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  1. “Well, the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!”
  2. “I’d rather be the night owl that gets the pizza delivery after midnight.”
  3. “The early bird may get the worm, but the latecomer gets the bacon.”
  4. “I’m more of a ‘wake up whenever the smell of coffee hits me’ kind of person.”
  5. “Forget the worm, I’ll take the extra hours of sleep any day!”
  6. “The early bird may get the worm, but the snooze button gets me happiness.”
  7. “I’m not a bird, I don’t need worms. I’ll take pancakes instead.”
  8. “Why settle for worms when you can have brunch?”
  9. “Who wants a worm anyway? I’ll take an extra hour of beauty sleep.”
  10. “I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m more of a permanently exhausted pigeon.”
  11. “I’m still waiting for the day when the late risers get the chocolate.”
  12. “I’d rather be the sleepy cat that gets the dream mice.”
  13. “I’ll take a worm-free morning over waking up early any day.”
  14. “The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese and the nap.”
  15. “Why bother with worms when you can have a breakfast burrito?”
  16. “I’m not a morning person, but I do enjoy a good brunch.”
  17. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll stick with my avocado toast.”
  18. “I’ll let the early bird handle the worms while I hit the snooze button.”
  19. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  20. “I’ll pass on the worm and wait for the brunch invitation.”
  21. “I’ll take my chances with brunch over worms any day.”
  22. “I’d rather be fashionably late and well-fed than early and hungry for worms.”
  23. “Worms? No, thank you. I’ll take my chances with the coffee line.”
  24. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m definitely a breakfast enthusiast.”
  25. “Forget about worms, I’ll take a breakfast sandwich any day!”
  26. “I’ll let the early birds deal with the worms while I enjoy my beauty sleep.”
  27. “I’ll take pancakes over worms any day of the week.”
  28. “The early bird can have the worm; I’ll be over here brewing my coffee.”
  29. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm while I indulge in my breakfast parfait.”
  30. “Who needs worms when you can have bacon and eggs?”
  31. “I’ll pass on the worm buffet, thanks. I prefer a leisurely breakfast.”
  32. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a mimosa instead.”
  33. “I’ll let the early bird handle the worms while I catch up on my beauty sleep.”
  34. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast feast?”
  35. “I’ll take pancakes over worms any day of the week.”
  36. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast burrito any day.”
  37. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch person myself.”
  38. “Who needs worms when you can have waffles?”
  39. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a bagel with cream cheese.”
  40. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning latte.”
  41. “The early bird can have the worm; I’ll be over here enjoying my avocado toast.”
  42. “I’ll take breakfast in bed over worms any day of the week.”
  43. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  44. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my extra hour of sleep.”
  45. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a croissant instead.”
  46. “I’ll take French toast over worms any day of the week.”
  47. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast sandwich any day.”
  48. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch person myself.”
  49. “Who needs worms when you can have pancakes?”
  50. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take an omelette instead.”
  51. “I’ll take breakfast tacos over worms any day of the week.”
  52. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast smoothie any day.”
  53. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning pastry.”
  54. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  55. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch person myself.”
  56. “Who needs worms when you can have avocado toast?”
  57. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast burrito instead.”
  58. “I’ll take Belgian waffles over worms any day of the week.”
  59. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast croissant any day.”
  60. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  61. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast scramble?”
  62. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a stack of pancakes instead.”
  63. “I’ll take eggs Benedict over worms any day of the week.”
  64. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast muffin any day.”
  65. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning parfait.”
  66. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  67. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  68. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  69. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast bagel instead.”
  70. “I’ll take a breakfast burrito over worms any day of the week.”
  71. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast pastry any day.”
  72. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch connoisseur.”
  73. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast parfait?”
  74. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast wrap instead.”
  75. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  76. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast quiche any day.”
  77. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning fruit bowl.”
  78. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  79. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  80. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast skillet?”
  81. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast biscuit instead.”
  82. “I’ll take a breakfast sandwich over worms any day of the week.”
  83. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast pastry any day.”
  84. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  85. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast burrito?”
  86. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast hash instead.”
  87. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  88. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  89. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning smoothie.”
  90. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  91. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  92. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  93. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast quesadilla instead.”
  94. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  95. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  96. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  97. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast skillet?”
  98. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast flatbread instead.”
  99. “I’ll take a breakfast sandwich over worms any day of the week.”
  100. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast parfait any day.”
  101. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  102. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast burrito?”
  103. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast tart instead.”
  104. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  105. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast crepe any day.”
  106. “I’ll let the early bird deal with the worms while I enjoy my morning pancakes.”
  107. “Why settle for worms when you can have a breakfast buffet?”
  108. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  109. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  110. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast muffin instead.”
  111. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  112. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  113. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  114. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast skillet?”
  115. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast calzone instead.”
  116. “I’ll take a breakfast sandwich over worms any day of the week.”
  117. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast croissant any day.”
  118. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  119. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast burrito?”
  120. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast pizza instead.”
  121. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  122. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  123. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  124. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  125. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast empanada instead.”
  126. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  127. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast biscuit any day.”
  128. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  129. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast skillet?”
  130. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast crêpe instead.”
  131. “I’ll take a breakfast sandwich over worms any day of the week.”
  132. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  133. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  134. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast burrito?”
  135. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast pie instead.”
  136. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  137. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast croissant any day.”
  138. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  139. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  140. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast taco instead.”
  141. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  142. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  143. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”
  144. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast skillet?”
  145. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast burrito instead.”
  146. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  147. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast bagel any day.”
  148. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch enthusiast.”
  149. “Who needs worms when you can have a breakfast sandwich?”
  150. “Worms? No thanks, I’ll take a breakfast crêpe instead.”
  151. “I’ll take a breakfast bowl over worms any day of the week.”
  152. “The early bird may get the worm, but I’ll take a breakfast biscuit any day.”
  153. “I’ll let the early bird have the worm; I’m more of a brunch aficionado.”

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