- What on earth did I just witness?
- What in tarnation is going on here?
- What in the name of all that is good and holy?
- What in the wide, wide world of sports?
- What in Sam Hill is happening?
- What in the blue blazes is this?
- What in the heck?
- What the heckerooni?
- What in the flying spaghetti monster?
- What the heck-a-doodle-doo?
- What in the name of sweet Aunt Petunia?
- What in the world and all its inhabitants?
- What in the name of the seven seas?
- What in the name of all that’s furry and adorable?
- What in the name of cheese and crackers?
- What in the name of sanity?
- What in the name of crispy bacon?
- What in the name of all things fluffy?
- What in the name of Captain Crunch?
- What in the name of rubber chickens?
- What in the name of fuzzy slippers?
- What in the name of pickled onions?
- What in the name of disco dancing llamas?
- What in the name of peanut butter and jelly?
- What in the name of fish tacos?
- What in the name of root beer floats?
- What in the name of jiggly gelatin?
- What in the name of salsa dancing flamingos?
- What in the name of sparkly unicorns?
- What in the name of squishy marshmallows?
- What in the name of giggling hyenas?
- What in the name of belly-flopping penguins?
- What in the name of wibbly-wobbly jellyfish?
- What in the name of somersaulting elephants?
- What in the name of moonwalking sloths?
- What in the name of breakdancing chickens?
- What in the name of yodeling koalas?
- What in the name of disco-dancing chickens?
- What in the name of groovy hedgehogs?
- What in the name of tap-dancing flamingos?
- What in the name of sassy llamas?
- What in the name of twerking turtles?
- What in the name of head-banging pandas?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie bears?
- What in the name of hopping kangaroos?
- What in the name of jiving jellyfish?
- What in the name of funky monkeys?
- What in the name of jazzy jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking rhinos?
- What in the name of bopping bunnies?
- What in the name of disco-diving dolphins?
- What in the name of swinging squirrels?
- What in the name of grooving gorillas?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
- What in the name of skipping skunks?
- What in the name of jamming jackrabbits?
- What in the name of twirling turtles?
- What in the name of raving rabbits?
- What in the name of hopping hedgehogs?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie badgers?
- What in the name of swinging sloths?
- What in the name of jitterbugging jellyfish?
- What in the name of prancing pandas?
- What in the name of groovy giraffes?
- What in the name of toe-tapping tigers?
- What in the name of swinging seals?
- What in the name of funky flamingos?
- What in the name of bopping bears?
- What in the name of disco ducks?
- What in the name of hopping hamsters?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie beavers?
- What in the name of jiving jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking raccoons?
- What in the name of prancing penguins?
- What in the name of grooving goats?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
- What in the name of twirling toucans?
- What in the name of bopping buffalo?
- What in the name of swinging swans?
- What in the name of funky foxes?
- What in the name of tap-dancing terriers?
- What in the name of jazzy jackals?
- What in the name of bopping baboons?
- What in the name of disco dogs?
- What in the name of hopping hawks?
- What in the name of grooving gazelles?
- What in the name of rocking roosters?
- What in the name of prancing peacocks?
- What in the name of swinging salamanders?
- What in the name of funky ferrets?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie bats?
- What in the name of jiving jellyfish?
- What in the name of raving rabbits?
- What in the name of hopping hamsters?
- What in the name of disco ducks?
- What in the name of bopping beavers?
- What in the name of jiving jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking raccoons?
- What in the name of prancing pandas?
- What in the name of grooving goats?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
- What in the name of twirling toucans?
- What in the name of bopping buffalo?
- What in the name of swinging swans?
- What in the name of funky foxes?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie badgers?
- What in the name of jazzy jackrabbits?
- What in the name of bopping bears?
- What in the name of disco dogs?
- What in the name of hopping hawks?
- What in the name of grooving gazelles?
- What in the name of rocking roosters?
- What in the name of prancing peacocks?
- What in the name of swinging salamanders?
- What in the name of funky ferrets?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie bats?
- What in the name of jiving jellyfish?
- What in the name of raving rabbits?
- What in the name of hopping hamsters?
- What in the name of disco ducks?
- What in the name of bopping beavers?
- What in the name of jiving jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking raccoons?
- What in the name of prancing pandas?
- What in the name of grooving goats?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
- What in the name of twirling toucans?
- What in the name of bopping buffalo?
- What in the name of swinging swans?
- What in the name of funky foxes?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie badgers?
- What in the name of jazzy jackrabbits?
- What in the name of bopping bears?
- What in the name of disco dogs?
- What in the name of hopping hawks?
- What in the name of grooving gazelles?
- What in the name of rocking roosters?
- What in the name of prancing peacocks?
- What in the name of swinging salamanders?
- What in the name of funky ferrets?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie bats?
- What in the name of jiving jellyfish?
- What in the name of raving rabbits?
- What in the name of hopping hamsters?
- What in the name of disco ducks?
- What in the name of bopping beavers?
- What in the name of jiving jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking raccoons?
- What in the name of prancing pandas?
- What in the name of grooving goats?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
- What in the name of twirling toucans?
- What in the name of bopping buffalo?
- What in the name of swinging swans?
- What in the name of funky foxes?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie badgers?
- What in the name of jazzy jackrabbits?
- What in the name of bopping bears?
- What in the name of disco dogs?
- What in the name of hopping hawks?
- What in the name of grooving gazelles?
- What in the name of rocking roosters?
- What in the name of prancing peacocks?
- What in the name of swinging salamanders?
- What in the name of funky ferrets?
- What in the name of boogie-woogie bats?
- What in the name of jiving jellyfish?
- What in the name of raving rabbits?
- What in the name of hopping hamsters?
- What in the name of disco ducks?
- What in the name of bopping beavers?
- What in the name of jiving jaguars?
- What in the name of rocking raccoons?
- What in the name of prancing pandas?
- What in the name of grooving goats?
- What in the name of hopping hippos?
