2… oh wait, I blinked!”
11. “Hold on, let me find my photographer.”
12. “Sending you a pic of my dinner… oh, you meant of me?”
13. “Should I include my pet in the photo?”
14. “I’d send you a selfie, but my dog stole my phone.”
15. “Is there a prize for the best selfie?”
16. “I hope you brought sunglasses; my selfie game is bright.”
17. “Let me just Photoshop myself real quick.”
18. “Sure, but it might break your screen.”
19. “Prepare to be amazed by my ‘duck face’ technique.”
20. “Are you ready for the glamour shot of the century?”
21. “Sending you a pic of my lunch… oh, you meant my face?”
22. “Just took a selfie; now accepting compliments.”
23. “I’m warning you; my selfie game is on point today.”
24. “Are you sure you want to see the chaos that is my morning face?”
25. “Let me find the perfect lighting… and angle… and filter.”
26. “Do you have a magnifying glass? It’s a tiny selfie.”
27. “Wait, let me add a dramatic pose.”
28. “Hope you’re sitting down; this selfie might knock you off your feet.”
29. “Sure, but can I borrow your sunglasses first?”
30. “Hold on, let me tame this bedhead.”
31. “I’ll send you a pic, but only if you promise to be amazed.”
32. “Are you prepared for a masterpiece or a disaster?”
33. “Hold up, let me hide the mess in the background.”
34. “I’ll send you a pic if you send me a meme first.”
35. “Sure, but can you handle my ‘just rolled out of bed’ look?”
36. “I need to consult my selfie stick first.”
37. “Hold on, let me find the right filter to cover up the sleep deprivation.”
38. “I’ll send you a pic, but only if you promise not to zoom in.”
39. “Sure, but I warn you; my selfie game is strong today.”
40. “Let me channel my inner supermodel for this selfie.”
41. “Okay, but only if you’re prepared for the perfection.”
42. “Sending you a pic, but please lower your expectations.”
43. “Hold on, let me find the best lighting in the house.”
44. “I’ll send you a pic, but only if you promise to frame it.”
45. “Are you ready for this level of fabulousness?”
46. “Hold on, let me put on my ‘camera-ready’ face.”
47. “Sure, but I hope you have a big screen to capture all this beauty.”
48. “I’m warning you; this selfie might break the internet.”
49. “Okay, but only if you promise not to judge my outfit.”
50. “Sending you a pic… but first, coffee.”
51. “Hold on, let me find the perfect Instagram filter.”
52. “Sure, but do you have a backup phone in case yours can’t handle it?”
53. “Let me just Photoshop out the imperfections real quick.”
54. “Are you ready for the glamour shot of the century?”
55. “Sending you a pic, but only if you promise not to critique my hair.”
56. “Hold on, let me angle the camera to capture my best side.”
57. “Okay, but I can’t guarantee it won’t blind you with its brilliance.”
58. “Sure, but I hope your phone screen is HD.”
59. “Let me just add a touch of sparkle to this selfie.”
60. “Hold on, let me crop out the chaos in the background.”
61. “Okay, but I’m warning you; I’m having a good hair day.”
62. “Sending you a pic… but only if you promise not to judge my messy room.”
63. “Sure, but can you handle my ‘just rolled out of bed’ chic?”
64. “Let me just adjust the lighting to capture my essence.”
65. “Okay, but prepare yourself for the cuteness overload.”
66. “Sending you a pic, but please ignore the photobombing cat.”
67. “Sure, but I hope your phone can handle the sheer awesomeness.”
68. “Hold on, let me find the right angle to hide the double chin.”
69. “Okay, but only if you promise not to zoom in on my flaws.”
70. “Sending you a pic, but first, let me find my good side.”
71. “Sure, but I hope your phone screen is wide enough to handle this smile.”
72. “Hold on, let me put on my ‘ready for the paparazzi’ face.”
73. “Okay, but can you handle my selfie game?”
74. “Sending you a pic, but only if you promise not to critique my outfit.”
75. “Sure, but do you have a backup phone in case yours can’t handle the fabulousness?”
76. “Let me just add a touch of filter magic.”
77. “Okay, but first, let me perfect my pose.”
78. “Sending you a pic, but only if you promise to appreciate the effort.”
79. “Sure, but I hope your phone is ready for this level of selfie.”
80. “Hold on, let me channel my inner Instagram model.”
81. “Okay, but I hope you have a big screen to capture all this fabulousness.”
82. “Sending you a pic, but please overlook the background chaos.”
83. “Sure, but do you have a selfie stick for maximum efficiency?”
84. “Let me just adjust the lighting to capture my best angle.”
85. “Okay, but be prepared for a masterpiece.”
86. “Sending you a pic, but first, let me fix my hair.”
87. “Sure, but I hope your phone screen is ready for this level of cute.”
88. “Hold on, let me find the perfect lighting.”
89. “Okay, but only if you promise not to judge my sleepy eyes.”
90. “Sending you a pic, but please excuse the lack of makeup.”
91. “Sure, but do you have a magnifying glass for this tiny selfie?”
92. “Let me just adjust the settings for maximum selfie impact.”
93. “Okay, but only if you promise not to screenshot it for memes.”
94. “Sending you a pic, but first, let me strike a pose.”
95. “Sure, but can you handle my ‘just woke up’ vibe?”
96. “Hold on, let me find my photographer.”
97. “Okay, but I hope your phone can capture my smile in all its glory.”
98. “Sending you a pic, but please ignore the random photobomb.”
99. “Sure, but do you have a wide-angle lens for my ego?”
100. “Let me just find the perfect background for this masterpiece.”
101. “Okay, but be prepared for my best selfie yet.”
102. “Sending you a pic, but only if you promise not to zoom in too much.”
103. “Sure, but I hope your phone is ready for this level of selfie.”
104. “Hold on, let me find the best lighting in the house.”
105. “Okay, but can you handle my ‘just rolled out of bed’ look?”
106. “Sending you a pic, but please overlook the messy background.”
107. “Sure, but do you have a wide-angle lens for my fabulousness?”
108. “Let me just add a touch of filter magic.”
109. “Okay, but first, let me find my good side.”
110. “Sending you a pic, but please excuse the lack of makeup.”
111. “Sure, but can you handle this level of fabulous?”
112. “Hold on, let me find my photographer.”
113. “Okay, but I hope your phone screen is ready for this smile.”
114. “Sending you a pic, but first, let me fix my hair.”
115. “Sure, but do you have a magnifying glass for this tiny selfie?”
116. “Let me just adjust the settings for maximum selfie impact.”
117. “Okay, but only if you promise not to screenshot it for memes.”
118. “Sending you a pic, but please ignore the random photobomb.”
119. “Sure, but I hope your phone can capture my smile in all its glory.”
120. “Hold on, let me find my photographer.”
121. “Okay, but be prepared for my best selfie yet.”
122. “Sending you a pic, but only if you promise not to zoom in too much.”
123. “Sure, but I hope your phone is ready for this level of selfie.”
124. “Hold on, let me find the best lighting in the house.”
125. “Okay, but can you handle my ‘just rolled out of bed’ look?”
126. “Sending you a pic, but please overlook the messy background.