Certainly! Here are 200 funny things you can write on a dry erase board:
- “Out of office, gone fishing.”
- “Gone to the moon, be back by lunch.”
- “Warning: highly contagious smile zone.”
- “Today’s forecast: 99% chance of coffee.”
- “Caution: board under the influence of caffeine.”
- “On a break, contemplating the mysteries of the universe.”
- “If you can read this, you are close enough to clean.”
- “Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for snacks.”
- “Currently accepting bribes in the form of chocolate.”
- “Please excuse the mess, but I’m busy being awesome.”
- “Office Olympics postponed until further notice.”
- “Gone for a walk to find more snacks.”
- “Warning: entering the zone of maximum productivity.”
- “Dance break in progress. Please join if you dare.”
- “If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs.”
- “Back in 5 minutes, or 5 days. Who’s counting?”
- “Daydreaming about pizza toppings, please leave a message.”
- “Don’t make me use my teacher voice!”
- “Today’s goal: conquer the world (or at least this to-do list).”
- “When life gives you lemons, make coffee.”
- “Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.”
- “Warning: approaching the land of endless puns.”
- “Be the reason someone smiles today. Or just bring them cake.”
- “Please don’t feed the stress monster.”
- “Out to lunch, or possibly on a secret mission. You decide.”
- “In a relationship with coffee. It’s getting serious.”
- “Stop staring at the board and get back to work. Unless you’re writing something funny.”
- “If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.”
- “Office rule #1: There are no rules. Except the ones about snacks.”
- “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the to-do list.”
- “Remember, you miss 100% of the coffee you don’t drink.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “On a coffee break. Back in 5 cups.”
- “If in doubt, add more coffee.”
- “Warning: Genius at work. Or possibly just pretending.”
- “Feeling productive today. Ask me again tomorrow.”
- “This is not a drill. Well, technically it is. But it’s also not.”
- “Today’s menu: coffee, coffee, and more coffee.”
- “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the agenda.”
- “Duct tape fixes everything. Except stupidity.”
- “Don’t worry, I’m silently judging you.”
- “Today’s thought: Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?”
- “I’m not procrastinating. I’m strategically delaying.”
- “Note to self: never skip coffee.”
- “Eating my feelings. They taste like chocolate.”
- “Don’t worry, I’m fully caffeinated and ready to pretend to work.”
- “If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.”
- “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just saving energy for later.”
- “Today’s agenda: coffee, sarcasm, repeat.”
- “Warning: entering the realm of dad jokes.”
- “If you’re happy and you know it, you probably don’t work here.”
- “In case of emergency, break out the chocolate.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “Office policy: Mandatory fun is strictly enforced.”
- “I’m silently correcting your grammar.”
- “Keep calm and carry on. Or panic. Whatever works for you.”
- “Warning: Genius at work. Or possibly just pretending.”
- “Back in my day, we didn’t have dry erase boards. We had to use stone tablets.”
- “Running on coffee and inappropriate thoughts.”
- “I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me.”
- “Today’s to-do list: 1. Drink coffee 2. Avoid responsibilities.”
- “The early bird can have the worm. I’ll take coffee instead.”
- “Reality called. I hung up.”
- “I’m not procrastinating. I’m marinating on ideas.”
- “Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.”
- “Dance like no one is watching. Email like it may one day be read aloud in a deposition.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
- “Today’s mood: selective hearing engaged.”
- “If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.”
- “Do I run? Yes, on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.”
- “Currently out of my mind. Please leave a message.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
- “Warning: I have a black belt in sarcasm.”
- “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
- “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the agenda.”
- “Today’s goal: Keep the tiny humans alive.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
- “Happiness is an unexpected parcel in the mail.”
- “Note to self: coffee first, adulting later.”
- “I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
- “Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”
- “I’m not a control freak. You’re just doing it wrong.”
- “Today’s agenda: coffee, sarcasm, repeat.”
- “Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.”
- “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
- “Warning: I have a black belt in sarcasm.”
- “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
- “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the agenda.”
- “Today’s goal: Keep the tiny humans alive.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.”
- “Happiness is an unexpected parcel in the mail.”
- “Note to self: coffee first, adulting later.”
- “I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.”
- “Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”
- “I’m not a control freak. You’re just doing it wrong.”
- “Today’s agenda: coffee, sarcasm, repeat.”
- “Coffee, because it’s too early for wine.”
- “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.”
- “Warning: I’m not responsible for what I say before my first cup of coffee.”
- “Coffee: because it’s a Monday somewhere.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
- “Note to self: coffee first, adulting later.”
- “Today’s mood: highly caffeinated and slightly sarcastic.”
- “Keep calm and pretend it’s on the to-do list.”
- “Coffee, because angry is not socially acceptable.”
- “If you need me, I’ll be in my blanket fort.”
- “Warning: approaching the zone of maximum productivity.”
- “I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person.”
- “Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
- “This is your brain on coffee. Any questions?”
- “Current status: pretending to work.”
- “I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me.”
- “Current mood: 99% coffee, 1% human.”
- “Coffee: the only way to survive Mondays.”
- “If I ever go missing, just follow the coffee cups.”
- “Coffee is the answer. What was the question again?”
- “Out of coffee, out of order.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “My blood type is coffee-positive.”
- “Life happens. Coffee helps.”
- “Coffee: the original energy drink.”
- “Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee.”
- “If you can read this, bring coffee.”
- “Coffee: because punching people is frowned upon.”
- “This office runs on coffee and sarcasm.”
- “Coffee first, adulting later.”
- “I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship.”
- “Coffee: the nectar of the gods.”
- “Keep calm and drink coffee.”
- “Coffee is my spirit animal.”
- “All you need is love and a cup of coffee.”
- “Coffee: because Monday happens every week.”
- “Coffee: because it’s too early for this.”
- “Coffee: the elixir of life.”
- “Coffee: the official beverage of procrastination.”
- “Coffee: the original magic potion.”
- “Coffee: my favorite coworker.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not in jail.”
- “Coffee: because mornings are hard.”
- “Coffee: fueling dreams since forever.”
- “Coffee: my one true love.”
- “Coffee: the ultimate productivity tool.”
- “Coffee: my anti-morning potion.”
- “Coffee: the real MVP.”
- “Coffee: my reason for waking up.”
- “Coffee: the source of my power.”
- “Coffee: the cure for everything.”
- “Coffee: making mornings bearable since forever.”
- “Coffee: my lifeline.”
- “Coffee: my happy place.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard.”
- “Coffee: the liquid version of hugs.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning person.”
- “Coffee: because Mondays exist.”
- “Coffee: my daily dose of sanity.”
- “Coffee: the best part of waking up.”
- “Coffee: the secret to my superpowers.”
- “Coffee: my constant companion.”
- “Coffee: the glue that holds me together.”
- “Coffee: my soulmate.”
- “Coffee: the only thing I’m committed to.”
- “Coffee: the solution to all my problems.”
- “Coffee: my favorite part of the day.”
- “Coffee: the only thing that gets me.”
- “Coffee: my liquid motivation.”
- “Coffee: my daily ritual.”
- “Coffee: the key to my heart.”
- “Coffee: my love language.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m functioning.”
- “Coffee: my morning hug in a mug.”
- “Coffee: the answer to all questions.”
- “Coffee: my saving grace.”
- “Coffee: my personal hero.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning zombie.”
- “Coffee: my constant craving.”
- “Coffee: the highlight of my day.”
- “Coffee: my daily joy.”
- “Coffee: the driving force of my existence.”
- “Coffee: my liquid sunshine.”
- “Coffee: the best part of every morning.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning person.”
- “Coffee: the elixir of life.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not a morning zombie.”
- “Coffee: the fuel for my dreams.”
- “Coffee: the reason I’m not asleep right now.”
- “Coffee: my daily indulgence.”
- “Coffee: the magic in my mornings.”
- “Coffee: my daily dose of happiness.”
- “Coffee: the reason mornings aren’t so bad.”
- “Coffee: my favorite way to start the day. Feel free to pick any of these funny phrases to write on your dry erase board!