Sure, here are some humorous ways to say something is lost:
- “It’s as lost as a sock in a dryer.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a washing machine.”
- “It’s as lost as Atlantis.”
- “It’s gone missing like a TV remote in a couch.”
- “It’s vanished into thin air like socks in a laundry load.”
- “It’s as lost as a contact lens on the beach.”
- “It’s MIA, like the last slice of pizza at a party.”
- “It’s playing hide and seek like a ninja in the shadows.”
- “It’s gone AWOL like a soldier on vacation.”
- “It’s as lost as a needle in a haystack.”
- “It’s disappeared faster than socks in a teenager’s bedroom.”
- “It’s gone walkabout like a kangaroo in the outback.”
- “It’s as lost as a tourist without a map.”
- “It’s vanished into oblivion like socks in the Bermuda Triangle.”
- “It’s lost in the Bermuda Triangle of my room.”
- “It’s gone the way of the dodo.”
- “It’s as lost as a contact lens in a ball pit.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock-eating monster’s stomach.”
- “It’s gone rogue, like a cat with a GPS tracker.”
- “It’s disappeared faster than cookies at a bake sale.”
- “It’s playing hide and seek, but I think it’s winning.”
- “It’s as lost as a ghost in broad daylight.”
- “It’s disappeared like a magician’s assistant.”
- “It’s gone into stealth mode like a stealth bomber.”
- “It’s as lost as a snowball in summer.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock puppet convention.”
- “It’s gone into witness protection.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock drawer.”
- “It’s lost in the Bermuda shorts of my wardrobe.”
- “It’s gone on a solo adventure like a backpacker in the wilderness.”
- “It’s vanished like a magician’s rabbit.”
- “It’s lost in translation, literally.”
- “It’s gone into hiding like a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks on laundry day.”
- “It’s lost in the labyrinth of my mind.”
- “It’s gone undercover like a spy on a mission.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock puppet show.”
- “It’s as lost as a Wi-Fi signal in the wilderness.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock subscription box.”
- “It’s lost in the Bermuda shorts of my suitcase.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a magic trick.”
- “It’s gone incognito like a secret agent.”
- “It’s as lost as a tourist without a selfie stick.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock factory.”
- “It’s gone on a solo journey like a solo cup at a party.”
- “It’s lost in the Bermuda triangle of my car.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock puppet theater.”
- “It’s gone into hiding like a hermit crab.”
- “It’s as lost as a penguin in the desert.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a spin cycle.”
- “It’s disappeared faster than a snowflake in Texas.”
- “It’s as lost as a needle in a haystack made of needles.”
- “It’s gone AWOL like a student during finals week.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock puppet flash mob.”
- “It’s MIA like a sock in the land of mismatched pairs.”
- “It’s as lost as a GPS signal in a tunnel.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a magic trick performed by a cat.”
- “It’s gone rogue like a squirrel in a grocery store.”
- “It’s vanished into the abyss like socks in the dryer’s black hole.”
- “It’s as lost as a snowball in a blizzard.”
- “It’s gone off the grid like a hipster’s Instagram account.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a dance-off between washing machines.”
- “It’s as lost as a contact lens at a 3D movie.”
- “It’s gone undercover like a ninja in a ninja convention.”
- “It’s vanished like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘The Great Escape’.”
- “It’s as lost as a sock in a tumbleweed.”
- “It’s gone incognito like a spy at a masquerade ball.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘Now You See Me’.”
- “It’s as lost as a sock in a black hole.”
- “It’s gone walkabout like a kangaroo on vacation.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘Mission Impossible’.”
- “It’s as lost as a polar bear in the Sahara.”
- “It’s gone undercover like a chameleon at a paint store.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘The Shawshank Redemption’.”
- “It’s as lost as a sock in a haystack.”
- “It’s gone incognito like a ghost at a costume party.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘The Fugitive’.”
- “It’s as lost as a penguin in the desert.”
- “It’s gone undercover like a ninja in a pillow fort.”
- “It’s disappeared like socks in a sock puppet rendition of ‘Indiana Jones’.”
Feel free to mix and match or add your own twist to these humorous expressions!