funny rsvp responses by text

Certainly! Here are 200 funny RSVP responses by text:

1. “Sorry, I can’t make it. I have a date with my couch and Netflix.”
2. “I’ll be there with bells on! Literally. I’m wearing my jingle bell socks.”
3. “Can’t wait! I’ll bring my dance moves and questionable karaoke skills.”
4. “Count me in! Just make sure the food doesn’t have eyes. I’m easily spooked.”
5. “I’ll be there, but only if there’s a secret handshake involved.”
6. “Wouldn’t miss it for the world! I’ll even wear my fancy socks.”
7. “Sure thing! Can I bring my pet rock as my plus one?”
8. “I’m game! Just warn the DJ that I’ll request the Macarena.”
9. “Absolutely! I’ll be the one in the corner, avoiding small talk with the plants.”
10. “Yay! Can’t wait to see everyone and pretend to be a functioning adult.”
11. “I’m in! Just remind me to wear pants this time.”
12. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll bring my awkward dance moves and terrible jokes.”
13. “I’ll be there! But if there’s a dance-off, I’m claiming victory in advance.”
14. “Count me in! I’ll bring my appetite and questionable dance skills.”
15. “I’m in! But if there’s a piñata, fair warning: I’m bringing my A-game.”
16. “Sure thing! Just make sure there’s plenty of caffeine for my tired soul.”
17. “Wouldn’t miss it! But can we skip the small talk and go straight to dessert?”
18. “Sounds fun! Just let me know if I need to bring my own karaoke mic.”
19. “I’ll be there! But only if there’s a designated nap area.”
20. “Count me in! But fair warning: I’m a magnet for awkward situations.”
21. “I’m in! Just promise there won’t be any embarrassing group activities.”
22. “Absolutely! Can’t wait to embarrass myself on the dance floor.”
23. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the sprinkler.”
24. “I’m game! But only if there’s a dessert bar involved.”
25. “Yay! I’ll be there, bringing my questionable taste in music.”
26. “I’m in! But if there’s a photobooth, prepare for some ridiculous poses.”
27. “Sounds like a plan! Just don’t judge me if I eat all the snacks.”
28. “Count me in! I’ll be the one overdressed for the occasion.”
29. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the robot.”
30. “I’m in! Just don’t expect me to be the life of the party.”
31. “Absolutely! I’ll be the one lurking by the food table.”
32. “Sounds fun! I’ll be there, armed with my terrible jokes.”
33. “Count me in! Just make sure there’s enough wine to go around.”
34. “I’m game! But only if there’s a strict ‘no small talk’ policy.”
35. “Yay! Can’t wait to eat, drink, and embarrass myself on the dance floor.”
36. “I’m in! But only if there’s a designated ‘awkward silence’ corner.”
37. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the worm.”
38. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, channeling my inner party animal.”
39. “Count me in! Just promise there won’t be any team-building exercises.”
40. “I’m in! But only if there’s a dessert buffet involved.”
41. “Absolutely! I’ll be the one strategically avoiding the group photos.”
42. “Sounds like a plan! I’ll be there, bringing my questionable dance moves.”
43. “I’m game! But if there’s a photobooth, prepare for some epic selfies.”
44. “Yay! Can’t wait to make questionable life choices at the open bar.”
45. “I’m in! Just let me know if there’s a dress code so I can ignore it.”
46. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the moonwalk.”
47. “Sounds fun! I’ll be there, armed with my terrible dance moves.”
48. “Count me in! Just make sure there’s plenty of cheese at the buffet.”
49. “I’m game! But only if there’s a ‘no judgment’ policy for embarrassing dance moves.”
50. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, pretending to know how to socialize.”
51. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, trying not to trip over my own feet.”
52. “I’m in! Just make sure there’s plenty of caffeine to keep me going.”
53. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the worm.”
54. “Yay! Can’t wait to mingle awkwardly with strangers.”
55. “I’m in! Just remind me to wear my dancing shoes, or at least shoes that won’t fall off while I’m dancing.”
56. “Sounds like a plan! I’ll be there, ready to make questionable decisions and blame it on the music.”
57. “Count me in! Just make sure there’s a designated spot for me to take a power nap.”
58. “I’m game! But only if there’s a ‘no judgment zone’ for my embarrassing dad moves.”
59. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, bringing my own backup snacks in case the hors d’oeuvres don’t cut it.”
60. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one pulling out the robot moves from the ’80s.”
61. “Yay! Can’t wait to put my party pants on and then immediately regret that decision.”
62. “I’m in! Just promise there won’t be any icebreakers involving trust falls or group hugs.”
63. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, ready to sample every dessert on the menu.”
64. “Count me in! I’ll be the one hiding in the corner with the introverts.”
65. “I’m game! But only if there’s a prize for the best worst dancer.”
66. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, pretending to be a social butterfly while secretly counting down the minutes until I can leave.”
67. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the robot and failing miserably.”
68. “Yay! Can’t wait to mingle with the crowd and pretend I know everyone’s names.”
69. “I’m in! Just remind me to bring my party hat and my emergency exit strategy.”
70. “Sounds like a plan! I’ll be there, ready to make memories that we’ll all laugh about later.”
71. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the sprinkler and hoping nobody notices.”
72. “I’m game! But only if there’s a designated ‘quiet zone’ for introverts like me.”
73. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, trying to avoid the awkward small talk and failing spectacularly.”
74. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the cabbage patch and embarrassing myself.”
75. “Yay! Can’t wait to show off my questionable dance moves and pretend they’re intentional.”
76. “I’m in! Just remind me to bring my dance shoes and my dignity (if I can find it).”
77. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, ready to unleash my inner party animal and then promptly regret it.”
78. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the running man and hoping for the best.”
79. “I’m game! But only if there’s a strict ‘no embarrassing stories’ policy.”
80. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, armed with my best dance moves and my worst jokes.”
81. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the worm and regretting it immediately.”
82. “Yay! Can’t wait to boogie down with the best of them and then pretend like I didn’t embarrass myself.”
83. “I’m in! Just remind me to stretch beforehand so I don’t pull a muscle attempting to dance.”
84. “Sounds like a plan! I’ll be there, ready to bust a move and then pretend like it never happened.”
85. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the floss and hoping for some sympathy claps.”
86. “I’m game! But only if there’s a backup plan in case my dance moves accidentally start a conga line.”
87. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, bringing my A-game and my B-moves to the dance floor.”
88. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the robot and hoping for some robot friends.”
89. “Yay! Can’t wait to shake it like a polaroid picture and then immediately regret that decision.”
90. “I’m in! Just remind me to wear my party pants and my dancing shoes (which are actually just my regular shoes, but don’t tell anyone).”
91. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, ready to bust a move and then pretend like it was intentional.”
92. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the running man and hoping nobody notices.”
93. “I’m game! But only if there’s a designated area for me to awkwardly sway to the music without judgment.”
94. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, bringing my best moves and my worst dance puns.”
95. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the moonwalk and failing spectacularly.”
96. “Yay! Can’t wait to dance like nobody’s watching and then realize everyone is definitely watching.”
97. “I’m in! Just remind me to stretch beforehand so I don’t pull a muscle attempting to bust a move.”
98. “Sounds like a plan! I’ll be there, ready to cut a rug and then immediately regret that decision.”
99. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the worm and wishing I had chosen a different dance move.”
100. “I’m game! But only if there’s a backup plan in case my dance moves accidentally start a mosh pit.”
101. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, bringing my best dance moves and my worst fashion choices.”
102. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the robot and hoping nobody judges my lack of coordination.”
103. “Yay! Can’t wait to boogie down and then spend the next week recovering from the embarrassment.”
104. “I’m in! Just remind me to wear comfortable shoes so I can dance all night long.”
105. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, ready to break it down and then pretend like I didn’t just embarrass myself.”
106. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the sprinkler and hoping for some water.”
107. “I’m game! But only if there’s a designated area for me to show off my signature dance move: the awkward shuffle.”
108. “Absolutely! I’ll be there, bringing my best dance moves and my worst pickup lines.”
109. “Sure thing! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one attempting the robot and hoping for some robot friends.”
110. “Yay! Can’t wait to shake it like a polaroid picture and then immediately regret that decision.”
111. “I’m in! Just remind me to wear my party pants and my dancing shoes (which are actually just my regular shoes, but don’t tell anyone).”
112. “Sounds like a blast! I’ll be there, ready to bust a move and then pretend like it was intentional.”
113. “Count me in! But if there’s a dance-off, I’ll be the one doing the running man and hoping nobody notices.