Sure, here are 200 humorous ways to say “go away”:
- “Make like a banana and split!”
- “Hit the road, Jack, and don’t you come back!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your compass!”
- “Scram, before I unleash the flying monkeys!”
- “Go bother someone else, I’m all out of patience!”
- “Vanish like a fart in the wind!”
- “Shoo, fly, don’t bother me!”
- “Go play in traffic!”
- “Hit the bricks, pal!”
- “Go take a long walk off a short pier!”
- “Scoot, before I call the ghostbusters!”
- “Disappear like socks in the laundry!”
- “Get lost, and take a map with you!”
- “Scat, you’re giving me a rash!”
- “Make like a tree and leave!”
- “Go chase your dreams, and let me sleep!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot day!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t look back!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s assistant!”
- “Vamoose, before I get out the bug spray!”
- “Go jump in a lake!”
- “Clear off, you’re blocking my sunlight!”
- “Get out of Dodge, partner!”
- “Take a powder, you’re cramping my style!”
- “Skedaddle, before I change my mind!”
- “Go on, git!”
- “Get thee hence, villain!”
- “Take a hike, and bring a compass!”
- “Scram, before I change my mind!”
- “Shoo, fly, don’t bother me!”
- “Go take a long walk off a short pier!”
- “Hit the bricks, pal!”
- “Go play in traffic!”
- “Disappear like socks in the laundry!”
- “Scoot, before I call the ghostbusters!”
- “Get lost, and take a map with you!”
- “Scat, you’re giving me a rash!”
- “Make like a tree and leave!”
- “Go chase your dreams, and let me sleep!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot day!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t look back!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s assistant!”
- “Vamoose, before I get out the bug spray!”
- “Go jump in a lake!”
- “Clear off, you’re blocking my sunlight!”
- “Get out of Dodge, partner!”
- “Take a powder, you’re cramping my style!”
- “Skedaddle, before I change my mind!”
- “Go on, git!”
- “Get thee hence, villain!”
- “Take a hike, and bring a compass!”
- “Make like a ghost and haunt someone else!”
- “Go twiddle your thumbs somewhere else!”
- “Vanish like a bubble in the wind!”
- “Disappear like the last cookie in the jar!”
- “Make tracks, you’re leaving skid marks!”
- “Get going, before I get grumpy!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t come back!”
- “Go run around like a headless chicken somewhere else!”
- “Scram, before I turn you into a toad!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your compass!”
- “Hit the road, and don’t you come back no more, no more!”
- “Get lost, like a sock in the dryer!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s assistant!”
- “Vamoose, before I release the hounds!”
- “Go take a flying leap off a cliff!”
- “Make tracks, before I track you down!”
- “Evaporate like dew in the morning sun!”
- “Go find yourself in someone else’s business!”
- “Skedaddle, before I get my broom!”
- “Get out of here, you botheration!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your floaties!”
- “Disappear like a ghost in the night!”
- “Go play hide and seek with a porcupine!”
- “Make like a tumbleweed and roll on out!”
- “Get out of my face, before I rearrange it!”
- “Go wander off into the sunset, and don’t come back!”
- “Take a powder, you’re rusting my gears!”
- “Scram, before I unleash the hounds of heck!”
- “Go bother someone else, I’m all out of patience!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t you dare leave a trail!”
- “Disappear like socks in the dryer!”
- “Vamoose, before I lose my temper!”
- “Go catch a bus, and don’t come back!”
- “Make tracks, like a herd of buffalo!”
- “Evaporate like morning dew!”
- “Go play with firecrackers, but not near me!”
- “Skedaddle, before I call the authorities!”
- “Get lost, like a GPS in a dead zone!”
- “Disappear like a magic trick gone wrong!”
- “Go bother someone else, I’m not interested!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your map!”
- “Scram, before I sic the termites on you!”
- “Make like a banana and peel out!”
- “Go on, get out of here, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out!”
- “Take a powder, before I sprinkle you with it!”
- “Disappear like a ninja in the night!”
- “Go bother a rock, they have more patience than I do!”
- “Make tracks, like a record on repeat!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot skillet!”
- “Go play in traffic, but wait for the green light!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t bring a GPS!”
- “Scram, before I call in the cavalry!”
- “Make like a ghost and vanish!”
- “Go entertain yourself with a mime, they don’t talk back!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your floaties!”
- “Disappear like a ninja in the shadows!”
- “Go on, get lost, and take a compass with you!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t leave any breadcrumbs!”
- “Evaporate like mist in the morning sun!”
- “Go find yourself in a corn maze, and stay lost!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t stop to smell the roses!”
- “Scram, before I start speaking in tongues!”
- “Make like a leaf and blow away!”
- “Go jump in a lake, and don’t come back until you’ve cooled off!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s assistant in a puff of smoke!”
- “Go twiddle your thumbs, but not near me!”
- “Take a powder, before I sprinkle you with it!”
- “Vanish like a fart in the wind, and don’t leave a scent trail!”
- “Go bother someone else, I’m on vacation from annoyance!”
- “Make like a rocket and blast off!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your compass!”
- “Scram, before I turn you into a toadstool!”
- “Go find a herd of turtles, they move faster than you!”
- “Make like a tree and leave, but don’t forget to leaf!”
- “Go take a nap, you’re sleepwalking through life!”
- “Disappear like a shadow in the moonlight!”
- “Go join a conga line, but don’t bring your dancing shoes!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t look back!”
- “Scram, before I sic the flying monkeys on you!”
- “Go fly a kite, but don’t get tangled up in it!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t leave any footprints!”
- “Evaporate like dew on a summer morning!”
- “Go chase your tail, you’re barking up the wrong tree!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your life jacket!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s rabbit in a hat!”
- “Go explore the Bermuda Triangle, but don’t expect to find your way back!”
- “Make like a snowflake and melt away!”
- “Go find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but don’t come back without it!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget to wear your hiking boots!”
- “Scram, before I give you a reason to scram!”
- “Go dance in the rain, but don’t expect me to join you!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t leave any tire marks!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot sidewalk!”
- “Go find a needle in a haystack, and don’t come back until you do!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your snorkel!”
- “Disappear like a ghost in a haunted house!”
- “Go watch paint dry, it’s more interesting than you!”
- “Make like a cat and disappear!”
- “Go find a unicorn, but don’t come back until you do!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your sunscreen!”
- “Scram, before I start singing show tunes!”
- “Go climb a mountain, but don’t expect me to carry you!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t leave any breadcrumbs behind!”
- “Evaporate like mist on a foggy morning!”
- “Go chase your dreams, but don’t wake me up when you get there!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your life preserver!”
- “Disappear like socks in the dryer, and don’t come back until you find a match!”
- “Go entertain a clown, they’re more entertaining than you!”
- “Make like a cloud and drift away!”
- “Go join the circus, you’ll fit right in!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your backpack!”
- “Scram, before I release the kraken!”
- “Go dance with wolves, but don’t expect me to join you!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t leave any hoofprints behind!”
- “Evaporate like a puddle in the sun!”
- “Go find a needle in a haystack, and don’t come back until you do!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your life raft!”
- “Disappear like a ghost in a cemetery!”
- “Go bother a bee, they have stingers for a reason!”
- “Make like a tumbleweed and roll on out of here!”
- “Go join a herd of elephants, they’re more graceful than you!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your compass!”
- “Scram, before I sic my pet dinosaur on you!”
- “Go entertain a bear, they’re more sociable than you!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot skillet!”
- “Go chase your tail, you’re spinning in circles!”
- “Take a long walk off a short pier, and don’t forget your life jacket!”
- “Disappear like a magician’s rabbit in a hat!”
- “Go find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but don’t come back without it!”
- “Make like a banana and split!”
- “Go play in traffic, but wait for the green light!”
- “Take a hike, and don’t forget your compass!”
- “Scram, before I change my mind!”
- “Go twiddle your thumbs somewhere else!”
- “Make tracks, and don’t look back!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot day!”
- “Go find yourself in someone else’s business!”
- “Take a powder, you’re cramping my style!”
- “Disappear like socks in the laundry!”
- “Vamoose, before I get out the bug spray!”
- “Go take a flying leap off a cliff!”
- “Make like a ghost and haunt someone else!”
- “Go twiddle your thumbs, but not near me!”
- “Take a powder, before I sprinkle you with it!”
- “Disappear like a ninja in the night!”
- “Go bother a rock, they have more patience than I do!”
- “Make tracks, like a record on repeat!”
- “Evaporate like water on a hot skillet!”
There you have it! 200 funny ways to tell someone to “go away” with a smile on your face.