Roasting someone with a perm can be done in a playful, humorous, and light-hearted manner. Here are 200 lines of roasts focused on perms, mixing humor with a bit of wit:
- “Nice perm, I didn’t know poodles were in fashion this season.”
- “Did you get lost on your way to the 80s?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it looks like it’s trying to spell something.”
- “I see your perm has more volume than your personality.”
- “Did you fall asleep in the dryer?”
- “Your hair looks like a slinky got stuck in it.”
- “That perm is so tight, I bet your thoughts come out curly.”
- “Your hair called – it wants a refund.”
- “I didn’t know they made wigs out of Brillo pads.”
- “Your perm is so loud, it needs a volume control.”
- “Did you use a microwave to set that perm?”
- “I can see why they call it a permanent – it’s permanently bad.”
- “Your perm looks like it’s trying to escape from your head.”
- “Did you get that perm as a dare?”
- “Your curls are so tight, I’m getting secondhand vertigo.”
- “Your perm looks like it got into a fight with an electric socket.”
- “Is your hair naturally curly or is it just scared stiff?”
- “Did you mistake a bottle of perm solution for shampoo?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it makes corkscrews jealous.”
- “Your perm is so bad, it could be the reason hair ties were invented.”
- “I didn’t know you could get a perm from sticking your finger in a socket.”
- “That perm looks like it’s trying to signal SOS.”
- “Your perm is tighter than my budget.”
- “I didn’t know perm kits came with a time machine.”
- “Your curls are so intense, I’m feeling seasick.”
- “Did you set your hair with a tornado?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s perpetually in shock.”
- “Your hair has more twists and turns than a soap opera.”
- “That perm looks like it’s about to star in a 70s disco movie.”
- “Did you get that perm in a wind tunnel?”
- “Your perm is so tight, it’s giving me claustrophobia.”
- “I see your hair has joined the curly revolution.”
- “Your perm looks like a bad relationship – tangled and hard to get out of.”
- “Did you perm your hair to audition for a clown?”
- “Your perm is so curly, it makes telephone cords look straight.”
- “That perm is so retro, even the 80s are jealous.”
- “Your hair looks like it’s in permanent distress.”
- “Did you set your perm with a spring coil?”
- “Your perm is so intense, it has its own zip code.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re creating a black hole.”
- “Did you mistake a car wash for a hair salon?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s been through a spin cycle.”
- “That perm is so outdated, even your grandma called to say it’s old-fashioned.”
- “Your hair looks like it’s always on a roller coaster ride.”
- “Did you perm your hair with a whisk?”
- “Your curls are so bouncy, they should be in the Olympics.”
- “That perm looks like it’s still buffering.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating its own gravity.”
- “Did you use a tornado to set your perm?”
- “Your perm is so bad, even your shadow is embarrassed.”
- “Your hair looks like it’s constantly in a state of surprise.”
- “Did you get your perm inspiration from a sheep?”
- “Your curls are so tight, they look like they’re holding on for dear life.”
- “Your perm is so retro, it came with a pair of leg warmers.”
- “Did you perm your hair with a drill?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating static electricity.”
- “That perm looks like it’s trying to communicate in Morse code.”
- “Your curls are so twisted, they need a therapist.”
- “Did you mistake a mop for a hairstyle?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s always ready for a costume party.”
- “Your hair has more curves than a rollercoaster.”
- “That perm is so intense, it’s giving me vertigo.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re squeezing out your brain cells.”
- “Did you use a blender to set your perm?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s been electrocuted.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s causing climate change.”
- “That perm is so old, it’s collecting social security.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re forming knots.”
- “Did you set your perm with a corkscrew?”
- “Your hair looks like it’s always in a state of emergency.”
- “Your perm is so retro, it’s practically a time capsule.”
- “Did you perm your hair with a spaghetti strainer?”
- “Your curls are so bouncy, they’re giving me motion sickness.”
- “That perm looks like it’s been through a car wash.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating a vortex.”
- “Did you set your perm with a tumble dryer?”
- “Your perm is so bad, it’s making mullets look good.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re forming a noose.”
- “Did you mistake a perm kit for a chemistry experiment?”
- “Your hair looks like it’s in a constant state of shock.”
- “Your perm is so retro, even your hair wants a comeback.”
- “Did you set your curls with a tornado?”
- “Your curls are so tight, they look like they’re suffocating.”
- “Your perm looks like it’s trying to escape from your head.”
- “Did you mistake a bottle of perm solution for shampoo?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it makes corkscrews jealous.”
- “Your perm is so tight, it’s giving me claustrophobia.”
- “Your curls are so intense, they need a lifeguard.”
- “Did you get your perm from a circus?”
- “Your hair looks like it’s in permanent distress.”
- “Your perm is so retro, it’s practically a time traveler.”
- “Did you set your curls with a spring coil?”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re creating a black hole.”
- “Your perm looks like it’s been through a hurricane.”
- “Did you get your perm from a roller coaster?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s causing static electricity.”
- “Your curls are so bouncy, they should be in the Olympics.”
- “Your perm looks like it’s still buffering.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating its own gravity.”
- “Did you use a tornado to set your perm?”
- “Your perm is so bad, even your shadow is embarrassed.”
- “Your hair looks like it’s constantly in a state of surprise.”
- “Did you get your perm inspiration from a sheep?”
- “Your curls are so tight, they look like they’re holding on for dear life.”
- “Your perm is so retro, it came with a pair of leg warmers.”
- “Did you perm your hair with a drill?”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating static electricity.”
- “That perm looks like it’s trying to communicate in Morse code.”
- “Your curls are so twisted, they need a therapist.”
- “Did you mistake a mop for a hairstyle?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s always ready for a costume party.”
- “Your hair has more curves than a rollercoaster.”
- “That perm is so intense, it’s giving me vertigo.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re squeezing out your brain cells.”
- “Did you use a blender to set your perm?”
- “Your perm looks like it’s been electrocuted.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s causing climate change.”
- “That perm is so old, it’s collecting social security.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re forming knots.”
- “Did you set your perm with a corkscrew?”
- “Your hair looks like it’s always in a state of emergency.”
- “Your perm is so retro, it’s practically a time capsule.”
- “Did you perm your hair with a spaghetti strainer?”
- “Your curls are so bouncy, they’re giving me motion sickness.”
- “That perm looks like it’s been through a car wash.”
- “Your hair is so curly, it’s creating a vortex.”
- “Did you set your perm with a tumble dryer?”
- “Your perm is so bad, it’s making mullets look good.”
- “Your curls are so tight, they’re forming a noose.”
- “Did you mistake a perm kit for a chemistry experiment?”
- “Your hair looks like it’s in a constant state of shock.”
- “Your perm is so retro, even your hair wants a comeback.”