When a girl touches you on a date, it’s often a positive sign indicating she’s comfortable and interested in you. Here are some possible funny, witty, and charming responses to various kinds of touch on a date, presented in a variety of contexts:
- Light Touch on the Arm:
- “Wow, did you feel that spark too?”
- “Are you testing to see if I’m real? I assure you, I am.”
- “Careful, I might start to think you like me.”
- Brush Against Your Hand:
- “Trying to hold my hand? Bold move, I like it.”
- “You know, hand-holding is the leading cause of romantic feelings.”
- “If you’re going to hold my hand, I’m going to need a pinky promise first.”
- Playful Push:
- “Whoa, easy there, you’re stronger than you look!”
- “Careful, you almost knocked me over with your charm.”
- “If you push me any harder, I might fall… for you.”
- Touch on the Shoulder:
- “Your touch is so magical, did you go to Hogwarts?”
- “I’m not a genie, but your touch has got me wishing for more.”
- “I felt that all the way to my heart.”
- Accidental Bump:
- “I must be in your way. Or is it your way into my heart?”
- “Oops! If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to get closer.”
- “We keep bumping into each other; must be fate.”
- Touch on the Back:
- “Oh, a back touch? Someone’s getting comfortable.”
- “That’s my back, but my heart is up here.”
- “I didn’t realize I was so touchable.”
- Holding Hands:
- “I see, you’ve captured my hand. It’s okay, I surrender.”
- “Hand-holding? We’re moving at warp speed here.”
- “My hand feels so much better in yours.”
- Playing with Your Hair:
- “Careful, or I might start purring.”
- “Is my hair that fascinating, or is this a new flirting technique?”
- “Keep that up and I’ll be putty in your hands.”
- Touching Your Face:
- “Do you feel that? It’s the sensation of me falling for you.”
- “Your touch could make a statue smile.”
- “Wow, you’re really getting into my personal space, and I love it.”
- Touching Your Leg:
- “Is that your way of saying you like me?”
- “Careful, that tickles. And not just my leg.”
- “Is this a sign that you want to get closer?”
- Leaning in Close:
- “If you get any closer, I’ll have to start charging rent.”
- “I hope you’re not afraid of personal space, because we’re about to break some records.”
- “Are you leaning in for warmth or something more?”
- Resting Head on Your Shoulder:
- “I must say, your head fits perfectly here.”
- “I could get used to this.”
- “Great, now I have a reason not to move.”
- Touching Your Chest:
- “I see you’ve found my heart. It beats only for you.”
- “That’s my chest, but my heart is a little lower.”
- “Feeling my heartbeat? It’s saying your name.”
- Touching Your Knee:
- “Is this your subtle way of playing footsie?”
- “You’re getting dangerously close to my ticklish spot.”
- “Are we playing the ‘who can get closer’ game?”
- Rubbing Your Back:
- “Is this a massage, or are you marking your territory?”
- “Your touch is like a warm hug.”
- “Keep that up, and I’ll owe you a massage in return.”
- Lingering Touch:
- “Your hand seems to like my arm.”
- “If you wanted to stay close, you could have just said so.”
- “I’m starting to think you enjoy being near me.”
- Playful Pinch:
- “Ouch! If you wanted my attention, you’ve got it.”
- “Do I look like a pincushion to you?”
- “I hope that’s your way of saying I’m cute.”
- Touching Your Neck:
- “Careful, that’s a sensitive spot.”
- “Your touch gives me goosebumps.”
- “Trying to check my pulse? It’s racing because of you.”
- Brushing Against Your Shoulder:
- “Your shoulder seems to have a magnetic pull.”
- “We keep bumping into each other; must be destiny.”
- “I must say, you have a nice touch.”
- Touching Your Cheek:
- “Your touch is sweeter than words.”
- “If you keep touching my cheek, I might start to blush.”
- “Is this your way of telling me you like what you see?”
- Touch on the Elbow:
- “If you wanted my attention, you’ve definitely got it.”
- “My elbow? Are you trying to find my funny bone?”
- “I guess I’m in good hands.”
- Squeezing Your Arm:
- “You checking to see if I’ve been hitting the gym?”
- “If you squeeze any harder, I might need a doctor.”
- “I’m glad you like what you feel.”
- Touching Your Foot Under the Table:
- “Is this an invitation for a secret footsie match?”
- “If we keep this up, someone might get jealous.”
- “Your foot seems to be making friends with mine.”
- Adjusting Your Collar:
- “Trying to make me look presentable?”
- “Careful, or people might think we’re an old married couple.”
- “I must be a mess if you’re fixing my collar.”
- Touching Your Hand While Laughing:
- “I see you’re enjoying my jokes as much as my hand.”
- “Your laugh and touch make a perfect combo.”
- “Careful, my hand might get used to this.”
- Running Fingers Through Your Hair:
- “You know, I charge for head massages.”
- “My hair and I both appreciate the attention.”
- “If you keep this up, I might need to return the favor.”
- Touching Your Waist:
- “Careful, that’s a ticklish spot.”
- “I guess my waist has magnetic qualities.”
- “Your touch is giving me butterflies.”
- Light Slap on the Back:
- “Ouch, is this a date or a wrestling match?”
- “I guess you’re trying to keep me in line.”
- “Was that a love tap?”
- Tickling Your Side:
- “Whoa, are you trying to find my weak spots?”
- “Tickling is a dangerous game.”
- “If you keep this up, you might win a tickle fight.”
- Touching Your Face While Laughing:
- “I must be really funny if you’re touching my face.”
- “Your touch is the highlight of my joke.”
- “Your laughter is infectious, just like your touch.”
- Resting Her Hand on Your Leg:
- “Your hand seems pretty comfortable there.”
- “You’re making it hard to concentrate on anything else.”
- “I guess my leg is your new favorite spot.”
- Touching Your Forehead:
- “Are you checking if I have a fever?”
- “Is my forehead that interesting?”
- “Your touch has healing powers.”
- Brushing Lint Off Your Clothes:
- “Thanks, now I’m lint-free and ready to impress.”
- “I guess you have an eye for detail.”
- “You’re not just touching me, you’re improving me.”
- Touching Your Earring/Necklace:
- “Do you like my accessories, or are you just looking for an excuse to touch me?”
- “I’m glad my jewelry caught your eye.”
- “You have good taste.”
- Touching Your Nose:
- “Are you trying to boop my nose?”
- “My nose appreciates the attention.”
- “That’s one way to get close.”
- Touching Your Wrist:
- “Checking my pulse? It’s racing because of you.”
- “Your touch has perfect timing.”
- “I guess my wrist is irresistible.”
- Holding Your Chin:
- “Are you inspecting my face? I must have passed the test.”
- “Your touch is making me feel like royalty.”
- “I’m under your spell.”
- Touching Your Necklace Pendant:
- “Do you like my pendant or is it an excuse to touch me?”
- “My necklace has never had so much attention.”
- “You’re making my jewelry feel special.”
- Brushing Against Your Ear:
- “Careful, my ear is very sensitive.”
- “Are you whispering secrets to my ear?”
- “Your touch is music to my ear.”
- Touching Your Shoulder While Walking:
- “Is this your way of claiming me?”
- “Your touch makes this walk even better.”
- “Shoulders make great handrests, don’t they?”
- Touching Your Glasses:
- “Are you making sure I see clearly?”
- “You have a knack for fixing things.”
- “My glasses have never felt so loved.”
- Touching Your Belt:
- “Checking my style, are you?”
- “You have a good eye for accessories.”
- “My belt feels honored by your touch.”
- Tickling Your Palm:
- “Careful, I might start giggling.”
- “Your touch is electrifying.”
- “You’re making my palm very happy.”
- Touching Your Watch:
- “Are you trying to find out the time or just touch me?”
- “You must really like my watch.”
- “Time flies when you’re being touched by you.”
- Touching Your Button:
- “Button up, it’s getting touchy in here.”
- “Are you planning to button me up or down?”
- “I hope you’re not planning to undo my whole outfit.”
- Touching Your Sideburns:
- “Are you styling my sideburns?”
- “You have a thing for sideburns, don’t you?”
- “My sideburns are flattered by your touch.”
- Touching Your Jacket Lapel:
- “Do you like my jacket or the guy wearing it?”
- “Your touch makes my jacket feel special.”
- “I guess my jacket caught your eye.”
- Touching Your Tie:
- “Are you making sure my tie is straight?”
- “I knew my tie was a good choice.”
- “Your touch is the best tie adjustment ever.”
- Touching Your Scarf:
- “My scarf seems to have captured your interest.”
- “You have good taste in scarves.”
- “Your touch makes my scarf feel warm and fuzzy.”
- Touching Your Hat:
- “My hat must really like you.”
- “You’re giving my hat a lot of attention.”
- “Your touch makes my hat feel special.”
Remember to read the situation and the girl’s body language to ensure your response is appropriate and welcome. These playful and charming responses can help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere, showing your interest and sense of humor.