Sure, here are 200 funny ways to say “what the heck”:
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Holy guacamole!”
- “What in the world?”
- “Good grief!”
- “What on earth?”
- “Well, butter my biscuits!”
- “Holy smokes!”
- “What the what?”
- “Great googly moogly!”
- “Holy cow!”
- “What in the name of all things sacred?”
- “Well, slap my face and call me Sally!”
- “What in the Sam Hill?”
- “Crikey!”
- “Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!”
- “Holy moly!”
- “What the fudge?”
- “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
- “What in blue blazes?”
- “Sweet fancy Moses!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, I’ll be dipped!”
- “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
- “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
- “Holy Toledo!”
- “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
- “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
- “Well, tickle me pink!”
- “Good heavens!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
- “Great Caesar’s ghost!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, fry my hide!”
- “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
- “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”
- “Holy macaroni!”
- “What in the Dickens?”
- “Well, I’ll be jiggered!”
- “What in the H-E-double hockey sticks?”
- “Sweet mother of pearl!”
- “What in the devil’s name?”
- “Well, I’ll be doggone!”
- “Jumpin’ junipers!”
- “Holy hand grenade!”
- “What in the cornbread hell?”
- “Well, paint me red and call me a barn!”
- “What in the thunder?”
- “Great Scott!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
- “What in the Sam Hill?”
- “Jumpin’ jeez!”
- “Holy mackerel!”
- “What in the name of all things holy?”
- “Well, bless my soul!”
- “What in the blue moon?”
- “Great balls of fire!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Jumpin’ giraffes!”
- “Holy schnitzel!”
- “What in the world?”
- “Well, I’ll be a son of a gun!”
- “What in the name of Sam Hill?”
- “Jumpin’ catfish!”
- “Holy Toledo!”
- “What in the dickens?”
- “Well, dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Great galloping geese!”
- “What in the wide, wide world?”
- “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
- “What in the name of all that’s unholy?”
- “Jumpin’ geez!”
- “Holy guacamole!”
- “What in the cornbread heck?”
- “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Good golly, Miss Molly!”
- “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
- “Jumpin’ jiminy!”
- “Holy moly!”
- “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
- “Well, I’ll be hornswoggled!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Sweet fancy Moses!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, slap me silly!”
- “What in the world?”
- “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
- “Holy mackerel!”
- “What in the dickens?”
- “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
- “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
- “Great googly moogly!”
- “What in the cornbread heck?”
- “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Good grief!”
- “What in the name of all things sacred?”
- “Jumpin’ jehoshaphat!”
- “Holy cow!”
- “What the what?”
- “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
- “What in blue blazes?”
- “Sweet fancy Moses!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
- “What in the Sam Hill?”
- “Crikey!”
- “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
- “Holy Toledo!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Well, fry my hide!”
- “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
- “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”
- “Holy macaroni!”
- “What in the Dickens?”
- “Well, I’ll be jiggered!”
- “What in the H-E-double hockey sticks?”
- “Sweet mother of pearl!”
- “What in the devil’s name?”
- “Well, I’ll be doggone!”
- “Jumpin’ junipers!”
- “Holy hand grenade!”
- “What in the cornbread hell?”
- “Well, paint me red and call me a barn!”
- “What in the thunder?”
- “Great Scott!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
- “What in the Sam Hill?”
- “Jumpin’ jeez!”
- “Holy mackerel!”
- “What in the name of all things holy?”
- “Well, bless my soul!”
- “What in the blue moon?”
- “Great balls of fire!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Jumpin’ giraffes!”
- “Holy schnitzel!”
- “What in the world?”
- “Well, I’ll be a son of a gun!”
- “What in the name of Sam Hill?”
- “Jumpin’ catfish!”
- “Holy Toledo!”
- “What in the dickens?”
- “Well, dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Great galloping geese!”
- “What in the wide, wide world?”
- “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
- “What in the name of all that’s unholy?”
- “Jumpin’ geez!”
- “Holy guacamole!”
- “What in the cornbread heck?”
- “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Good golly, Miss Molly!”
- “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
- “Jumpin’ jiminy!”
- “Holy moly!”
- “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
- “Well, I’ll be hornswoggled!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Sweet fancy Moses!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, slap me silly!”
- “What in the world?”
- “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
- “Holy mackerel!”
- “What in the dickens?”
- “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
- “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
- “Great googly moogly!”
- “What in the cornbread heck?”
- “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Good grief!”
- “What in the name of all things sacred?”
- “Jumpin’ jehoshaphat!”
- “Holy cow!”
- “What the what?”
- “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
- “What in blue blazes?”
- “Sweet fancy Moses!”
- “What in tarnation?”
- “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
- “What in the Sam Hill?”
- “Crikey!”
- “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
- “Holy Toledo!”
- “What in the blazes?”
- “Well, fry my hide!”
- “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
- “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”
Feel free to use any of these expressions to add a bit of humor to your surprise or confusion!