funny responses to what do you know

When someone asks “What do you know?” a funny response can lighten the mood and add a touch of humor to the conversation. Here are 200 funny responses you can use:

1. “I know enough to be dangerous!”
2. “I know the muffin man.”
3. “I know that I know nothing.”
4. “I know the secret to perfect toast.”
5. “I know how to fold a fitted sheet.”
6. “I know more than I should.”
7. “I know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.”
8. “I know where Waldo is.”
9. “I know all the words to ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.”
10. “I know how to avoid answering that question.”
11. “I know what you did last summer.”
12. “I know the best way to eat a cupcake.”
13. “I know how to make a mean grilled cheese.”
14. “I know how to nap like a pro.”
15. “I know how to make you laugh.”
16. “I know where the good snacks are hidden.”
17. “I know how to procrastinate efficiently.”
18. “I know where my towel is.”
19. “I know where to find the best memes.”
20. “I know how to break the ice.”
21. “I know my ABCs backwards.”
22. “I know the best dad jokes.”
23. “I know where to get the best pizza.”
24. “I know how to spell ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’.”
25. “I know how to touch my nose with my tongue.”
26. “I know the WiFi password.”
27. “I know the way to Sesame Street.”
28. “I know how to make a paper airplane.”
29. “I know all the words to ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’.”
30. “I know how to juggle.”
31. “I know how to fold a napkin into a swan.”
32. “I know how to beatbox.”
33. “I know how to make a killer cup of coffee.”
34. “I know where the wild things are.”
35. “I know how to moonwalk.”
36. “I know how to make balloon animals.”
37. “I know how to do the robot.”
38. “I know how to whistle like a pro.”
39. “I know how to draw a perfect circle.”
40. “I know how to solve a Rubik’s cube.”
41. “I know how to find the North Star.”
42. “I know how to speak Klingon.”
43. “I know how to parallel park.”
44. “I know how to play the kazoo.”
45. “I know how to say ‘hello’ in 10 languages.”
46. “I know how to make the best spaghetti.”
47. “I know how to find the best cat videos.”
48. “I know how to do the worm.”
49. “I know how to spell ‘onomatopoeia’.”
50. “I know the lyrics to ‘Baby Shark’.”
51. “I know how to tie a bow tie.”
52. “I know how to play rock-paper-scissors.”
53. “I know how to make a perfect snowball.”
54. “I know how to build a pillow fort.”
55. “I know how to tell a great ghost story.”
56. “I know how to make the best hot chocolate.”
57. “I know how to snap my fingers.”
58. “I know how to wink with both eyes.”
59. “I know how to find the best ice cream spots.”
60. “I know how to balance a spoon on my nose.”
61. “I know how to make a perfect omelette.”
62. “I know how to whistle with my fingers.”
63. “I know how to solve a Sudoku puzzle.”
64. “I know how to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.”
65. “I know how to hula hoop.”
66. “I know how to write in cursive.”
67. “I know how to do a cartwheel.”
68. “I know how to make the best pancakes.”
69. “I know how to make a great playlist.”
70. “I know how to skateboard.”
71. “I know how to do a handstand.”
72. “I know how to do a magic trick.”
73. “I know how to play chess.”
74. “I know how to make a paper crane.”
75. “I know how to say ‘thank you’ in 5 languages.”
76. “I know how to play the harmonica.”
77. “I know how to make a smoothie.”
78. “I know how to tell a joke.”
79. “I know how to knit a scarf.”
80. “I know how to do a backflip.”
81. “I know how to make a campfire.”
82. “I know how to play hopscotch.”
83. “I know how to do a split.”
84. “I know how to make a sandcastle.”
85. “I know how to identify constellations.”
86. “I know how to do calligraphy.”
87. “I know how to make a great salad.”
88. “I know how to find the best happy hour deals.”
89. “I know how to play the ukulele.”
90. “I know how to juggle.”
91. “I know how to do origami.”
92. “I know how to use chopsticks.”
93. “I know how to play darts.”
94. “I know how to say ‘I love you’ in 5 languages.”
95. “I know how to make a snow angel.”
96. “I know how to ride a unicycle.”
97. “I know how to sew a button.”
98. “I know how to play the recorder.”
99. “I know how to make a friendship bracelet.”
100. “I know how to play the tambourine.”
101. “I know how to make a paper boat.”
102. “I know how to play the triangle.”
103. “I know how to bake cookies.”
104. “I know how to say ‘cheers’ in 5 languages.”
105. “I know how to make a paper hat.”
106. “I know how to do shadow puppets.”
107. “I know how to skip a stone.”
108. “I know how to make a great cup of tea.”
109. “I know how to do the Macarena.”
110. “I know how to make a birdhouse.”
111. “I know how to tell a great knock-knock joke.”
112. “I know how to make a snowman.”
113. “I know how to play hide and seek.”
114. “I know how to build a sandcastle.”
115. “I know how to make a paper airplane.”
116. “I know how to do the splits.”
117. “I know how to make a marshmallow tower.”
118. “I know how to play the xylophone.”
119. “I know how to make a paper snowflake.”
120. “I know how to do a somersault.”
121. “I know how to play tic-tac-toe.”
122. “I know how to make a pot of coffee.”
123. “I know how to make a paper chain.”
124. “I know how to make a paper fan.”
125. “I know how to make a pop-up card.”
126. “I know how to make a sock puppet.”
127. “I know how to make a paper frog.”
128. “I know how to make a fortune teller.”
129. “I know how to make a paper crown.”
130. “I know how to make a paper lantern.”
131. “I know how to make a paper doll.”
132. “I know how to make a paper rose.”
133. “I know how to make a paper windmill.”
134. “I know how to make a paper mask.”
135. “I know how to make a paper bookmark.”
136. “I know how to make a paper star.”
137. “I know how to make a paper fish.”
138. “I know how to make a paper butterfly.”
139. “I know how to make a paper heart.”
140. “I know how to make a paper dragon.”
141. “I know how to make a paper dog.”
142. “I know how to make a paper cat.”
143. “I know how to make a paper elephant.”
144. “I know how to make a paper flower.”
145. “I know how to make a paper airplane.”
146. “I know how to make a paper hat.”
147. “I know how to make a paper boat.”
148. “I know how to make a paper crane.”
149. “I know how to make a paper frog.”
150. “I know how to make a paper star.”
151. “I know how to make a paper heart.”
152. “I know how to make a paper dragon.”
153. “I know how to make a paper dog.”
154. “I know how to make a paper cat.”
155. “I know how to make a paper elephant.”
156. “I know how to make a paper flower.”
157. “I know how to make a paper lantern.”
158. “I know how to make a paper mask.”
159. “I know how to make a paper bookmark.”
160. “I know how to make a paper fish.”
161. “I know how to make a paper butterfly.”
162. “I know how to make a paper rose.”
163. “I know how to make a paper windmill.”
164. “I know how to make a paper crown.”
165. “I know how to make a paper doll.”
166. “I know how to make a paper chain.”
167. “I know how to make a paper fan.”
168. “I know how to make a pop-up card.”
169. “I know how to make a sock puppet.”
170. “I know how to make a marshmallow tower.”
171. “I know how to make a paper snowflake.”
172. “I know how to do the splits.”
173. “I know how to build a sandcastle.”
174. “I know how to make a snowman.”
175. “I know how to play hide and seek.”
176. “I know how to tell a great knock-knock joke.”
177. “I know how to make a birdhouse.”
178. “I know how to do the Macarena.”
179. “I know how to make a great cup of tea.”
180. “I know how to skip a stone.”
181. “I know how to do shadow puppets.”
182. “I know how to make a paper hat.”
183. “I know how to say ‘cheers’ in 5 languages.”
184. “I know how to bake cookies.”
185. “I know how to play the triangle.”
186. “I know how to make a paper boat.”
187. “I know how to play the tambourine.”
188. “I know how to make a friendship bracelet.”
189. “I know how to play the recorder.”
190. “I know how to sew a button.”
191. “I know how to ride a unicycle.”
192. “I know how to make a snow angel.”
193. “I know how to play the ukulele.”
194. “I know how to find the best happy hour deals.”
195. “I know how to make a great salad.”
196. “I know how to do calligraphy.”
197. “I know how to identify constellations.”
198. “I know how to make a sandcastle.”
199. “I know how to do a split.”
200. “I know how to play hopscotch.”

These funny responses can add a touch of humor and make the conversation more light-hearted.