funny ways to say rise and shine

Sure, here are 200 funny ways to say “rise and shine”:

1. “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”
2. “Time to slap the snooze button and roll over.”
3. “Rise and whine, it’s morning time!”
4. “Wake up and smell the coffee, or at least try to.”
5. “It’s time to embrace the day and all its challenges… or not.”
6. “Good morning, sunshine! Now go back to bed.”
7. “Rise and shine, it’s time to make the world wonder what you’re up to.”
8. “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
9. “Time to trade dreams for memes.”
10. “Good morning, let’s make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.”
11. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm.”
12. “Rise and shine, it’s time to adult… reluctantly.”
13. “Time to trade those dreamy thoughts for caffeinated reality.”
14. “Wakey wakey, rise and don’t whine about it.”
15. “Good morning! Time to grab life by the alarm clock.”
16. “Wake up and smell the… wait, is that bacon?”
17. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least grab a cup of coffee.”
18. “Wake up and smell the possibility. And coffee, definitely coffee.”
19. “Time to get up and at ’em, or at least get up.”
20. “Rise and shine, it’s a brand new day to make questionable life choices.”
21. “Wake up and face the day, or at least try to keep your eyes open.”
22. “Good morning, time to rise and make it look like you know what you’re doing.”
23. “Wake up and make the world wonder why you’re so awesome.”
24. “Rise and shine, it’s time to conquer the world… or at least hit snooze one more time.”
25. “Good morning! Time to rise and pretend you know what you’re doing.”
26. “Wake up and make the world a weirder place.”
27. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to be fabulously weird.”
28. “Time to wake up and embrace the chaos.”
29. “Good morning, time to rise and sparkle… or at least try not to trip over your own feet.”
30. “Rise and shine, it’s time to make your own sunshine.”
31. “Wake up and embrace the glorious mess that you are.”
32. “Good morning, time to rise and make your dreams… or at least some coffee.”
33. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or hit snooze again.”
34. “Wake up and smell the dream… or the coffee, whichever comes first.”
35. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise.”
36. “Rise and shine, it’s time to tackle the day… or at least attempt to get out of bed.”
37. “Wake up and smell the optimism… or the coffee, whichever is stronger.”
38. “Good morning, time to rise and make today your masterpiece.”
39. “Rise and shine, it’s time to greet the day with a questionable level of enthusiasm.”
40. “Wake up and smell the ambition… or the pancakes, whichever motivates you more.”
41. “Good morning! Time to rise and make the world wonder what’s wrong with you.”
42. “Rise and shine, it’s time to embrace the chaos of another day.”
43. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or at least the coffee brewing.”
44. “Good morning, time to rise and shine, or at least rise and stumble to the coffee maker.”
45. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make memories… or at least mistakes.”
46. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the leftover pizza, whichever is closer.”
47. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your glasses.”
48. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize the remote control.”
49. “Wake up and smell the inspiration… or the bacon cooking, whichever comes first.”
50. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least try not to spill your coffee.”
51. “Rise and shine, it’s time to embrace the madness.”
52. “Wake up and smell the opportunity… or the pancakes, whichever is more motivating.”
53. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your pants.”
54. “Rise and shine, it’s time to conquer the world… or at least conquer your alarm clock.”
55. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is closer.”
56. “Good morning, time to rise and make today ridiculously amazing.”
57. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be awesome… or at least try not to be a total disaster.”
58. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
59. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
60. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
61. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
62. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
63. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
64. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
65. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
66. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
67. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
68. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
69. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
70. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
71. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
72. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
73. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
74. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
75. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
76. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
77. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
78. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
79. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
80. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
81. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
82. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
83. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
84. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
85. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
86. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
87. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
88. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
89. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
90. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
91. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
92. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
93. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
94. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
95. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
96. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
97. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
98. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
99. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
100. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
101. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
102. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
103. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
104. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
105. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
106. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
107. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
108. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
109. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
110. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
111. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
112. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
113. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
114. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
115. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
116. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
117. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
118. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
119. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
120. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
121. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
122. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
123. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
124. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
125. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
126. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
127. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
128. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
129. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
130. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
131. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
132. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
133. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
134. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
135. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
136. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
137. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
138. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
139. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”
140. “Rise and shine, it’s a new day to make the world a weirder place.”
141. “Wake up and smell the possibility… or the bacon cooking, whichever is more motivating.”
142. “Good morning, time to rise and make the day your own… or at least find your keys.”
143. “Rise and shine, it’s time to seize the day… or at least seize another cup of coffee.”
144. “Wake up and smell the adventure… or the freshly baked cookies, whichever is closer.”
145. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and remember where you left your shoes.”
146. “Rise and shine, it’s time to be amazing… or at least mildly functional.”
147. “Wake up and smell the sarcasm… or the freshly brewed coffee, whichever is stronger.”
148. “Good morning! Time to rise and shine, or at least rise and find your phone.”