funny ways to say what the heck

Sure, here are 200 funny ways to say “what the heck”:

1. “What in tarnation?”
2. “Holy guacamole!”
3. “What in the world?”
4. “Good grief!”
5. “What on earth?”
6. “Well, butter my biscuits!”
7. “Holy smokes!”
8. “What the what?”
9. “Great googly moogly!”
10. “Holy cow!”
11. “What in the name of all things sacred?”
12. “Well, slap my face and call me Sally!”
13. “What in the Sam Hill?”
14. “Crikey!”
15. “Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!”
16. “Holy moly!”
17. “What the fudge?”
18. “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
19. “What in blue blazes?”
20. “Sweet fancy Moses!”
21. “What in tarnation?”
22. “Well, I’ll be dipped!”
23. “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
24. “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
25. “Holy Toledo!”
26. “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
27. “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
28. “Well, tickle me pink!”
29. “Good heavens!”
30. “What in the blazes?”
31. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
32. “Great Caesar’s ghost!”
33. “What in tarnation?”
34. “Well, fry my hide!”
35. “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
36. “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”
37. “Holy macaroni!”
38. “What in the Dickens?”
39. “Well, I’ll be jiggered!”
40. “What in the H-E-double hockey sticks?”
41. “Sweet mother of pearl!”
42. “What in the devil’s name?”
43. “Well, I’ll be doggone!”
44. “Jumpin’ junipers!”
45. “Holy hand grenade!”
46. “What in the cornbread hell?”
47. “Well, paint me red and call me a barn!”
48. “What in the thunder?”
49. “Great Scott!”
50. “What in tarnation?”
51. “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
52. “What in the Sam Hill?”
53. “Jumpin’ jeez!”
54. “Holy mackerel!”
55. “What in the name of all things holy?”
56. “Well, bless my soul!”
57. “What in the blue moon?”
58. “Great balls of fire!”
59. “What in tarnation?”
60. “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
61. “What in the blazes?”
62. “Jumpin’ giraffes!”
63. “Holy schnitzel!”
64. “What in the world?”
65. “Well, I’ll be a son of a gun!”
66. “What in the name of Sam Hill?”
67. “Jumpin’ catfish!”
68. “Holy Toledo!”
69. “What in the dickens?”
70. “Well, dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!”
71. “What in tarnation?”
72. “Great galloping geese!”
73. “What in the wide, wide world?”
74. “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
75. “What in the name of all that’s unholy?”
76. “Jumpin’ geez!”
77. “Holy guacamole!”
78. “What in the cornbread heck?”
79. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
80. “What in tarnation?”
81. “Good golly, Miss Molly!”
82. “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
83. “Jumpin’ jiminy!”
84. “Holy moly!”
85. “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
86. “Well, I’ll be hornswoggled!”
87. “What in the blazes?”
88. “Sweet fancy Moses!”
89. “What in tarnation?”
90. “Well, slap me silly!”
91. “What in the world?”
92. “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
93. “Holy mackerel!”
94. “What in the dickens?”
95. “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
96. “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
97. “Great googly moogly!”
98. “What in the cornbread heck?”
99. “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
100. “What in tarnation?”
101. “Good grief!”
102. “What in the name of all things sacred?”
103. “Jumpin’ jehoshaphat!”
104. “Holy cow!”
105. “What the what?”
106. “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
107. “What in blue blazes?”
108. “Sweet fancy Moses!”
109. “What in tarnation?”
110. “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
111. “What in the Sam Hill?”
112. “Crikey!”
113. “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
114. “Holy Toledo!”
115. “What in the blazes?”
116. “Well, fry my hide!”
117. “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
118. “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”
119. “Holy macaroni!”
120. “What in the Dickens?”
121. “Well, I’ll be jiggered!”
122. “What in the H-E-double hockey sticks?”
123. “Sweet mother of pearl!”
124. “What in the devil’s name?”
125. “Well, I’ll be doggone!”
126. “Jumpin’ junipers!”
127. “Holy hand grenade!”
128. “What in the cornbread hell?”
129. “Well, paint me red and call me a barn!”
130. “What in the thunder?”
131. “Great Scott!”
132. “What in tarnation?”
133. “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
134. “What in the Sam Hill?”
135. “Jumpin’ jeez!”
136. “Holy mackerel!”
137. “What in the name of all things holy?”
138. “Well, bless my soul!”
139. “What in the blue moon?”
140. “Great balls of fire!”
141. “What in tarnation?”
142. “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
143. “What in the blazes?”
144. “Jumpin’ giraffes!”
145. “Holy schnitzel!”
146. “What in the world?”
147. “Well, I’ll be a son of a gun!”
148. “What in the name of Sam Hill?”
149. “Jumpin’ catfish!”
150. “Holy Toledo!”
151. “What in the dickens?”
152. “Well, dip me in chocolate and call me dessert!”
153. “What in tarnation?”
154. “Great galloping geese!”
155. “What in the wide, wide world?”
156. “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
157. “What in the name of all that’s unholy?”
158. “Jumpin’ geez!”
159. “Holy guacamole!”
160. “What in the cornbread heck?”
161. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
162. “What in tarnation?”
163. “Good golly, Miss Molly!”
164. “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
165. “Jumpin’ jiminy!”
166. “Holy moly!”
167. “What in the wide, wide world of sports?”
168. “Well, I’ll be hornswoggled!”
169. “What in the blazes?”
170. “Sweet fancy Moses!”
171. “What in tarnation?”
172. “Well, slap me silly!”
173. “What in the world?”
174. “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
175. “Holy mackerel!”
176. “What in the dickens?”
177. “Well, I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!”
178. “What in the name of all that’s holy?”
179. “Great googly moogly!”
180. “What in the cornbread heck?”
181. “Well, butter my biscuit and call me shortcake!”
182. “What in tarnation?”
183. “Good grief!”
184. “What in the name of all things sacred?”
185. “Jumpin’ jehoshaphat!”
186. “Holy cow!”
187. “What the what?”
188. “Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!”
189. “What in blue blazes?”
190. “Sweet fancy Moses!”
191. “What in tarnation?”
192. “Well, paint me green and call me a pickle!”
193. “What in the Sam Hill?”
194. “Crikey!”
195. “Jumpin’ jackrabbits!”
196. “Holy Toledo!”
197. “What in the blazes?”
198. “Well, fry my hide!”
199. “What in the name of Zeus’ beard?”
200. “Jumpin’ jellybeans!”

Feel free to use any of these expressions to add a bit of humor to your surprise or confusion!